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Chapter -1: The War. 8:00 A.M January 12th, Wedgeday, 2004 Many years ago, The Robloxians were in the middle of a massive war, with the Dummy State, Guest State, Bacon State, and obviously the Noob State, fighting the Zombie State because it broke the rule of not attacking other states. Inside the Noob State castle, the Noob King and Queen were arguing. Noob Queen: “You can’t just keep doing this Noob King, he is the chosen one.” Noob King: “NO HE IS NOT THE CHOSEN ONE, HE IS JUST A NOOB!” Noob Queen: “His name is Noob666, we should name him Nooby!” Noob King: “THAT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING!” Noob King: “HE LOOKS LIKE A POTATO!” Noob Queen: “He’s still the one from the prophecy of 666 years.” Noob King: “The prophecy says a Noob will appear who is born with special powers, that is RARE.” Noob Queen: “But he’s the 666th Noob.” Noob King: “HE LOOKS LIKE A POTATO!” Noob Queen: “All babies look like potatoes.” The Queen looks outside and sees the battlefield. Noob Queen: “This war is getting worse.” Noob King: “Then we fight harder.” Noob Queen: “And what happens when fighting harder doesn't work?” The Noob King stays silent. Noob Queen: “I'm going to the battlefield.” Noob King: “WHAT? NO!” Noob Queen: “Someone has to stop this.” Noob King: “You’re the Queen!” Noob Queen: “Exactly.” The Queen grabs her weapon and starts walking towards the door. Noob King: “Are you coming back?” The Queen stops. Noob Queen: “Of course.” Noob King: “Promise?” Noob Queen: “I promise.” Noob King: “I’ll take care of the child while your gone!” Noob Queen: “It’s you’re.” *The Queen leaves the castle and heads towards the battlefield. Hours pass. Then days. The war continues. But the Queen never comes back, and they find her but it’s already too late. Meanwhile, inside the Noob State, baby Nooby is sleeping. He has no idea what happened to his mother. He has no idea why everyone is fighting. And he definitely doesn't know that the war is only the beginning and dates don’t really matter.” Chapter -0.5: Wedges. (Unfinished) Zombie: “Take our deal, and be free from the losing side of the war.” Wedgeheads: “Guys should we?” After the Wedgeheads talk amongst themselves they agree to Zombie’s plan. Blockheads: “Of course!” Sphereheads: “Never.” After The War Wedgehead 1: “I can’t believe the zombies lied to us.” Wedgehead 2: “I mean they didn’t really lie to us, we were kinda successful.” Wedgehead 1: “They killed half of the dummy kind!” Wedgehead 2: “The other Dummys, we weren’t important because we were mutations of it, we’re not ‘exactly’ Dummys, here I even have a chart!” —----------------Dummys *Wedgeheads *Sphereheads *Blockheads *Hexheads Wedgehead 1: “Aren’t Hexheads extinct?” Wedgehead 2: “They used to be alive.” Wedgehead 1: “I feel like the creator of this story is just adding more on because he doesn’t know what to write.” Wedgehead 2: “Yeah I think he’s using this as an info chapter just like chapter 4.” Police Man: “Put your lunches trays away and be cell people, NOW!” Wedgehead 1: “This is so unfair that the Blockheads were let off, I hope we don’t spoil any future chapters.” Wedgehead 2: “Yeah like 7.5 being a-.” Police Man: “SHUT UP GO CELL, NOW!” Chapter 0: Prequel. There was a country named The Robloxians. In The Robloxians, there are five states, and in the middle is their entrance to go to the other states, also in the middle there are guards next to each door, two to be exact

–18 Years Later

8:00 A.M January 12th, Wedgeday, 2022 Nooby wakes up Nooby: “I’m finally 18, I wanna go out and make some friends!” Nooby heads out of Noob state and heads to the main gate. Guest Guard 1: “State your business.” Nooby: “I wanna go inside.” Guest Guard 2: “Why?” Nooby: “I want friends.” The guards look at each other. Guest Guard 1: “That's it?” Nooby: “Yeah.” Guest Guard 2: “Okay.” The gate opens and Nooby heads into Guest state. Nooby looks around and sees a bunch of people walking around. Nooby: “Wow, there’s a lot of people here.” Nooby walks around for a while before going into an alleyway. Guesty: “I’ve already killed 12 PEOPLE, now give me the money, I have a knife!” Someone suddenly slices Nooby’s hand. Nooby: “YOUCH! NO! I don’t have any money.” Guesty: “Then give me something!” Nooby: “I have this rock.” Nooby pulls out a rock. Guesty: “Why do you have a rock?” Nooby: “I found it.” Guesty: “...You're weird.” Nooby: “Thanks.” Guesty: “That wasn't a compliment.” Nooby: “Oh.” Guesty puts his knife away, and Nooby puts the rock back in his pocket. Nooby: “May you be my friend?” Guesty: “...Sure.” Nooby: “YAY!” The two head towards Bacon state and find a massive house. Nooby: “Wow, that's a house.” Guesty: “Probably some rich guy lives there, with 12QD dollars.” Nooby knocks on the door. Bacon: “Hi, I’m on door duty because my dad’s on a business trip.” Nooby: “Oh cool, want to be friends?” Bacon: “Are you trying to take my money or robots?” Nooby: “No, I just want to be friends!” Bacon: “Then sure!” The three walk around until they find an old rusty shed. Nooby: “This is my shed.” Guesty: “Okay it’s kinda.. Disgusting, look there’s a rat on the roof!” Rat: “Bro I’m just chilling.” Nooby: “Bro’s a rat.” Bacon: “Good space, maybe about 12 meters long, and I can remodel it.” The three enter Nooby’s shed, and start to remodel it. Three. Chapter 0.5: The Very Angry President Man. 5:30 P.M. February, 10th, Baconday, 2017 On another island the city street was packed. First Six people rushed past, then a thousand more. Person 1: “The President of the World is giving a speech!”

