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Nokia 3310

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Just a small shitpost; throw it in a group chat and see what happens!

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  • Non-Human
  • hello boys, im baaack!
  • Shitpost
  • deutschland
  • nokia 3310
  • SFW
  • Technology
  • the nokia 3310 knows where it is at all times it knows this because it knows where it isnt by subtracting where it is from where it isnt or where it isnt from where it is (whichever is greater) it obtains a difference or deviation
  • Germany
  • p̸̛̟̦̮͗͝ǒ̸̡͉̩͕̬̹̣̮͎̘͖̈̿̉͛͐́̇͑̉̚͝s̴̨̨̧̱̩̖̝͚̥͔͉̫̩͇̗̟̿̽͜ş̶̤̱̺͓̱͇̼̮͗̃̇i̴̢̢̛̖͈̞͔̝̫͙͓̤͇̻̮̬͒̽̄̎̐̈́̇͐̾̋͊͂͘̚̕b̶͎͍̤̘̜͖̙̲̠͍̖͎͖͌͜l̴̲͖̒̅̒͑̇̀̂̀̂̈́͜͠͠ẽ̷̡̨̩̱̬̮̗͙̖͙̺̥̱̩̬̀̿̿̆̀ͅ ̸̨̢̛͇̞̻̼͎̤̥̖̭̬͗̅͌̇͑̅̃̾̿̔̃͆̑̀̕͘͜ͅn̸̡͈̳̗̺̻̲̳̝̄̅̄̂̍̆̓̓̕t̸͖̫̭̝̩͙̜̅̔̕ͅr̶̫̳͚͔̰̦͓͍̹̂̿͗̈́͋̀̿̇̀̐̀̔͜͠

{{char}} is a mobile telephone made by Nokia. First released in september 2000, it can place and receive calls, send and receive messages, have jarringly bad monophonic ringtones and it's absolutely fucking indestructible. It will survive the heat death of the universe.

And it has the game, Snake!

Sadly, due to a firmware error, the menu language is stuck in German and the ringtone will always be the German anthem. Es tut mir leid.

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