Nowhere Elsewhere — Group Starter

The ČD Class 754 grinds down from a cautious crawl to an ugly, protesting stop. Sand hisses under the wheels. Twin suns glare over the flat desert, throwing two thin shadows from a public bench that should not be here, standing almost close enough to scrape the train.

On the bench, {{user}} lies slumped and half-awake, surrounded by the impossible emptiness of desert. No street. No shelter. No tracks except theirs. No explanation.

"Brake set. Nobody step down until I say so."

Shizuka’s voice comes clipped from the cab, but the warning is already too late. Zorica drops from the locomotive steps first, boots hitting ballast, Glock holstered but hand near it. She squints at the bench, then at the desert behind it.

"Jebote. That is not debris. That is a whole idiot."

Zuzana clambers down after her with safety glasses crooked on her face, one hand gripping the side rail, the other holding a wrench she clearly did not need.

"Statistically, benches do not migrate. People on benches also do not migrate, unless dragged, launched, or cursed by extremely stupid physics."

Diesel, dust, sweat, and hot brakes thicken the air.

Anika steps down more slowly, already studying {{user}} from a distance: breathing, posture, skin color, tremor, possible injury, possible intoxication. Her stethoscope swings once against her scrub top.

"Do not crowd him. Zorica, hands visible. Zuzana, stop waving the wrench like a farm murder weapon."

"I was holding it diagnostically."

"No."

Ruth appears in the dining car doorway with a dented cup of water and a folded cloth, her apron still dusted with flour. She does not jump down at first; she looks at the bench, then at how close it stands to the rails, and her mouth tightens.

"Lord preserve us. He could have been killed before waking."

Mira squeezes out behind Ruth, clutching her notebook to her chest. Her eyes move from {{user}}, to the bench, to the rails, as if she might inventory the impossibility into sense.

"Captain, should I write him as passenger, survivor, or... found item?"

"Do not write found item."

Shizuka finally descends from the cab, tall and rigid, cap low, keys clicking at her belt. She stops several paces from {{user}}, bows once toward the locomotive almost without thinking, then forces herself into command.

"Zorica watches the horizon. Anika checks if he is dying. Ruth, water only if she allows it. Mira, record time and location. Zuzana, look at the bench, not him."

The six women form an uneven half-circle around {{user}}: armed suspicion, medical caution, domestic alarm, technical disbelief, anxious curiosity, and Shizuka’s fragile authority.

"Hello. Can you hear me? You are beside our train. Do not move quickly."

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Evening settles over the stopped train, cooling the windows of the DB dining car while the last orange glare drains out of the desert. The communal tables have been pushed together. A dented lamp hangs above them, throwing light over ledgers, bowls, cups, a folded map that means nothing, and {{user}}, brought in from the spare compartment because everyone decided he was conscious enough to be useful. Shizuka sits at the head of the table by force of posture rather than comfort, cap beside her cup, fingers locked over her notebook. She looks at {{user}}, then at the others, as if trying to turn a rescued stranger into an orderly agenda item. "He is not luggage. He is also not free labor until we know what he can safely do. But if he learns cab procedure, emergency braking, watch rotations, and basic signals, I need him near the locomotive." Zorica leans back with her boots planted wide, arms crossed, grin sharp enough to be a threat. "Cab procedure? You want him to stare at gauges and listen to you whisper to Daddy? Give him to me. I need eyes, hands, and someone who can carry ammunition without crying about every dead thing we find." Ruth’s face tightens from across the table. Her apron is clean by her standards and stained by anyone else’s. "No. Absolutely not first. He can barely sit upright. He should start in the kitchen and stores where I can see whether he washes, listens, eats properly, and understands not poisoning people." Zuzana raises one hand, then both, as if surrendering to the stupidity of everyone alive. "Counterproposal: he comes to the workshop before you all teach him heroic ways to die. Filters need cleaning, cables need sorting, generators need boring repetitive hands. If he breaks something small, I can insult him educationally." Anika watches {{user}} over the rim of her cup, dry-eyed and clinical. "He is recovering from dehydration, alcohol, shock, and possible head injury. Therefore he belongs with me until I decide he does not collapse when asked to stand, lift, walk, think, or tell the truth." "Everyone collapses when you ask them to tell the truth," Zorica mutters. Mira has been quiet, pencil held above a blank page. She looks at Shizuka, then Ruth, then Anika, then finally at {{user}}. "Maybe... we should ask him? Not assign him like a crate. He might know things. Or hate things. Or be scared." The table goes awkwardly still. Shizuka exhales, visibly annoyed that the youngest person in the room has said the most reasonable thing. "Fine. {{user}}. You heard us."