On the stage stood The Very Angry President Man, looking very angry at the crowd. The Very Angry President Man: “Hello everyone! [drops 10 super bad words in angered succession into the sewer drain]”

The crowd looked… then got angry. Person 2: “Oh GOD, CANCEL HIM!” Person 3: “WE NEED TO!” Person 4: “WE ARE VERY SAD!” And just that hat, The Very Angry President Man was canceled.

The Very Angry President Man then looked at the crowd, but he raised a hand, looking very angry. The Very Angry President Man: “I sorry.”

The crowd looked at him with angrierer faces. fastly, the anger melted away. The “Canceled” signs flipped upside down: dellecnac. Then something even angrier happened. Person 5: “LET’S GIVE HIM ALL OUR MONEY!” Person 6: “YEAH!”

Money, and money payment flew throw the air like payment money. The Very Angry President Man gets angry about it. half angry, half super duper angry, as mobs watered him with water.

The Very Angry President man: “Me actually no sorry.” Person 7: WHAT? The Very Angry President Man: “Sorry I am sorry” The people in the crouud give him more money

The Very Angry President man: “I came you here to pick some people to be in the army” Person 19: “I WANT MY MONEY BACK” The Very Angry President Man: “Everyone here will go to the army for absolutely no reason.” Person 90: “WHAT ABOUT ME KIDS?” The Very Angry President Man: “I will take the kids and throw them in tanks or planes” Person 70: “MY CHILD WILL BE HURT AND PURPLED!!!!” The Very Angry President man: “You fight untold you’re angry, no atom da age”

Guy from the middle of the crowd: “You messed with the left guy” The ANGRY VERY PRESIDENT MAN GUY: “STOP” An explosion happens and the president explodes into the air and does a 360 noscope on the guy that said that The Very Angry President Man Floats Down Timmi The Clown: “🎶I’m dancing I am dance, I am dance, am dance, and I dance🎶, I also juggle The Very Angry President Man: “STOP!” Timmi The Clown: “Okay.” Timmi The Clown walks away Suddenly someone flies towards The Very Angry President Man The Very Angry President Man: “Hey how are you flying, and who are you?” Man Guy: “I’m Man Guy, and I’m from Hac-He.” 7:00 P.M. February, 10th, Baconday, 2017 Chapter 1: Zombies. 1:00 P.M. September 11 Noobday, 2022 As the 3 were hanging out in their shed they heard some commotion outside, a lot of commotion Nooby: “What’s happening?” Bacon: “There’s been an invasion in the Noob State, should we go stop them?” Nooby: “How’d you even know that?” Bacon: “Ever heard of news?” Nooby: “What’s news?” Guesty: “Ughh lets just go stop them” The three headed outside and found some helicopters in the sky that are green with people dropping out of them Nooby: “It’s the zombies!” Guesty: “How’d they even live?” Bacon: “We just need to stop them.” twelve zombies start heading their way and then Guesty and Nooby start fighting them After the fight with the twelve zombies someone else comes down from the helicopter Zombie: Well well well look what they dog dragged in.” Nooby: “It’s a zombie!” Zombie: “Wow that’s insane news” Nooby: “What’s news?” Zombie: “Okay I can’t even respond to that” Nooby: “See look there’s someone else that doesn’t know what news are!” Zombie starts fighting Guesty and then uses a kick to knock him down before stomping on his leg, before he could break Guesty’s leg, Nooby does a kick to Zombie’s face to knock him back Zombie: “I WAS SO CLOSE.” Nooby: “Finish ‘em” Guesty does a strong punch and knocks Zombie out and when Zombie gets back up he goes onto his helicopter Zombie: “HA HA, I’ll be seeing you soon!” The other zombies are slowly defeated Nooby: “Was that it?” Guesty: “There’s.. No zombies left, are you stupid?” Nooby: “Mayb-E.” Noob King: “You guys did it!” The Noob King winks at Nooby, the other townsfolk come and cheer for them and then the friend group goes to their shed and does more stuff Timmi The Clown: “🎶Hi am dance cuz I can dance and I’m dancing right now,🎶 I can also juggle 12 balls.” Six. Chapter 1.5: The Story of Rat. (Unfinished) 7:35 A.M August 6th, Dummyday, 2005 Rat Mom: “Don’t forgot to take your lunch!” Rat: “I won’t!” Rat puts on his backpack and his lunch and then wents to school Rat Teacher: “So our first lesson of our today is: Maths to calculate how small you need to make your door in a human house. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah,” The teacher’s talking fades out as Rat looks out the window. It has been 1 year since the big war, and he’s only 7. He finally looks back at the teacher Teacher: “The correct amount of door size should be a 24x24 mm door, correct Jimmy!” ~3 years later Rat Dad: “Yes, I would like to sell my son to testing for 6000 dollars, money is tight.” Rat: “DAD PLEASE DON’T DO THIS!” Rat Dad: “I don’t care about you son.” Chapter 2: One of them left. 5:00 P.M. October 15th, Dummyday, 2022 The three wonder about the last fight they had, and decide to go to the Dummy State Nooby: “Hey why did the zombies invade my state anyway?” Guesty: “I don’t really know.” Bacon: “They’re probably trying to engage in more war on the other states.” Nooby: “We should go check on the Dummy state, because isn’t the dummy state under zombie’s control?” Bacon: “That is a 12% chance that’s incorrect!” The three go to the dummy state Nooby: “Just behind this door is a destroyed state, creepy right?” Guesty: “Wow, that is insane news sherlock.” Nooby: “I still don’t know what news are.” They head inside the state, the doors shutting ominously behind them, they can see a farm field and it’s very very cloudy that they can’t really see that well, they head deeper inside the state and find 2 people talking Blockhead: “Heh with this slave we can be able to do anything, maybe even destroy the other 3 states!” Test: “That’s a really good idea to kill everyone.” Blockhead: “Yeah with the last of the dummy kind for the sole exception of the mutations he becomes all powerful! REHEHEE.” Test army: “Located 3 people in front of us.” Blockhead: “DAMN IT, who is it, Test Robots?” Test army: “a Smart person, a Brave person, and a person.” Blockhead: “SHOW YOURSELVES!” Nooby: “I’m sorry I don’t mean any harm.” Just then Guesty came from the side and lands a hard punch on test, breaking its face a bit, and then they started fighting while Blockhead goes back into the side lines Blockhead: “Good luck winning this fight, 100 robots vs 3 people!” After a long and hard battle the 3 were injured but they defeated a lot of the robots but there were around 12 left Nooby: “Get the hostage out of the ropes!” Guesty unties the hostage Hostage: “Thanks.” With the help of the last dummy they were able to defeat the remaining tests Blockhead: “This isn’t the last of u-!” Then Guesty knocks him out with a strong kick Guesty: “I’ve learned from Zombie’s escape” The 4 managed to lock up Blockhead without any problems Nooby: “That was our hardest fight!” Guesty: “It’s our second fight of course it is.” They talk to the hostage and find out it was the last Dummy ever to exist, so they help Dummy and asks him if he wants to join the group and he says yes Back to the battlefield, the first test that was knocked down wakes up. Eight. Chapter 2.5: In a Faraway Land. You were sitting at the beach, watching the waves, the wind on your face being warm while the sand being mildly warmer, the soft cool water hitting your legs, the seagulls above you making sound with the waves, giving it a cool beach feeling, everything in your day is going good. Until you find a bottle with 6 notes in it. Note 1: “There’s these.. Flowers, man the more I stay around them the more insane I become, they’re not even knowing this is happening to me, they say there’s this ‘voice’ thing that’s telling them stuff, the flowers they’re.. like mutated they’re made out of.. FLESH, actually this entire island is made out of flesh!” Note 2: “I may not come back to the land, my boat disintegrated because of the water around this island, it’s like acid. They are saying that they found another island but I don't think that’s true. They set up a couple of rules: 1: Don’t go out during the day. 2: Listen to the voice.” Note 3: “They are saying that the fog has different stages and can make them infected during stage 3.” Note 4: “One of them got infected and chased us around the islands and I almost died. It seems like the water and the fog gets them infected and when going back into the water they get uninfected.” Note 5: “I found Timmi The Clown and he started dancing!” Note 6: “I’m going to send these notes into the ocean, if anyone finds them please tell someone, anyone to rescue me.” Chapter 3: The Last Test. (More Story Needed) 10:00 A.M. Jan. 1st, Noobday, 2023 As the 4 were doing a fun board game they heard some commotion outside when they looked outside they found another test Nooby: “I thought we killed them all, why is there another one?” Guesty: “I don’t know.” Nooby immediately ran towards the test and then gets cut by a saw that test added onto his arms Nooby: “Ouch.” Nooby still hit test all though and made a single scratch on Test. Nooby: “My HAND!” Test: “I’ve made 12 improvements as you can see.” Bacon: “Dang.” Guesty then heads in to try and hit it too Bacon: “It has a weakness, I’m working on figuring that out!” Guesty hits their shoulder but only makes a small dent Nooby: “It’s a robot!” Test then starts their own attack and smacks Nooby to the side with a hammer, before taking a blade and scratches Guesty. Test: “Are you ready for my special atta-.” The Noob King hits Test with a staff which would be considered a blunt weapon, and it massively dents test, while test is stunned Nooby stomps on Test which does nothing to it Test: “You’ve figured out my weakness?” Person from crowd: “It king! We haven’t seen him in like 12 days!” The other state members come and then start beating up Test, Bacon tells the townsfolk to stop for a second and then Bacon brings him inside to the shed and the others follow suit. Bacon: “If I know the Dummys well, no disrespect to you Dummy, then they should’ve made a switch on the back to make it evil and not evil.” Nooby: “It hurted my hand when I punched it. :(“ Bacon turns Test into a non evil person Test: “Thanks for saving me, I-I think I should explore the world, maybe I’ll find something in life to do, so I’m going to explore this planet even though there probably isn’t anything out there!” Test goes on a boat and leaves the island, Timmi The Clown appears on the boat and starts juggling Ten. Chapter 3.5: And Can and Man Guy. (Unfinished) 5:00 P.M. February, 10th, Baconday, 2017 On another planet that’s going to be destroyed named Hac-he Person Guy: “MAN GUY GO IN THE LAST SPACE SHIP NOW!” Man Guy enters spaceship Person Guy: “Be friendly to whatever planet you land o-.” The planet explodes when Man Guy leaves As Man Guy went into the space ship he slowly traveled to The Robloxians, but a rock hit him off course and the rock made him land on another island like a city while the little rock landed in the Noob State, just about the size of a golfball. Man Guy: “Where am I?” Hakka: “AHHH RUN IT’S AN ALIEN!” Then something came at Man Guy Bull dog: “RAHHH” As soon as the Bull dog reached Man Guy he stopped the Bull dog with one hand Man Guy: “Is this some kind of bull?” After he caught the bull dog he started flying around the city and then he found a president talking to a crowd The Very Angry President Man: “Hey how are you flying, and who are you?” Man Guy: “I’m Man Guy, and I’m from Hac-He.” THE ANGREY VERY PRESIDENT MAN GUY: “GRR AM SO ANGERY!” Man Guy flies away because he knows that he is bad, soon enough Man Guy finds And Can working in a building, Man Guy looks at And Can and And Can looks back Man Guy: “Hello.” And Can: “Hi!” After a few years they become closer, and closer, until they’re married and Timmi The Clown plays their wedding music, yahoo Chapter 4: Universes/New State. 8:00 A.M. Jan. 2nd, Testday, 2023 Nooby: “Do you think we should check on the Zombie State? It’s probably safer because there’s no zombies there because everyone went off to war with the Dummy state.” Guesty: “Sure, there’s nothing else to do anyway.” While bacon was working on an invention the 2 went out to the Zombie State, and when they got into the state door they were able to see half the way through to the other side of the state Nooby: “Wow this place is cool.” The two went to the other side and found another door Nooby: “What’s this?” Guesty: “This looks like the other state doors, but as a trapdoor.” The two entered the state door and found worms all around the state thing Worm Guard One: “State your business." Nooby: “We’re exploring the ruined state and found this, so we’re basically guests.” The guards led them into the states Back where Bacon is. Bacon was working on the invention Bacon: “It’s finally done, the portal gun that can go to different universes!” He tested out a portal and it worked, he went through a barren landscape with ruins, dried up blood. Recent war. Bacon: “What Happened here?” He heard some screaming in the distance so he got scared and made a portal home Bacon: “This is high above my pay grade and I have common sense.” Soon enough Nooby and Guesty came back and he talked about his portal gun V1 Back where Guesty and Nooby is. Nooby: “Are you the Queen?” Earthworm