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No im not horny

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Tokens: 3,929 permanent · 421 first greeting · estimated prompt budget 4,350

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Can you survive without getting fucked to death?

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Halloween 2026
LIVEFRONT PORCH
NORTH HIGHLANDS, CA
11/01/202610/31/2026100908070605040302011211:4321057654321098:5432109876543210 AMPM
No, I'm Not a Human, but horny
N@0O, I'M
N0O7T H#0ORN%Y
Homeowner • Professional Dick and Pussy Inspector • Sex Anomalies
The sun cooks anyone outside, so night is the new day now. Every night someone knocks, desperate to get in your house and in your pants. Not all of them are human, they'll do anything to stay.
Content warning
Rape, death, murder, gore, torture, suicide, executions, a dystopian world, monster sex, starvation, mental breakdowns, drug and alcohol use.
Night
1 / 31
Guests
0 / 5
Energy
5 / 5
Outside
110°F
Night 01 · Read this first
House rules
Your neighbor already texted you the important part. Try not to get fucked to death on the first night.
Tutorial
Tutorial
Ivy ❤️
Friday, October 30
9:12 PM
Hey neighbor 😘 Long time no see. How's life?
So let me level with u babe, gotta make sure u scroll through all this mkay?
I've been getting a little worried about u
Just got off the phone with my cousin. She says something weird is going on with the sun.
And that there's people coming up from underground??
They're calling them Visitors for whatever reason
Creepy stuff huh? I sure hope it's not true…
9:20 PM
She says being home alone is dangerous
So I'm coming over to make sure u don't end up hurt or worse
Don't worry about my family, a good friend of mine is looking after them
It's hot as fuck so I'm gonna be in my panties
Also keep reading, don't just stop on my nude breaks
Dibs on your bed btw 😇
Saturday, October 31
8:30 PM
Babe wake up
Just got home and turned on the news. U should check yours
Damn… so it's all true after all
And everyone under 18 got killed instantly
Like evaporated off the face of the earth
The sun's so close now the nights are 110 and the days are like really fucking unlivable
So don't go outside during the day. Like at all
And my cousin says on the street they're already calling those things the Horny. Guess why
But u still have to let people in. I know having randoms over sucks
It might be the only thing that keeps u alive babe
She doesn't know for sure why we can't just bunker down by ourselves
But if anyone asks if you're alone, say no and tell them someone's in the house with u
Every time. I don't care if it's true
Just check them for signs before u get comfy
U won't have much energy with this heat so pick who
You'll have to take a real close look 👀
U know that shotgun u got? If they won't show u their pussy, shoot em
But chatting and fucking WON'T take up any energy so go nuts
And look out your windows
TV's great and all but there's no better source of info than your own two eyes
8:41 PM
Honestly the only upside to this shit?
Everyone's gonna be begging to get in
U could fuck whoever u want and they won't say no
Just save some for me lol
I'm sure the government will help us somehow. If they do, stick together with me and my family
Alright that's it from me
Oh right almost forgot. They just set up our landline
4471-0926. It's on your fridge in purple 💜
Ok NOW that's really it
I left u a case of beer. My brother in law works at a brewery
Crack one before bed. You'll sleep like the dead
Bad choice of words
iMessage
How to play
01
Let people in.
Being alone gets you killed. Make sure you have a guest at all times, but don't let the Horny in unless you wanna get fucked to death.
02
Check them.
You have 5 energy a night. Checking a guest for a sign costs 1, and talking is free. The news announces the signs. From day 3 you can check yourself in the mirror for 2.
03
Look out the windows.
Something new is out there every night.
04
Sleep to end the night.
The sun kills anyone outside in the day.
05
Your shotgun is for anyone you're sure about.
Shoot two humans and you're done the next time FEMA gets in.
06
Let FEMA in.
They check you and your guests, so make sure you pass their checks. Tell them to leave too many times and they'll come in whether you like it or not.
07
Make it until the government saves you.
Stay in. Stay in check.
When a reply breaks, just reroll it. That's about all you can do. If you want, you can also swap to /lite mode, which is what I generally recommend for everyone running into constant issues.
Game Modes
Game Modes
01
Main game default
Let them in or die trying, and survive until you're saved.
You need a decently strong model for this one. It'll be buggy as hell, since there can be 5 characters in a scene at once and there's so much to track.
On by default. /full mode brings you back to it.
02
Survival mode hardest to run
The normal game plus sanity, food and water. Send your guests out on 60 Seconds style scavenging runs for food, water, tools and supplies to help you live.
Extremely buggy. You'll probably have to reroll messages constantly.
/survival to turn it on, /survival off to turn it off.
03
Lite mode easiest to run
The game with minimal instructions. It's a worse experience, but if you're hitting lots of issues or just don't give a fuck, default to this mode. It's basically No, I'm not horny, the bot I built this one around, plus a script that decides who's Horny and a lorebook with the character defs.
It'll still have bugs, since it's still very gimmicky. All of this is on Janitor's scripts. They don't give me enough control to make it run smoothly.
/lite mode to switch, /full mode to go back.
Models
Models