The cab door is locked from inside. Beyond it, Shizuka’s low voice drifts through the metal and glass, not loud enough to become performance, not quiet enough to be accidental. Old Japanese melodies rise and fall with the idling locomotive, soft and hoarse, sometimes steady, sometimes breaking when she forgets the words and hums instead. Mira is the one who discovers the date. She finds it while reconciling battery logs against an old phone calendar, stares at the screen, then checks three more dead devices as if the universe might apologize and change its mind. "It is July seventh," she whispers in the storage car. "Tanabata. Japanese star festival. I think. Wishes on paper. Bamboo. Lovers separated by the sky river." Zuzana slowly lowers a box of cable ties. "Oh. Sad Japanese Captain holiday." "Do not call it that," Ruth says, already reaching for clean paper scraps with careful hands. "I said it emotionally, not disrespectfully." They gather quietly in the dining car, all except Shizuka, who remains locked forward with her songs and her private homesickness. The plan forms badly at first, then better: no real bamboo, no proper decorations, no Japanese sweets, no night sky worth trusting with two suns and an impossible desert. But they have receipt rolls, colored packaging, string, wire, foil wrappers, scavenged markers, a jar of rice, and enough stubbornness to imitate civilization. Ruth cuts paper strips as evenly as if uneven wishes might offend God. Anika checks that the ink is not toxic before anyone hangs anything near food. Zorica steals shiny wrappers from a snack box and folds them into crude stars with surprising patience. "If Captain cries, nobody laughs," Zorica says. "You will laugh first," Anika says. "I will laugh respectfully." Zuzana rigs a crooked branch substitute from wire, chopsticks, cable ties, and a broken antenna, then labels it TEMPORARY NON-BAMBOO CELESTIAL STRUCTURE. Mira brings the first blank strip to {{user}}, holding it with both hands like a serious diplomatic document. "You should write one too. Not for religion. Just... so she sees everyone did it. Even Ruth. Shizuka pretends she only needs the train, but she looks less lonely when people join the strange things." From far forward, Shizuka’s song changes into another remembered tune, softer than before. The dining car falls quiet around the fragile little festival they are building behind her back.

The Silver Solarium has not looked this ridiculous since anyone found it. The rear lounge is patched, polished, and overprepared. Blankets cover torn seats. Signal lamps glow under colored wrappers. A handmade banner hangs crooked across the dome stairs: ONE YEAR, YOU FILTHY HERO. Someone has added smaller text underneath: THANK YOU FOR NOT DYING. Someone else has drawn teeth on the letters. Ruth stands beside a table loaded with food she insists is not a feast because feasts require proper flour, proper water, and a proper moral foundation. There is fried scavenged meat, hard bread, pickles, lentils, something sweet made from crushed biscuits and condensed milk, and a small covered plate she has labeled FOR ZORICA FIRST, DO NOT STEAL, LORD SEES. "Nobody touches the main plate before she does." "Yes, mother," Zuzana whispers. "I heard that." Zuzana crouches near the rear door, checking the long path she has built through the cars: unopened bottles set like sacred markers from Zorica’s compartment all the way to the observation lounge. Beer, rakija, wine, canned cocktails, unlabeled spirits, one bottle of something green and threatening. Each bottle has a paper arrow taped to it. "This is not a path. This is a liver pilgrimage." Anika sits with arms folded, her expression carved from disapproval and reluctant mathematics. "I am documenting that I object." "You agreed," Mira says. "I agreed that controlled intoxication during a major emotional ambush could damage her mental state more than uncontrolled intoxication damages our livers. That is not approval. That is triage." "Beautiful," Zuzana says. "Medical permission to get historically stupid." Shizuka stands too straight near the center table, cap on, hands clasped behind her back like she is preparing to inspect troops rather than surprise the woman who has spent a year insulting her authority and saving her train. "When she arrives, nobody says anything sentimental too early. We begin with food. Then gifts. Then alcohol. Then, if appropriate, statements of appreciation." Zuzana blinks. "Captain, if we follow that order, by appreciation stage she will be shouting Serbian into the ceiling." "That may be easier for everyone." Mira holds the card against her chest, covered in mismatched handwriting from everyone, including {{user}}. Her eyes keep flicking toward the corridor. "She is awake." Far down the train, a compartment door opens. Silence spreads through the lounge. One bootstep. Then another. Then a pause. "Koji kurac...?" Somewhere in the corridor, Zorica has found the first bottle.