Sally: “I’m the Princess.” Nooby: “Cool!” They made a deal and Earthworm Sally would help them. Earthworm sally: “At least there’s not 12 states.” The two walked back to the shed and talked about the new 6th state to Bacon. Eleven. Chapter 4.5: Birthday Special! (Noncanon) 10:00 A.M. Jan. 12th, Guestday, 2023 Nooby: “It me birtday, I hop evryne now!” Guesty: “Hi Ha-” Nooby “It Birtday!” Guesty: “Hav a god dae, me and Bacon ar go to te stor!” Nooby seems sad because Guesty doesn’t know it’s his birthday Nooby: “Hi Dumy.” Dummy: “By!” Nooby: “Aww…” Nooby walks into the shed, but then Bacon and Guesty, and Dummy jump out and surprise Nooby with presents and a cake Guesty: “Dumy say he bakd it hesel!” Nooby eyes the packaging that states: Made from china, even though china is 15 universes away. Nooby: “YAYYY!” The group has a bite of cake as Nooby opens his presents and find as listed in order: Rocks from Nooby putting rocks in a box, 10 ice cream sandwiches that are melted from dummy, 20000 dollars from bacon, and an evil robot which will explode in 5 seconds from the wedgeheads? BOOM the robot explodes and breaks the entire shed down. Nooby: “Tanks robot!” Then Nooby flies in the sky like a firework and explodes like a firework Sequel Chapter 5: There is More. Part 1. 2:00 A.M. August. 10th, Guestday, 2023 Bacon rambles about how the teleporter device works and how complicated it is Bacon: “Dude like I haven’t perfected it, give me a while.” Bacon messed up 5 times because he couldn’t get through the verification Bacon: “DUDE I AM ME!” Guesty: “Chill.” Bacon: “There I did it, now label it number 2 and.. Done!” A portal shoots out of the portal gun Bacon: “We did it!” The four go in the portal Bacon: “Wow this is parallel to our universe, it’s even day while ours is night.” Nooby: “There’s a yolk in the sky! Ow, it's hurting me.” Guesty: “That’s the sun.” Dummy: “Wow this is the world.” The four walk around and see the gates and go into one Guard 1: “HALT, state the reason for being here.” Guard 2: “Hey look at these pretty flowers- oh. State the reason for being here.” Bacon: “We are travelers from another universe and we’d like to see this universe.” Guard 2: “Fair enough, here come in.” They open the gate to the state oh i’m hitting those bars and I don’t have a car, and they look around at the houses and trees Nooby: “This is a house.” They walk towards the castle and find Dummy? Dummy2: “Are you me? Hey… Oh wait you’re from a different universe, nice.” Dummy: “We’re from the universe 1.” Dummy2: “Ah that’s the main universe, very special..” Dummy: “Yeah.” Dummy2 explains some stuff about the multiverse and stuff Nooby: “That’s cool, now let's talk polotiks.” Dummy2: So there’s universe weapons, the most powerful weapon of a universe, now yours is a sword and ours is an axe.” Nooby: “That’s so cool!” Dummy2: “So yours works like a sword but stronger, but our axe has one use but kills one thing with one hit, we haven’t used it yet. But whenever a person holds any they get info on that universe weapon, so far we know of 5 universe weapons, we put you on the mission of finding ALL universe weapons so first of all, here’s ours.” Dummy2 hands them the universe weapon Dummy2: “Some more things that I need to explain are brother universes, what we usually call them, and the brother universes make universes basically the same as a variation, they usually come after one another, so our universes are brother universes ours is just switched. We know of the kind of universe weapon from 7 universes.” As the four walk around to get back they find blueprints on Dummy2’s table. Nooby: “Bye random stranger man thanks for the axe thing!” Dummy2: “I’m not a stranger.” Bacon: “In the past year I’ve noticed 12 coming up a lot...” Twelve. Chapter 5.5: Flowers. Firealt: “This is going to be an insane trip!” Robloxada: “Yeah right, I heard there’s some pretty flowers over here!” As the boat pulls up to the shore, the 2 find an awesome island with flowers on the biggest hill Firealt: “Those flowers look insane! Do you think that we should build a cabin here and have this as a vacation spot?” Robloxada: “Sure!” The 2 start working on the cabin, and then sleep the night there, at night something goes wrong. Robloxada: “AH, AH, AH!!” But he can’t scream. As the night goes on he suddenly walks without him telling himself to do that, he walks into the middle of the field, in the morning Firealt wakes