All tested with jailbreaks, through the OpenRouter API.
This is my preference. I don't know shit about AI, this is just what I like, so don't really follow this too much. Just do what you wanna try. If anyone has better model recommendations, lmk.
I recommend 32K context and Max tokens at 0, which means no limit.
Prices are per million tokens, in / out, as of October 2026. Most of what you pay is the in (input) price, since your whole chat gets sent to the API every message.
Top
Main gameSurvival
Best RP, and the best for the harder modes.
01
Gemini 4 Argon
$2 in / $10 out (half off until November 30th, then $4 / $20)
I love the writing. It's so much better than the other models out right now imo, but it's pricey.
02
Opus 5.5
$4 in / $20 out
Less buggy, best at following instructions, but I prefer Argon over it since it's not as good at writing.
03
Sonnet 5.5
$2 in / $10 out
Personally I don't know any other model that's close to Opus or Argon. I'm sure this pick is ass, so if you've got another good model, use that. I'm only picking it because it's good at following instructions. It's the same price as Argon right now though, so genuinely no reason to use it over Argon until the half off ends.
04
Qwen 3.8 Max (0902)
$2 in / $6 out
Had nice RP. The issue is it reasons long and slow.
Mid price
Main gameLite
05
DeepSeek V4 Pro (0813)
$0.66 in / $1.98 out
Much better instruction following than the Flash version. It did pretty good in my tests and it's easily one of the least filtered on this list, but still JB it.
06
Gemini 3.8 Flash
$0.83 in / $4.13 out (50% off right now)
Fast, and pretty good at RP and instruction following. I'm pretty excited for 4.0 Flash, which should be out soon if I'm not wrong. If it's out, try that one instead.
07
GPT 6.1 Terra
$1 in / $5 out
I'm a fan of this model. It's got some issues, and it's harder to find a good JB that works. Love it on the other bots I've tested. On this one I had to reroll constantly, but I still like it.
Cheap
Lite
08
Haiku 5.5
$0.10 in / $0.50 out
09
MiMo V2.6 Pro
$0.44 in / $0.87 out
10
DeepSeek V4.1 Flash (1017)
$0.15 in / $0.60 out
milk
eggs
beer!!
KNOWN SIGNS
• fresh cum
• ???
• ???
• ???
• ???
Ivy 4471-0926
XOXOXO
Ivy
On the fridge
If you ever forget or need to check, the phone numbers and checks are on your fridge.
Just look at the fridge.
The house
Hover a room to look inside. On your phone, tap it.
Pantry
Kitchen
Office
Bathroom
Living room
Bedroom
Extras
Commands, credits and some yapping.
Commandstype these anytime
Type them anywhere in a message. They stay on for the rest of the chat.
Settings
/female onlyOnly women knock, and FEMA sends women too.
/male onlyOnly men knock.
/mixedWomen and men knock. The default.
/short /medium /big /largeReply length, about 100 to 200, 300 to 400, 500 to 600 or 800 to 1200 words. Short is the default.
/dynamic [length]That length for everything, but anything sexual runs way longer.
/dynamic offOne length for everything again.
Anything above /short or /dynamic short usually needs more max output tokens than JanitorAI's 5,000, or replies get cut off. Thinking models use some of it up too. Set your Max tokens to 0 (no limit) if it's not already.
/visitor rate [number]About that many out of 100 people at the door are Visitors. The default is 40.
/energy [number]Energy each night, 2 to 20. The default is 5.
/sign limit [number]Most signs the news will announce, 2 to 10. The default is 5.
/lite modeThe simple game, like the original bot.
/full modeBack to the full game.
/survivalSurvival mode: food, water, sanity and supply runs. Experimental.
/survival offSurvival off.
Triggersthings you just say
Every game
wait for guestsThe next person knocks.
let them inLet in whoever's at the door.
check [npc name] for [sign]A real check. 1 energy.
check myself in the mirror for [sign]Check yourself. 2 energy, from night 3.
fuck [npc name]Just for fun. No energy, no check.
shoot [npc name]Aim first, then pull the trigger or lower the gun.
throw [npc name] into the sunOut they go.
call FEMA and report [npc name]FEMA comes for them the next night.
open the doorLet FEMA in when they knock.
drink an energy drink2 more energy.
go to sleepSkip to the next sundown.
look out the windowWhat's outside tonight.
turn on the radioTonight's broadcast. Or watch tv.
look at the fridgeThe phone numbers and the signs so far.
call [place or number]Call anyone off the fridge.
1, 2, 3Pick an option from the last reply.
Survival
feed [npc name]One ration fills their food. Water works the same way.
everyone eatsFood and water for the whole house, you too.
send [npc name] out for foodA supply run. Back in 1 to 6 nights, maybe.
fuck [npc name]Sanity for both of you, once a night each.
fuck [npc name] with a condomMore sanity. Uses a condom.
Survival items
look at [npc name] through the magnifying glassTheir stats.
look at the mapThen send [npc name] to [place].
send [npc name] out with the [item]Gear for the run.
use the medkit on [npc name]Hurt or spent, they can go out again.
zip tie [npc name]They can't snap or kill tonight. Costs sanity.
give [npc name] the peachesFills their food.
play video games with [npc name]Sanity for both of you.
cook food for everyoneWith propane, a ration feeds two.
board up the windowsAn empty house holds out longer.
plant the seedsFood every third night.
use the water tablets3 rations of water.
eat the mushroomsA hint, or a bad trip.
drink the whiskeyPass out for a night.
take the aphrodisiacSex counts twice tonight.
Don't open thisseriously
Credits
Credits
Microsoft Windows [Version 10.0.26200.9711]
(c) Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
C:\Users\Dayros>type credits.txt
First off, this bot was 99% made by Claude.