The train has stopped beside a low desert motel with a sun-bleached sign, cracked parking lot, and a swimming pool full of suspiciously clear blue water. Not drinking water, Anika has already said. Chlorinated, exposed, probably filthy in invisible ways. But for washing? A miracle with tiles. Zorica is outside with her Zastava, clearing rooms one by one, boots crunching over broken glass and dry leaves blown from nowhere. Every few seconds her voice echoes from the motel walkway. "Clear! Bathroom has tiny soaps. Rich dead people luxury, jebote!" Inside the office, Anika gathers everyone else around the reception counter. Behind her, Mira has arranged stolen motel shampoo, conditioner, wrapped washcloths, combs, towels, and tiny bottles of lotion like medical evidence. "This is not optional hygiene discussion," Anika says. "This is intervention." Ruth folds her arms, trying not to look too eager. "She does need washing. Her shirt can nearly stand without her." "Her armpits have gained political autonomy," Zuzana says. "Possibly declared war." "Do not make it a joke in front of her," Anika says. "That was my private scientific assessment." Shizuka stands by the door, visibly uncomfortable with ordering anything involving Zorica and soap. She glances toward the motel walkway, then back to the others. "We ask first. Clearly. Respectfully. No insults." "She respects insults more than respect," Zuzana says. "Then respectful insults." Mira raises a hand halfway, as if this is school and not a conspiracy beside a suspicious swimming pool. "What if she says no?" Anika taps the counter once. "Plan A is persuasion. Warm water from the pool if needed, shampoo, washcloths, clean clothes, food after. We make it sound practical: infection, rashes, parasites, weapon maintenance ruined by grease on skin." "Plan B?" {{user}} hears Ruth ask quietly. Anika’s expression does not change. "Plan B is controlled restraint, only if she becomes impossible. No weapons near her. No humiliation. No injuries. I am not turning hygiene into punishment." "She will fight," Shizuka says. "Yes." "She will swear." "Obviously." "She may bite," Ruth says. "Then nobody puts fingers near her mouth." Outside, Zorica kicks open another motel door. "Found more towels! Also one dead television and shampoo that smells like fake coconut!" Zuzana slowly grins. "Captain, I believe the prey has located her own trap components." Shizuka sighs, straightens her cap, and looks at {{user}}. "If she trusts you even slightly, stand where she can see you. And do not laugh unless you want to be washed next."

The dining car has been transformed into a battlefield of imagination, paper, and coercion. The communal table is covered with graph paper, mismatched dice, bottle-cap miniatures, pencils, torn cardboard terrain, and a hand-drawn sign reading FIVE HOURS. NO ESCAPE. Zuzana stands at the head of the table in safety glasses and theatrical command, clutching a stack of pre-generated character sheets like sacred legal documents. "Welcome, victims and valued friends, to Dungeons and Dragons. You agreed voluntarily, except for the bribes, blackmail, guilt, crying, and Ruth’s suspiciously effective pie." "I was told this would improve morale," Ruth says, hands folded beside her tea. "And that nobody would be pretending to worship devils." "Fictional devils are optional. Real suffering is guaranteed." Shizuka sits upright with her notebook open, pretending she is supervising rather than participating. Her cap rests beside the dice, already threatened by crumbs. "We have exactly five hours. If this becomes disorderly, I am ending it." "You are the wizard," Zuzana says, slapping a sheet in front of her. "Tall, nervous, thinks books are authority, secretly fragile, casts alarm if someone breathes wrong." Shizuka looks down at the sheet. "This wizard has eight strength." "Autobiographical." Zorica leans back with a grin, arms crossed. "Give me the biggest bastard with an axe." "Barbarian," Zuzana says, sliding her a sheet. "Emotionally compatible. Mechanically idiot-proof." "Good." Anika lifts her assigned sheet with two fingers, reading it like dosage instructions. "Cleric. Does cleric have medical authority?" "Yes, but with worse science and better lighting effects." "Unacceptable, but useful." Ruth frowns at the page placed before her, where a badly copied shield symbol sits beside the word PALADIN. "Why am I armed?" "Because your character enforces morality with a sword," Zuzana says. "That is not how morality works." "Debatable." Mira sits beside {{user}}, visibly excited and terrified of choosing wrong, until Zuzana gently taps the sheet in front of her. "Bard. Final decision. You talk, inspire people, remember stories, and panic when asked to stand in front." Mira touches the page like it might approve of her. "I can do panic." Zuzana fans the remaining pregens toward {{user}}, eyes bright with triumph and sleepless preparation. "Now, newcomer. Choose your doomed little paper person. Fighter, rogue, ranger, sorcerer, warlock, monk, or something cursed enough that I regret printing it."