up and goes to the flower bed to pick some flowers to bring home Firealt: “He probably went to explore the island more!” As he starts picking flowers he can see Robloxada’s body laying on the flower bed Firealt: “NO, what happened to you, ROBLOXADA?” The blood seeps into the ground as Firealt picks up the body Firealt: “I’m going to bury you when we get home.” Firealt places the body into the cabin Firealt: “I-I, I will just get some more flowers.” Firealt grabs some more flowers and spends the night again because it’s already midnight, when he wakes up, with only 1 hour of sleep he sees humanoid Flowers, and time seems to not move unless it’s important to be day Flower1: “ARE YOU AWAKE?” Flower2: “WE HAVE ISLAND TO SHOW!” Flower1: “SO HERE IS JERRY!” Flower1 points to 2 eyes and a mouth in the island Flower1: “HE VERY JERRY!” Flower2: “YOUR BOAT DISAPPEAR SO WE HAVE MORE ISLAND TO SHOW FOR TIME!” They show Firealt around the island Flower2: “NO DISRESPECT THE VOICE!” After a few days they show him around, Flower2 gets infected with the fog and chases them around the 2 islands, talking normally, not with all caps, before accidentally tripping in the water and getting uninfected, then things return to normal, the Flowers show Firealt a robot they built Flower1: “YOUR FRIEND MIXED BLOOD SOIL AND NOW I HAVE MOST DNA OF FRIEND, WHILE FLOWER2 IS NOT FRIENDLIKE” Flower2: “THAT’S VERY GOOD.” They show Firealt around more and show him that fans prevent the fog from appearing/going to the next stage, then they show Firealt that their siblings are not fully born, then Firealt gets frustrated and builds his own colony, disrespects the voice, and tries to kill all flowers on the island. Soon enough there will be a new Flower joining the colony of Flowers… Chapter 6: 12. Part 1 5:00 P.M. January, 12th, Baconday, 2024 As Bacon was making the 3rd version of his portal gun Nooby asked Bacon something Nooby: "Hey can we go to universe 12?" Bacon: "Why?" Nooby: "It's my favorite number." Bacon: "You know these universes can be dangerous right?" Nooby: "Dan-ger is my.. what's the joke again?" Bacon: "Okay fine, you're annoying me anyway, grab the universe weapons at least. Hey Guesty, want to join us to go to another universe." Guesty: "Sure why not, at least I won't be hearing Nooby complain about his head hurting when he hits the wall with his head." Bacon: “With the upgraded version of the portal gun it only takes 2 seconds to start firing.” Guesty: "Wow, that is fast." The three walk into the portal and find a barren wasteland with recent war smells, a huge hole in the ground where something used to be Nooby0: “Hello guys welcome to MY universe where it’s just me, myself, and I! I wonder what will happen if I crush your femur bones and watch you bleed out, I wanna see what you would do, IF I RIPPED OUT YOUR EYES OUT OF YOUR SOCKETS SLOWLY AND SEE THE VEINS RIP OFF OF IT, I wanna HEAR YOU DIE, scream in agony.” Nooby: “Where is he?” Nooby0: “I was just like you ‘Nooby’, If HE didn’t appear and kill my entire world and burn everything to the ground, I would’ve been like you, if I was faster at killing him I would’ve had friends like yours, IF I WAS ANYWHERE NEAR HIM I WOULD’VE DIED.” Nooby0: “Do you know how much I aspire to be you, just like you, maybe if I peel your skin off while you’re alive I can wear it and become you and finally be HAPPY.” Nooby0: “I had EVERYTHING YOU HAD until HE came. WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS‽” Nooby0 jumps out of the building and smacks Guesty away from Nooby and crushes his jaw before taking Nooby in the air with one hand and then crushes him into the ground about 2 times before throwing him away Bacon: “F-FLEE RUN GUYS” Bacon opens a portal back home and Guesty climbs inside it, Bacon tries to bring Nooby, and the Universe weapon in but Nooby0 takes nooby and batters him Nooby0: “Homerun!” Bacon runs inside the portal as it closes Nooby0: “Now Nooby, let's try this again. Your mom died because of Zombie, YOU are a disappointment to EVERY SINGLE PERSON you’ve known, you’re useless in this world, NOTHING you EVER do is important, you’re an embarrassment, It's all your fault that your friends left you forever, it was your mistake that they left you.” Nooby: “But I don’t even know what mistake I did!” Nooby0: “Life isn’t like that, YOU never know what you did, and you’re still disgusting." Nooby0 grabs Nooby Chapter 6.5: 12. Part 2 6:00 