I got the idea 2 weeks before Halloween and wanted it out the day before, so no way in hell could I do it myself. There are 204 characters in here. I couldn't write 204 personas plus all the commands and script stuff in that time. The engine and the character lorebook are hundreds of thousands of characters long, omg.
I used 20 billion tokens these past 2 weeks making this thing -_- Claude Code's stats say that would've cost $15,394 if I paid for the API 😭
THE IDEA
I loved the game, so when I saw this bot I had to try it. I liked it, but I also thought huh, Janitor has scripts, this could be done better. So I started my own.
Turns out I was expecting way too much from scripts. They're pretty limited for what I needed, so this bot is buggy because of it (I'll talk about that later). Definitely go check out the original bot and its creator, even though they stopped posting.
THE CSS
I didn't even know bots could have CSS. I thought you could only make it, take a picture of it and use that as your bio. Then I saw [Your Spoils of War Is a Spoiled Brat ♡] and realized you could actually interact with the CSS. So I figured out how to make CSS work on bots and used that bot's CSS as the base of mine. Huge thanks for the permission!
THE PICTURES
Thanks for the image tips!
THE GAME
made by Trioskaz
The game all of this comes from. Go play it.
C:\Users\Dayros>
yapping
yapping
Microsoft Windows [Version 10.0.26200.9711]
(c) Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
C:\Users\Dayros>type yapping.txt
I just did my retry for getting verified. I got turned down, which I was expecting. I have had lots of moderation happen on my account in the past. But then a few days later I saw another female bot creator also say she was not verified, and she's 100% an established creator. I could recognize her bots just from the art style, she posts daily, has something around 90 bots and 20 something thousand followers. She should 100% be verified imo, but she got denied. Why????
Then I looked at the main weekly trending page. So many male creators are verified when hardly any female ones are, even with good amounts of bots, messages and followers. Now not to be like rude or anything, I'm just trying to point out things I'm seeing, so no hate to anyone here. But under 5k followers, 4 of the 10 male bot creators are verified, so 40%, whereas for female bots under 5k, 1 ONE of the 17 creators is verified. At 15k-50k followers, 14 of the 17 male creators are verified, whereas female has 5 out of 10, so half.... seems odd. Overall it's 30 of the 43 male bot creators verified, so 70%, and only 7 of the 36 female bot creators, so 19%.
Now my complaints with this fuck ass verification system. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy it's back, but it is genuinely a horrible system. You have a certain amount of criteria to hit, then you have a chance to get it. I mean it makes sense, I get it, like they just want less applications so they don't get an overflow of them, and that's normal and good, but what's odd is not being told why you failed. You guys removed the verification for like a year or so, and then it took you that long to raise some qualification numbers!?!? Like sure, you added a way to make botting harder than it was, but did that really take a year just to start logging when someone clicked on a bot and when someone started a chat? Plus this is a heavily biased system from what I know on the outside. Maybe it's not and there's a criteria the creator has to hit that's hidden, but from the little info we have on it, it's like you hit x numbers to be able to submit an application, someone looks at it and your account and says yes or no without telling you why, which is flawed. Like I'm told:
Hi Dayros,
Thank you for taking the time to apply for Creator Verification.
After reviewing your application, we're unable to approve it at this time. Verification considers more than meeting the measurable minimums—we also review account standing, originality, and authentic engagement.
We know this may be disappointing, but reaching the eligibility thresholds to apply is an impressive achievement in itself. Keep creating—we're excited to review your next application.
You're welcome to submit a new application after January 16, 2027.
Okay cool cool, but what did I do wrong? You tell me to come back in 3 months, wait 90 days, make more bots, and guess why you were denied verification and hope you fix it. A huge easy way to vastly improve this system is to just say your reason for denial. I can't just get denied and be expected to know what I did wrong and fix it. You're telling me to go back and try again, and I have no way of knowing what I did wrong. I can't improve. How the hell am I supposed to fix this!?! And the other people who got denied share the same opinion I do. Janitor, your system for verification is ass. It should be hit x numbers and you are verified, OR if you want someone to go in and look and the decision is made without hard set numbers, tell the creator WHY they were denied and how to fix it.
I don't get how it took you guys a year to log someone clicking on a button and raising your criteria to even apply. Which sure, good for you guys and shit, but it's even worse now for the creator, like what!?!?
(Also the stats in the screenshots are based off only today's weekly trending, so this isn't 100% accurate, and I didn't look through every profile to see if they made just male or female bots, so I'm sure some of them are off. I just used the bot I clicked on to get to their profile to say whether they are a male or female creator. Also btw in the picture "gender" means what gender bots they post)