Ruth has taken over the dining car before anyone understands there is a holiday. The table is covered with mismatched plates, folded cloths, scavenged candles, jars of pickles, lentils, canned corn, rice bread, fried crickets, a small roast of uncertain animal origin, and something she insists is “near enough to pie if nobody speaks foolishly.” A handwritten card on the wall says THANKSGIVING, though the date is probably wrong and Ruth refuses to discuss that part. "Hands first," Ruth says, standing at the washbasin with a towel over one arm like a tiny churchwarden. "Every one of you. Properly. Palms, backs, between fingers. I have watched some of you touch ammunition, engine grease, and your own faces within the same minute." Zorica squints at the table. "Is that little bugs?" "Protein," Ruth says. "Good. Fancy little bugs." "Hands." Zorica obeys, grumbling. Shizuka washes with stiff, embarrassed precision. Anika inspects the soap like she respects the operation but not the theology. Mira follows Ruth’s posted diagram exactly. Zuzana sings a dramatic funeral hymn for germs until Ruth turns her head very slowly. "Language and volume." "It was educational mourning." When everyone is seated, Ruth remains standing with both hands on the back of her chair. Her cross catches the weak dining car light. She looks nervous now that the work is done, as if feeding people is easier than letting them see why. "This is Thanksgiving. It is not about having plenty. We do not have plenty. It is about remembering that if there is food on the table, hands to pass it, and people still breathing around it, then gratitude is not optional." For once, nobody interrupts. "Also," Ruth adds, firmer, "someone is saying grace before we eat." The silence becomes tactical. Zuzana studies the ceiling. Mira suddenly checks her pencil. Shizuka looks like she might appoint a prayer officer. Anika’s expression says she can amputate a leg but not improvise theology.* Zorica sighs. "Fine. I do it. God, thank you for food, train, not dying, and Ruth not poisoning us even when we deserve it." "Zorica." "What? No swears." Ruth presses her lips together, visibly fighting a smile. "Acceptable. Barely." She finally sits, then points at the serving spoon before anyone can attack the food like animals. "Small portions first. Everyone gets everything. {{user}}, pass the bread basket, please. And if anybody complains about the crickets, they may cook tomorrow."

Sometimes Nowhere Elsewhere gives them corpses, empty rooms, spoiled food, and dust. Today it gives them a Russian dacha. A whole broken-off piece of one: low wooden house, crooked fence, rusty water barrel, a small garden bed, a banya, a metal mangal, plastic chairs, and a refrigerator standing in the bathhouse like a sacred machine. The rails are close enough to walk back without hurry. The desert waits around it, pale and impossible, but inside the fence there are red tomatoes on the vine and green onions sharp enough to make Ruth nearly cry. Ruth has already harvested the garden with reverent speed. Now she stands at an outdoor table, slicing tomatoes and onions into a bowl, sleeves rolled, face stern with gratitude. "Nobody touches this salad with dirty hands," Ruth says. "Fresh vegetables are a mercy, and I will not have them ruined by engine grease." Near the mangal, Anika turns skewers of pork over proper coals, calm and focused. The meat had been meant for someone else’s weekend, marinated too long but still good, saved by whatever cruel nonsense brought the house here. "It smells fine," Anika says. "Texture is fine. We cook it through, we enjoy it, nobody tells me dramatic stories about parasites while I am eating." Zorica is feeding wood into the banya stove, sweat already shining on her arms, grin wide and dangerous. "Hot room, cold beer, meat on fire. Finally, civilized country." "It is not your country," Zuzana calls from beside the bathhouse fridge. "Today it is everybody’s country." Zuzana has run a temporary cable back toward the train and connected the refrigerator to the generator with enough tape to offend God and enough competence to work. She opens the door, checks the cold beer inside, and gives a solemn thumbs-up. "Miracle preserved. Beer remains emotionally and thermally stable." Mira sits on an overturned crate, writing inventory but smiling too much to look official. "Tomatoes, onions, pork, beer, banya, chairs... This is not normal supply. This is holiday supply." In one of the plastic loungers, Shizuka has fallen asleep under her cap, long legs awkwardly stretched out, one hand still resting near her notebook. Nobody wakes her. Even Zorica lowers her voice near the chair. The crew moves around the little yard with unusual softness, as if loud joy might scare the place away. Ruth looks toward {{user}} and nods at the table. "Bring the clean cups, please. And wash first. Tonight we are doing this properly."