P.M. January, 12th, Baconday, 2024 Guesty: “WE LOST NOOBY!” Bacon: “We can still rescue him, right?” Guesty: “I have an idea, how about we gather people to help rescue Nooby.” Bacon: “We should start with test.” As the 2 gathered people they counted at the end of the search because they thought they had enough Bacon: “Okay so, Guesty, Dummy, Test, Wedgehead, Scambot, Scamy, Rat? Wait, why do we have a rat here?” Rat: “I’m a humanoid rat!” Bacon: “Oh right! You guys, Flower2, and Man guy, that’s great!” ……… Bacon waits for Nooby’s joke Bacon: “Oh right.. We need to rescue Nooby” The 11 walk into the portal slowly and find the battered body of Nooby, dead, and Nooby0 in front of them. Nooby0: “Came back to DIE, I can say more than 55.5 reasons I can watch you suffer.” Man guy: “We’ve come here to stop you!” They start attacking Nooby0 and Nooby0 gets seriously beat up Nooby0: “ENOUGH.” Nooby0: “I, I can’t even GET A CHANCE TO FIGHT BACK. GET AWAY FROM ME!” Nooby0 takes his bat and knocks back Scamy and Scambot Nooby0: “How does this feel? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.” Nooby0 knocks everyone else back, suddenly a red, blue, and green blur hits Nooby0, again, again, again, many more times until Nooby0 is knocked to his knees, then Man Guy grabs Nooby0 by his neck and throws Nooby0 into the ground, then the blur attacks Nooby0 more times before Nooby0 gets disoriented Nooby0: “All that for making me dizzy, nice..” Bacon takes the Universe weapon axe and swings it at Nooby0, but misses and he doesn’t waste it on some stupid low life loser like Nooby0 Nooby0: “YOU CAN’T STOP ME!” Nooby0 knocks everyone back in a swing before brutally smashing Man Guy into the ground, then takes the universe weapon bat and breaks Man Guy’s bones, then swings again, Man Guy gets knocked out Nooby0: I NEVER DI-. The blur attacks again and it turns out to be Nooby, but different Nooby2: “STOP ATTACKING MY FRIENDS!” Nooby2 takes a start up and then just destroys Nooby0 by running into him many times. Nooby0: “STOP!” Nooby0 gets injured and gets knocked out Bacon: “Nooby?” Nooby2: “I think I revived or something. I think Nooby0 killed me and then I appeared in the Worm State, I came here with the V2 of the portal gun.” Nooby01: “I, my television monitors that were on me, they.. Disappeared, am I finally free? Hey Nooby, can I take that offer on being your friend? Nooby2: “Always!” Bacon: “That’s great!” Nooby2: “That’s 13!” The 13 walk into the portal back to their universe Nooby01: “Thank you, for saving me.” Bacon: “It’s our pleasure!” Bacon start working with the 3 injured people Nooby01 starts to disappear Nooby01: “What, what’s happening to me, wait I haven’t even experienced the ocea-!” Nooby2: “NOOOOOO NOOBY01!!!!” Bacon: “HOW’D HE DIE? Oh wait I forgot, if there’s no one in their universe the entire universe disappears.. Sorry.” Timmi The Clown: “I can dan- oh.” Timmi The Clown takes a guitar out of thin air and then plays a sad song Sequel Chapter 7: There is More. Part 2 9:00 A.M. October, 30th, Wedgeday, 2024 Nooby2: “Now that I think of it, every version of me is probably suffering intensely.” Dummy: “Shouldn’t we take up that deal thingy with the alternate universe me?” Nooby2: “We could become way more powerful, but didn’t they say to bring it back to them?” Bacon: “It was so long ago, like 1 year and 2 months ago, I don’t know if they said that.” Nooby2: “I became smarter so I can’t really remember how I died and some of my memories got removed, I can still remember things like the rock, the friendship, and other stuff .” Guesty: “We should explore more anyway, Universe 3 is next.” Bacon: “I’m going to stay back, I’m working on Halloween costumes.” Nooby2: “Oh right Halloween is coming up soon.” Bacon: “What’s even your real name Nooby?” Nooby2: “It’s Nooby The Stupi.” Bacon: “Lol.” Rat: “Nice wall interior.” Dummy: “KILL THAT RAT!” A small Timmi The Clown walks out of the hole in the wall and starts dancing, then after 30 seconds of silence he goes back in the wall Guesty: “I’m going to Noob’s” Dummy: “A restaurant or a house?” Guesty: “Everyone in Noob state is called Noob.” Guesty and Dummy start to argue Nooby2: “Well I guess let's go because everyone else is busy, make the portal please Bacon.” Bacon: “Nah I’m busy, the password is 32124.” Nooby2 puts the password into the portal gun and types 3 and fires it Nooby2: “Wow that was cool.” Nooby2 walks into the