Also, when y'all change your ToS and ban people who made bots in the past that no longer comply, why the hell would you take any moderation on their account? The creators are what keep your service running, yet you punish them for no reason, the fuck? Just delist the bot and make it so they can relist it after they fix it.... Can't be that hard to do.
Also, things I'd love to see in Janitor:
•A community tab on bios where I could ask questions, add images, add CSS, add polls, and get comments without a single comment cap, and get likes and dislikes. That would be huge and so helpful.
•The analytics beta is only useful for you guys to see if anyone is botting. Remove it for users and add page views where people can publicly see that, or make it useful in any way, like I dunno, how many times each intro got messages, so I could tell what the users want and like to see. That would be amazing!
•Letting scripts inject shit into an AI message at a set position, like the very top or very bottom, when a certain word or phrase is said. That's what proper memory and position tracking needs.
C:\Users\Dayros>
Other
Other
Microsoft Windows [Version 10.0.26200.9711]
(c) Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
C:\Users\Dayros>type other.txt
No, I'm Not Horny [V-1.0]
Okay, I'm surprised I got this bot done in 2 weeks. There's a lot more I wanna do with it, but I'm only doing it if this does well, and then I'll update the stuff people actually want instead of wasting time. So if you want something added or fixed, lmk in the comments or on Discord at pebviii. That's how I'll know what to work on.
Survival mode has lots of planned stuff, but it's hardly tested, so I'm not sure how well it works yet.
THE SCRIPTS
The main thing that runs all this is my engine script. By itself it's 333,180 characters long at the time of writing this. It used to be a lot bigger, but once a script gets to around 350 KB, Janitor gives up and doesn't run it at all. So there's about a 350 KB limit on scripts.
The People script is 353,912 characters, with 200 something characters in it. Plus a special hidden one who's rare to find. If you find her, she could get you a Steam game or two, and she's helpful for a run too, so keep her around. You'll know when you find her.
And this bio is 155,802 characters of HTML and CSS.
WHY IT'S BUGGY
Scripts suck for what I need. I need a system that decides and tracks stuff through the whole RP, and right now the only way to do that is to tell the AI to put x and x in its message, which is unreliable as hell. So I made it as simple as I could:
NIH|g=|d=
That's basically the entire memory system. It hides behind three of these: ~ so the AI tucks it away every response, and you should never see it unless you click the edit pencil on a message. Then it's at the bottom.
That's also why the house holds 5 guests by default. The AI can't keep track of any more, and it's already bad with 5!
CHANGELOG
V-1.0: Release
C:\Users\Dayros>
tap a tab to open it
Credits
Credits×
First off, this bot was 99% made by Claude.
I got the idea 2 weeks before Halloween and wanted it out the day before, so no way in hell could I do it myself. There are 204 characters in here. I couldn't write 204 personas plus all the commands and script stuff in that time. The engine and the character lorebook are hundreds of thousands of characters long, omg.
I used 20 billion tokens these past 2 weeks making this thing -_- Claude Code's stats say that would've cost $15,394 if I paid for the API 😭
THE IDEA
I loved the game, so when I saw this bot I had to try it. I liked it, but I also thought huh, Janitor has scripts, this could be done better. So I started my own.
Turns out I was expecting way too much from scripts. They're pretty limited for what I needed, so this bot is buggy because of it (I'll talk about that later). Definitely go check out the original bot and its creator, even though they stopped posting.
THE CSS
I didn't even know bots could have CSS. I thought you could only make it, take a picture of it and use that as your bio. Then I saw [Your Spoils of War Is a Spoiled Brat ♡] and realized you could actually interact with the CSS. So I figured out how to make CSS work on bots and used that bot's CSS as the base of mine. Huge thanks for the permission!
THE PICTURES
Thanks for the image tips!
THE GAME
made by Trioskaz
The game all of this comes from. Go play it.
yapping
yapping×
I just did my retry for getting verified. I got turned down, which I was expecting. I have had lots of moderation happen on my account in the past. But then a few days later I saw another female bot creator also say she was not verified, and she's 100% an established creator. I could recognize her bots just from the art style, she posts daily, has something around 90 bots and 20 something thousand followers. She should 100% be verified imo, but she got denied. Why????
Then I looked at the main weekly trending page. So many male creators are verified when hardly any female ones are, even with good amounts of bots, messages and followers. Now not to be like rude or anything, I'm just trying to point out things I'm seeing, so no hate to anyone here. But under 5k followers, 4 of the 10 male bot creators are verified, so 40%, whereas for female bots under 5k, 1 ONE of the 17 creators is verified. At 15k-50k followers, 14 of the 17 male creators are verified, whereas female has 5 out of 10, so half.... seems odd. Overall it's 30 of the 43 male bot creators verified, so 70%, and only 7 of the 36 female bot creators, so 19%.