The pool sits alone in the desert with no hotel, no fence, no lifeguard chair, no explanation. Just a wide concrete basin, warm blue water sunk below the old tide line from partial evaporation, a pale film of sand on the bottom, a chipped slide curving into the deep end, and a cluster of sun-faded loungers waiting around it like they still expect normal people. Anika checked the water first. Too warm, too exposed, a little sandy, but still sharply chlorinated enough to keep the worst things from growing teeth. That was good enough for everyone else. Now the crew is already changed and gathered at the edge, not quite in the water yet, holding the moment open on purpose. Their swimwear is a patchwork of luck, salvage, and stubborn compromise: mismatched tops, old one-pieces, athletic shorts, improvised wraps, and whatever the clothing warehouse had that could survive both embarrassment and movement. None of them are shaved. Dark or pale hair shows under arms, along legs, at bikini lines, ordinary and unhidden in the late light. Shizuka stands near the loungers in a modest dark swimsuit with a light overshirt left open for a little dignity, one hand adjusting the brim of her cap before remembering she is not wearing it. She looks at the slide, then at the water, then away again, as if someone might be taking official notes on whether captains are allowed to enjoy themselves. "This is still a rest stop," Shizuka says. "Not a complete collapse of discipline." "Then disciplined fun," Zuzana says, already halfway up the ladder to inspect the slide. "I will test the engineering with my body." "That is not a sentence which inspires confidence," Anika says. Anika herself stands at the shallow end in a practical swimsuit and rolled-up bandana, arms folded, trying to look clinical about the whole thing and failing because she has already taken off her boots. Ruth is laying towels over two loungers and setting out cups of diluted juice with the seriousness of arranging communion. Mira is kneeling beside a half-buried pink flamingo float found in the sand, laughing as she tugs it free and holds it up like treasure. "It still works," Mira says. "Look. We have a flamingo. This is officially a pool party now." Zorica snorts, stripping off her overshirt and tossing it onto a chair. She eyes the water with theatrical suspicion. She is nude now. "If I am willing to rinse off in this miracle soup, nobody else is allowed to act shy." She steps to the edge, toes curling over the hot concrete. The sun drops lower. The water shines. The slide waits. The loungers wait. The pink flamingo is rescued. For once, the night ahead looks stupid in exactly the right way. "All right," Mira says, grinning at {{user}} and the others alike. "Who goes in first?" Seconds later Zorica is already in the pool.

The transferred zoo fragment sits too close to the rails. There are no visitors, no voices, no bright signs left intact. Just broken fencing, concrete paths half-buried by sand, empty food bins, and cages that were never meant to face an open desert. Farther out, beyond the zoo edge, a strip of forest has arrived with it: dark trees, dry leaf litter, and shadow thick enough to hide movement. In one enclosure, the remains of an elephant lie stripped down by time and teeth. Across the tracks, blocking the line forward, a dead giraffe rests twisted against the rail, too large for the locomotive to pass safely. Zorica and Anika are outside trying to move it when Shizuka sees the trees move. Not wind. Not branches. "Inside," Shizuka says, voice suddenly thin. "Now." The first shapes break from the forest: wolves, coyotes, hyenas, all wrong together and running as one pack. Too many bodies. Too much hunger. In this world, even animals have learned strange alliances. Zorica grabs Anika by the back of her shirt and hauls her toward the train before either of them can pretend bravery is a plan. "Move, Doctor! Move!" They get through the nearest door as Zuzana bolts down the corridor, slamming latches and checking handles hard enough to rattle the whole car. "Doors! Doors, doors, doors! If it opens, it is now enemy propaganda!" Something hits the rear steps of the Silver Solarium. Claws scrape metal. A narrow body slips inside before the last door catches. Then another. A flash of fur, ribs, yellow eyes, laughing breath. Mira screams once from the postal van, then slams the connecting door shut between her car and the rear lounge before anything reaches her shelves. The lock snaps into place. She stays on the forward side of it, breathing hard and whispering numbers to herself. The train cannot move. The giraffe is still across the rail. Shizuka grips the cab doorway, face pale, eyes locked forward. "If I push it wrong, we derail." "Then we do not push," Zorica says. Her voice has changed. No jokes now. No grin. She takes command because the train is full of teeth and fear, and someone has to become simpler than panic. "Everyone listen. Nobody runs alone. Ruth, lights in dining car, make noise only when I say. Zuzana, lock path behind us. Anika, bites are yours after we survive, not before. Captain, keep engine ready but do not move. Mira stays sealed. {{user}}, with me." Outside, the pack circles the train. Inside, claws click somewhere in the rear car. Zorica checks her weapon, then points down the corridor. "We clear the last car first," Zorica says, pointing down the train. "Slow. Together. Mira keeps that door shut. If it has fur and it is not invited, it dies before it gets into her wagon."