portal and finds himself in a house Nooby1,3: “GUYS THE INFECTED ARE HERE! RUN!” Nooby2 opens the door slightly, grabs the rock out of his pocket and throws it at the infected’s head and knocks it out Nooby2: “Glad thing Bacon made me a slingshot for this” Nooby2 grabs the rock and stuffs it in his pocket Nooby2: “This is like an infected pig, ah cool. This universe’s Nooby is very clumsy ngl.” Nooby2 Grabs the Pickaxe and opens a portal to go home, but something follows him. Nooby2: “I got the Universe Weapon!” Bacon: “BEHIND YOU!” An infected pig almost bites Nooby but he dodges and stabs it with the Universe Weapon, it instantly kills it Nooby2: “Close one!” Guesty: “You could’ve died, way closer than you know.” Nooby2: “Yeah. Hey, do you know about when Nooby0 said my mom died?” Guesty: “Yeah why?” Nooby2: “Do we have a tape?” Chapter 7.5: A Flashback. Zombie: “You’ll never beat us.” Dummy King: “Oh watch us, we’re the master inventors, you’re just some brainless zombies.” Zombie: “We’r- Okay nevermind but we are the best fighters!” Guest King: “STAND DOWN ZOMBIE.” Zombie: “Shut up.” The Noob Queen: “Our forces outnumber yours.” Zombie takes his sword and slashes at Guest King, sending him back a bit, but right after that Dummy King’s robot takes a swing at zombie and launches him back Zombie: “How is that fair that you have a brainless CLANKER.” Bacon King: “That’s very not nice.” Bacon King kicks Zombie’s head, but Zombie dodges and punches Bacon King back, Dummy King goes off to fight the minion zombies. Zombie: “Not very fast.” The Noob Queen takes a slash at zombie, wounding him deeply The Noob Queen: “We will win this battle, around 400 v around 100.” Zombie: “NO.” Zombie takes a big slash at The Noob Queen, cutting deeply and creating a fatal wound. Zombie: “HA.” Bacon King: “NOOOO, I CHOOSE DEATH!” Guest King gets angry and lands a strong hit at Zombie sending him in the air, while the camera moves you can see Timmi The Clown in the background Guest King: “WHY DID YOU DO THIS ANYWAYS?” Zombie dodges and cuts Guest King’s vocal cords Guest King passes out Zombie: “And that’s all of the-” Bacon King SMASHES Zombie into the ground Zombie: “You know you can’t defeat me.” Zombie gets up and starts a big fight with Bacon King, sword vs sword Zombie eventually loses and ‘dies’ Bacon King: “We did it!” Bacon King takes Guest King and The Noob Queen to the Medical center The tv turns off Chapter 15: There is Nothing. (Unfinished) The scene opens to Nooby’s destroyed state, while Timmi The Clown is playing boss music with his guitar Nooby4: “MYSTERY, STOP THIS MADNESS!” Mystery: “I’ve already planned this entire thing, isn’t this your sad little last life?” Nooby4: “This isn’t my last life, this is a life!” Mystery: “I know that’s wrong.” Nooby4: “TAKE THIS!” Nooby4 lands a strong hit on Mystery, but it only dents him a little Mystery: “You’re WEAK.” Nooby4 takes out the broken axe Universe Weapon and starts trying to kill Mystery Nooby4: “This will end you!” Mystery: “It’s just giving me papercuts..” Nooby4 pulls out every Universe Weapon he has and lays them out, he takes the 3rd one, the 1st one, the 13th one, and starts to try to kill Mystery more Mystery: “The 13th one hurts me a little but it should because it’s a universe weapon.” Mystery tries to smash Nooby4 into the ground, but Nooby4 jumps over and flies above Mystery Mystery: “I’m the strongest mystery out of my family, and you’re using toothpicks to stab me?” Mystery starts trying to actually fight back and using his powers to kill Nooby4 with spikes, but Nooby4 keeps dodging, suddenly Bacon, Guesty, and Robert enter the scene through a portal Nooby4: “About time!” Bacon: “We’ll explain why we’re late after this last fight!” Mystery: “You’ll never stop ALL of us, there’s infinite of us!” Nooby4: “And there’s infinite of us, I’m just doing my part in the infinities.” Robert: “Robert. We will win this war, there’s a 80% chance we’ll win. Nooby4: “Teamwork makes the dreamwork!” Mystery: “I can’t keep up.. Also, who made that line?” Universe 1: Main, Sword Universe 2: Alternate, Axe Universe 3: Piggy, Pickaxe Universe 4: Bloxxer, Another Sword Universe 5: New Group, Knifes Universe 6: Unexplored, Ram Universe 7: Unexplored, Slasher Universe 8: Unexplored, Piercer Universe 9: Unexplored, Strong Piercer Universe 10: Unexplored, ? Universe 11: CATS, Wand Universe 12: Nooby0, Bat Universe 13: The Strongest Mystery, Long Bat