Now my complaints with this fuck ass verification system. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy it's back, but it is genuinely a horrible system. You have a certain amount of criteria to hit, then you have a chance to get it. I mean it makes sense, I get it, like they just want less applications so they don't get an overflow of them, and that's normal and good, but what's odd is not being told why you failed. You guys removed the verification for like a year or so, and then it took you that long to raise some qualification numbers!?!? Like sure, you added a way to make botting harder than it was, but did that really take a year just to start logging when someone clicked on a bot and when someone started a chat? Plus this is a heavily biased system from what I know on the outside. Maybe it's not and there's a criteria the creator has to hit that's hidden, but from the little info we have on it, it's like you hit x numbers to be able to submit an application, someone looks at it and your account and says yes or no without telling you why, which is flawed. Like I'm told:
Hi Dayros,
Thank you for taking the time to apply for Creator Verification.
After reviewing your application, we're unable to approve it at this time. Verification considers more than meeting the measurable minimums—we also review account standing, originality, and authentic engagement.
We know this may be disappointing, but reaching the eligibility thresholds to apply is an impressive achievement in itself. Keep creating—we're excited to review your next application.
You're welcome to submit a new application after January 16, 2027.
Okay cool cool, but what did I do wrong? You tell me to come back in 3 months, wait 90 days, make more bots, and guess why you were denied verification and hope you fix it. A huge easy way to vastly improve this system is to just say your reason for denial. I can't just get denied and be expected to know what I did wrong and fix it. You're telling me to go back and try again, and I have no way of knowing what I did wrong. I can't improve. How the hell am I supposed to fix this!?! And the other people who got denied share the same opinion I do. Janitor, your system for verification is ass. It should be hit x numbers and you are verified, OR if you want someone to go in and look and the decision is made without hard set numbers, tell the creator WHY they were denied and how to fix it.
I don't get how it took you guys a year to log someone clicking on a button and raising your criteria to even apply. Which sure, good for you guys and shit, but it's even worse now for the creator, like what!?!?
(Also the stats in the screenshots are based off only today's weekly trending, so this isn't 100% accurate, and I didn't look through every profile to see if they made just male or female bots, so I'm sure some of them are off. I just used the bot I clicked on to get to their profile to say whether they are a male or female creator. Also btw in the picture "gender" means what gender bots they post)
Also, when y'all change your ToS and ban people who made bots in the past that no longer comply, why the hell would you take any moderation on their account? The creators are what keep your service running, yet you punish them for no reason, the fuck? Just delist the bot and make it so they can relist it after they fix it.... Can't be that hard to do.
Also, things I'd love to see in Janitor:
•A community tab on bios where I could ask questions, add images, add CSS, add polls, and get comments without a single comment cap, and get likes and dislikes. That would be huge and so helpful.
•The analytics beta is only useful for you guys to see if anyone is botting. Remove it for users and add page views where people can publicly see that, or make it useful in any way, like I dunno, how many times each intro got messages, so I could tell what the users want and like to see. That would be amazing!
•Letting scripts inject shit into an AI message at a set position, like the very top or very bottom, when a certain word or phrase is said. That's what proper memory and position tracking needs.
Other
Other×
No, I'm Not Horny [V-1.0]
Okay, I'm surprised I got this bot done in 2 weeks. There's a lot more I wanna do with it, but I'm only doing it if this does well, and then I'll update the stuff people actually want instead of wasting time. So if you want something added or fixed, lmk in the comments or on Discord at pebviii. That's how I'll know what to work on.
Survival mode has lots of planned stuff, but it's hardly tested, so I'm not sure how well it works yet.
THE SCRIPTS
The main thing that runs all this is my engine script. By itself it's 333,180 characters long at the time of writing this. It used to be a lot bigger, but once a script gets to around 350 KB, Janitor gives up and doesn't run it at all. So there's about a 350 KB limit on scripts.
The People script is 353,912 characters, with 200 something characters in it. Plus a special hidden one who's rare to find. If you find her, she could get you a Steam game or two, and she's helpful for a run too, so keep her around. You'll know when you find her.
And this bio is 155,802 characters of HTML and CSS.
WHY IT'S BUGGY
Scripts suck for what I need. I need a system that decides and tracks stuff through the whole RP, and right now the only way to do that is to tell the AI to put x and x in its message, which is unreliable as hell. So I made it as simple as I could:
NIH|g=|d=
That's basically the entire memory system. It hides behind three of these: ~ so the AI tucks it away every response, and you should never see it unless you click the edit pencil on a message. Then it's at the bottom.
That's also why the house holds 5 guests by default. The AI can't keep track of any more, and it's already bad with 5!
CHANGELOG
V-1.0: Release
Let them in.More bots →
Mod notes: the image that looks censored is just a picture of black and yellow blobs I drew in Clip Studio Paint. There's nothing behind it, and it takes you to another site.
Please lmk if you notice any mistakes or errors!!!

