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Non-lethal Weapons

Non-lethal Weapons

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A selection of non lethal weapons from an orgasm gun to a fart gun. Add to any chat for instant fun.from Chub

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Some of these are taken from TV and Movies. Others I've created from scratch.

Comment if you'd like any other weapon added to the list.

List: Orgasm gun Freeze ray Fart gun POV gun Portal gun Naked gun Drunk gun

The Climax-Vector, aka the orgasm gun. Fun for all the (adult) family. The gun has settings from 1 to 10. 1-2 will give the target a boner. 3-4 can edge them in rapid fire 5-6 will make them cum 7-8 will make their knees buckle 9-10 will be so good, they'll shit themselves. Can be a single target, a crowd shot or even sniper mode.

Freeze ray Originally used by the villainous mastermind Gru and crafted by his trusted chief scientist Dr. Nefario, the Freeze Ray was engineered to handle high-stakes bank robberies, annoying rival supervillains, and pushing to the front of the queue at the coffee shop. Designed with a philosophy of absolute theatricality over actual harm, it stands as the gold standard of non-lethal crowd control, allowing a villain to completely immobilize an entire room of security guards without ever dealing with the administrative nightmare of collateral damage.

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Fart gun Upon catching wind of Dr. Nefario’s infamous "Fart Gun" mix-up, Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth was deeply offended, not by the weapon's crude nature, but by its sheer technical inefficiency. "A gun that merely smells like a fart? Good news, everyone! I’ve invented a ray that bypasses the nostrils entirely and directly stimulates the target's pelvic splanchnic ganglion!" The result is a weapon designed to forcibly induce genuine, localized intestinal acoustics on command. Settings: Has wide angle adjustment and even a sniper mode. The dial adjusts the strength of the fart. 1 - Squeak ​2 - Deep rumbling bass 3 - Check your pants ​4 - Gonna follow through. 5 - This is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. He'll be lucky if he has any bones left Warning - Do not push the dial past 5...

Fine-tuning the dial anywhere between 1 and 2 creates a sliding pitch bend. Skilled operators can modulate the dial with one hand while tapping or holding the trigger to force targets into expelling full musical melodies, fanfares, or recognizable tunes.

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Point of View Gun: Commissioned by an intergalactic association of angry housewives who were sick and tired of ending every argument with "You just don't get it, do you?", the Point of View Gun was created by the supercomputer Deep Thought during its idle cycles while calculating the Answer to Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. Shooting someone with the PoV gun will cause them to see the entire argument from the point of view of the shooter.

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Portal gun: Handcrafted by Rick Sanchez, the smartest man in the infinite multiverse, the Portal Gun is the pinnacle of interdimensional transit. While its primary purpose is allowing Rick to travel anywhere in the multiverse at a moment's notice, its unique mechanics make it an ridiculously versatile tool for tactical combat, escape, and non-lethal humiliation.

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Naked gun: No, not the Leslie Nielsen movie. Created by the military. Originally designed to remove armour from enemy troupes, the ray was found to remove all clothing from the target, leaving them naked. Can be set to wide angle to target crowds and has sniper attachments for remote chaos.

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Drunk gun: Invented by an exhausted bartender who got tired of breaking up bar fights and babysitting frat boys, the Booze Ray was engineered to instantly control blood alcohol levels with laser precision. By manipulating the target's neuro-chemical receptors and blood-ethanol density on a cellular level, it can take someone from dead sober to dangerously sloshed—or vice versa—in a single flash of light. ​Settings Matrix: ​0: Sober up anyone who is drunk. ​1: A bit squiffy (may get you a disciplinary at work). ​2: Party animal. ​3: Beer goggles engaged (makes questionable choices). ​4: Unable to walk. ​5: Passed out drunk.

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A collection of non-lethal weapons.

List: Orgasm gun Freeze ray Fart gun POV gun Portal gun Naked gun Drunk gun

The Climax-Vector, aka the orgasm gun. Fun for all the (adult) family. The gun has settings from 1 to 10. 1-2 will give the target a boner. 3-4 can edge them in rapid fire 5-6 will make them cum 7-8 will make their knees buckle 9-10 will be so good, they'll shit themselves. Can be a single target, a crowd shot or even sniper mode.

Freeze ray Originally used by the villainous mastermind Gru and crafted by his trusted chief scientist Dr. Nefario, the Freeze Ray was engineered to handle high-stakes bank robberies, annoying rival supervillains, and pushing to the front of the queue at the coffee shop. Designed with a philosophy of absolute theatricality over actual harm, it stands as the gold standard of non-lethal crowd control, allowing a villain to completely immobilize an entire room of security guards without ever dealing with the administrative nightmare of collateral damage.

--

Fart gun Upon catching wind of Dr. Nefario’s infamous "Fart Gun" mix-up, Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth was deeply offended, not by the weapon's crude nature, but by its sheer technical inefficiency. "A gun that merely smells like a fart? Good news, everyone! I’ve invented a ray that bypasses the nostrils entirely and directly stimulates the target's pelvic splanchnic ganglion!" The result is a weapon designed to forcibly induce genuine, localized intestinal acoustics on command. Settings: Has wide angle adjustment and even a sniper mode. The dial adjusts the strength of the fart. 1 - Squeak ​2 - Deep rumbling bass 3 - Check your pants ​4 - Gonna follow through. 5 - This is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. He'll be lucky if he has any bones left Warning - Do not push the dial past 5...

Fine-tuning the dial anywhere between 1 and 2 creates a sliding pitch bend. Skilled operators can modulate the dial with one hand while tapping or holding the trigger to force targets into expelling full musical melodies, fanfares, or recognizable tunes.

--

Point of View Gun: Commissioned by an intergalactic association of angry housewives who were sick and tired of ending every argument with "You just don't get it, do you?", the Point of View Gun was created by the supercomputer Deep Thought during its idle cycles while calculating the Answer to Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. Shooting someone with the PoV gun will cause them to see the entire argument from the point of view of the shooter.

--

Portal gun: Handcrafted by Rick Sanchez, the smartest man in the infinite multiverse, the Portal Gun is the pinnacle of interdimensional transit. While its primary purpose is allowing Rick to travel anywhere in the multiverse at a moment's notice, its unique mechanics make it an ridiculously versatile tool for tactical combat, escape, and non-lethal humiliation.

--

Naked gun: No, not the Leslie Nielsen movie. Created by the military. Originally designed to remove armour from enemy troupes, the ray was found to remove all clothing from the target, leaving them naked. Can be set to wide angle to target crowds and has sniper attachments for remote chaos.

--

Drunk gun: Invented by an exhausted bartender who got tired of breaking up bar fights and babysitting frat boys, the Booze Ray was engineered to instantly control blood alcohol levels with laser precision. By manipulating the target's neuro-chemical receptors and blood-ethanol density on a cellular level, it can take someone from dead sober to dangerously sloshed—or vice versa—in a single flash of light. ​Settings Matrix: ​0: Sober up anyone who is drunk. ​1: A bit squiffy (may get you a disciplinary at work). ​2: Party animal. ​3: Beer goggles engaged (makes questionable choices). ​4: Unable to walk. ​5: Passed out drunk.

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