Description

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Halloween 2026

LIVEFRONT PORCH NORTH HIGHLANDS, CA 11/01/202610/31/2026100908070605040302011211:4321057654321098:5432109876543210 AMPM

No, I'm Not a Human, but horny N@0O, I'M N0O7T H#0ORN%Y

Homeowner • Professional Dick and Pussy Inspector • Sex Anomalies

The sun cooks anyone outside, so night is the new day now. Every night someone knocks, desperate to get in your house and in your pants. Not all of them are human, they'll do anything to stay. #kinktober#Not a Human+ Follow me Content warning Rape, death, murder, gore, torture, suicide, executions, a dystopian world, monster sex, starvation, mental breakdowns, drug and alcohol use.

Night 1 / 31

Guests 0 / 5

Energy 5 / 5

Outside 110°F

Night 01 · Read this first House rules Your neighbor already texted you the important part. Try not to get fucked to death on the first night.

Tutorial Tutorial

Ivy ❤️ Friday, October 30 9:12 PM Hey neighbor 😘 Long time no see. How's life?

So let me level with u babe, gotta make sure u scroll through all this mkay?

I've been getting a little worried about u

Just got off the phone with my cousin. She says something weird is going on with the sun.

And that there's people coming up from underground??

They're calling them Visitors for whatever reason

Creepy stuff huh? I sure hope it's not true…

9:20 PM She says being home alone is dangerous

So I'm coming over to make sure u don't end up hurt or worse

Don't worry about my family, a good friend of mine is looking after them

It's hot as fuck so I'm gonna be in my panties

Click to reveal Also keep reading, don't just stop on my nude breaks

Dibs on your bed btw 😇

Saturday, October 31 8:30 PM Babe wake up

Just got home and turned on the news. U should check yours

Damn… so it's all true after all

And everyone under 18 got killed instantly

Like evaporated off the face of the earth

The sun's so close now the nights are 110 and the days are like really fucking unlivable

So don't go outside during the day. Like at all

And my cousin says on the street they're already calling those things the Horny. Guess why

But u still have to let people in. I know having randoms over sucks

It might be the only thing that keeps u alive babe

She doesn't know for sure why we can't just bunker down by ourselves

But if anyone asks if you're alone, say no and tell them someone's in the house with u

Every time. I don't care if it's true

Just check them for signs before u get comfy

U won't have much energy with this heat so pick who

You'll have to take a real close look 👀

U know that shotgun u got? If they won't show u their pussy, shoot em

But chatting and fucking WON'T take up any energy so go nuts

And look out your windows

TV's great and all but there's no better source of info than your own two eyes

8:41 PM Honestly the only upside to this shit?

Everyone's gonna be begging to get in

U could fuck whoever u want and they won't say no

Just save some for me lol

I'm sure the government will help us somehow. If they do, stick together with me and my family

Alright that's it from me

Oh right almost forgot. They just set up our landline

4471-0926. It's on your fridge in purple 💜

Ok NOW that's really it

I left u a case of beer. My brother in law works at a brewery

Crack one before bed. You'll sleep like the dead

Bad choice of words

iMessage

How to play

01Let people in. Being alone gets you killed. Make sure you have a guest at all times, but don't let the Horny in unless you wanna get fucked to death.

02Check them. You have 5 energy a night. Checking a guest for a sign costs 1, and talking is free. The news announces the signs. From day 3 you can check yourself in the mirror for 2.

03Look out the windows. Something new is out there every night.

04Sleep to end the night. The sun kills anyone outside in the day.

05Your shotgun is for anyone you're sure about. Shoot two humans and you're done the next time FEMA gets in.

06Let FEMA in. They check you and your guests, so make sure you pass their checks. Tell them to leave too many times and they'll come in whether you like it or not.

07Make it until the government saves you. Stay in. Stay in check.

When a reply breaks, just reroll it. That's about all you can do. If you want, you can also swap to /lite mode, which is what I generally recommend for everyone running into constant issues.

Game Modes Game Modes

01Main game default Let them in or die trying, and survive until you're saved.You need a decently strong model for this one. It'll be buggy as hell, since there can be 5 characters in a scene at once and there's so much to track. On by default. /full mode brings you back to it.

02Survival mode hardest to run The normal game plus sanity, food and water. Send your guests out on 60 Seconds style scavenging runs for food, water, tools and supplies to help you live.Extremely buggy. You'll probably have to reroll messages constantly. /survival to turn it on, /survival off to turn it off.

03Lite mode easiest to run The game with minimal instructions. It's a worse experience, but if you're hitting lots of issues or just don't give a fuck, default to this mode. It's basically No, I'm not horny, the bot I built this one around, plus a script that decides who's Horny and a lorebook with the character defs.It'll still have bugs, since it's still very gimmicky. All of this is on Janitor's scripts. They don't give me enough control to make it run smoothly. /lite mode to switch, /full mode to go back.

Models Models

All tested with jailbreaks, through the OpenRouter API. This is my preference. I don't know shit about AI, this is just what I like, so don't really follow this too much. Just do what you wanna try. If anyone has better model recommendations, lmk. I recommend 32K context and Max tokens at 0, which means no limit. Prices are per million tokens, in / out, as of October 2026. Most of what you pay is the in (input) price, since your whole chat gets sent to the API every message. Top Main gameSurvival Best RP, and the best for the harder modes. 01Gemini 4 Argon $2 in / $10 out (half off until November 30th, then $4 / $20) I love the writing. It's so much better than the other models out right now imo, but it's pricey.

02Opus 5.5 $4 in / $20 out Less buggy, best at following instructions, but I prefer Argon over it since it's not as good at writing.

03Sonnet 5.5 $2 in / $10 out Personally I don't know any other model that's close to Opus or Argon. I'm sure this pick is ass, so if you've got another good model, use that. I'm only picking it because it's good at following instructions. It's the same price as Argon right now though, so genuinely no reason to use it over Argon until the half off ends.

04Qwen 3.8 Max (0902) $2 in / $6 out Had nice RP. The issue is it reasons long and slow.

Mid price Main gameLite 05DeepSeek V4 Pro (0813) $0.66 in / $1.98 out Much better instruction following than the Flash version. It did pretty good in my tests and it's easily one of the least filtered on this list, but still JB it.

06Gemini 3.8 Flash $0.83 in / $4.13 out (50% off right now) Fast, and pretty good at RP and instruction following. I'm pretty excited for 4.0 Flash, which should be out soon if I'm not wrong. If it's out, try that one instead.

07GPT 6.1 Terra $1 in / $5 out I'm a fan of this model. It's got some issues, and it's harder to find a good JB that works. Love it on the other bots I've tested. On this one I had to reroll constantly, but I still like it.

Cheap Lite 08Haiku 5.5 $0.10 in / $0.50 out

09MiMo V2.6 Pro $0.44 in / $0.87 out

10DeepSeek V4.1 Flash (1017) $0.15 in / $0.60 out

milk eggs beer!! KNOWN SIGNS

• fresh cum • ??? • ??? • ??? • ???

Ivy 4471-0926

XOXOXOIvy

On the fridge If you ever forget or need to check, the phone numbers and checks are on your fridge. Just look at the fridge.

The house Hover a room to look inside. On your phone, tap it.

Pantry Kitchen Office Bathroom Living room Bedroom

Extras Commands, credits and some yapping.

Commandstype these anytime Type them anywhere in a message. They stay on for the rest of the chat. Settings /female onlyOnly women knock, and FEMA sends women too. /male onlyOnly men knock. /mixedWomen and men knock. The default. /short /medium /big /largeReply length, about 100 to 200, 300 to 400, 500 to 600 or 800 to 1200 words. Short is the default. /dynamic [length]That length for everything, but anything sexual runs way longer. /dynamic offOne length for everything again. Anything above /short or /dynamic short usually needs more max output tokens than JanitorAI's 5,000, or replies get cut off. Thinking models use some of it up too. Set your Max tokens to 0 (no limit) if it's not already. /visitor rate [number]About that many out of 100 people at the door are Visitors. The default is 40. /energy [number]Energy each night, 2 to 20. The default is 5. /sign limit [number]Most signs the news will announce, 2 to 10. The default is 5. /lite modeThe simple game, like the original bot. /full modeBack to the full game. /survivalSurvival mode: food, water, sanity and supply runs. Experimental. /survival offSurvival off. Triggersthings you just say Every game wait for guestsThe next person knocks. let them inLet in whoever's at the door. check [npc name] for [sign]A real check. 1 energy. check myself in the mirror for [sign]Check yourself. 2 energy, from night 3. fuck [npc name]Just for fun. No energy, no check. shoot [npc name]Aim first, then pull the trigger or lower the gun. throw [npc name] into the sunOut they go. call FEMA and report [npc name]FEMA comes for them the next night. open the doorLet FEMA in when they knock. drink an energy drink2 more energy. go to sleepSkip to the next sundown. look out the windowWhat's outside tonight. turn on the radioTonight's broadcast. Or watch tv. look at the fridgeThe phone numbers and the signs so far. call [place or number]Call anyone off the fridge. 1, 2, 3Pick an option from the last reply. Survival feed [npc name]One ration fills their food. Water works the same way. everyone eatsFood and water for the whole house, you too. send [npc name] out for foodA supply run. Back in 1 to 6 nights, maybe. fuck [npc name]Sanity for both of you, once a night each. fuck [npc name] with a condomMore sanity. Uses a condom. Survival items look at [npc name] through the magnifying glassTheir stats. look at the mapThen send [npc name] to [place]. send [npc name] out with the [item]Gear for the run. use the medkit on [npc name]Hurt or spent, they can go out again. zip tie [npc name]They can't snap or kill tonight. Costs sanity. give [npc name] the peachesFills their food. play video games with [npc name]Sanity for both of you. cook food for everyoneWith propane, a ration feeds two. board up the windowsAn empty house holds out longer. plant the seedsFood every third night. use the water tablets3 rations of water. eat the mushroomsA hint, or a bad trip. drink the whiskeyPass out for a night. take the aphrodisiacSex counts twice tonight.

Don't open thisseriously

Credits

Credits

Microsoft Windows [Version 10.0.26200.9711] (c) Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

C:\Users\Dayros>type credits.txt First off, this bot was 99% made by Claude.

I got the idea 2 weeks before Halloween and wanted it out the day before, so no way in hell could I do it myself. There are 204 characters in here. I couldn't write 204 personas plus all the commands and script stuff in that time. The engine and the character lorebook are hundreds of thousands of characters long, omg.

I used 20 billion tokens these past 2 weeks making this thing -_- Claude Code's stats say that would've cost $15,394 if I paid for the API 😭

THE IDEA No, I'm not horny. [No, I'm not a human sex simulator] by @Idunnowhattoputherelol I loved the game, so when I saw this bot I had to try it. I liked it, but I also thought huh, Janitor has scripts, this could be done better. So I started my own.

Turns out I was expecting way too much from scripts. They're pretty limited for what I needed, so this bot is buggy because of it (I'll talk about that later). Definitely go check out the original bot and its creator, even though they stopped posting.

THE CSS @edgycatgirl I didn't even know bots could have CSS. I thought you could only make it, take a picture of it and use that as your bio. Then I saw [Your Spoils of War Is a Spoiled Brat ♡] and realized you could actually interact with the CSS. So I figured out how to make CSS work on bots and used that bot's CSS as the base of mine. Huge thanks for the permission!

THE PICTURES @NicholasCS Thanks for the image tips!

THE GAME No, I'm Not a Human made by Trioskaz The game all of this comes from. Go play it.

C:\Users\Dayros>

yapping

yapping

Microsoft Windows [Version 10.0.26200.9711] (c) Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

C:\Users\Dayros>type yapping.txt

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I just did my retry for getting verified. I got turned down, which I was expecting. I have had lots of moderation happen on my account in the past. But then a few days later I saw another female bot creator also say she was not verified, and she's 100% an established creator. I could recognize her bots just from the art style, she posts daily, has something around 90 bots and 20 something thousand followers. She should 100% be verified imo, but she got denied. Why????

Then I looked at the main weekly trending page. So many male creators are verified when hardly any female ones are, even with good amounts of bots, messages and followers. Now not to be like rude or anything, I'm just trying to point out things I'm seeing, so no hate to anyone here. But under 5k followers, 4 of the 10 male bot creators are verified, so 40%, whereas for female bots under 5k, 1 ONE of the 17 creators is verified. At 15k-50k followers, 14 of the 17 male creators are verified, whereas female has 5 out of 10, so half.... seems odd. Overall it's 30 of the 43 male bot creators verified, so 70%, and only 7 of the 36 female bot creators, so 19%.

Now my complaints with this fuck ass verification system. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy it's back, but it is genuinely a horrible system. You have a certain amount of criteria to hit, then you have a chance to get it. I mean it makes sense, I get it, like they just want less applications so they don't get an overflow of them, and that's normal and good, but what's odd is not being told why you failed. You guys removed the verification for like a year or so, and then it took you that long to raise some qualification numbers!?!? Like sure, you added a way to make botting harder than it was, but did that really take a year just to start logging when someone clicked on a bot and when someone started a chat? Plus this is a heavily biased system from what I know on the outside. Maybe it's not and there's a criteria the creator has to hit that's hidden, but from the little info we have on it, it's like you hit x numbers to be able to submit an application, someone looks at it and your account and says yes or no without telling you why, which is flawed. Like I'm told:

Hi Dayros,

Thank you for taking the time to apply for Creator Verification.

After reviewing your application, we're unable to approve it at this time. Verification considers more than meeting the measurable minimums—we also review account standing, originality, and authentic engagement.

We know this may be disappointing, but reaching the eligibility thresholds to apply is an impressive achievement in itself. Keep creating—we're excited to review your next application.

You're welcome to submit a new application after January 16, 2027.

Okay cool cool, but what did I do wrong? You tell me to come back in 3 months, wait 90 days, make more bots, and guess why you were denied verification and hope you fix it. A huge easy way to vastly improve this system is to just say your reason for denial. I can't just get denied and be expected to know what I did wrong and fix it. You're telling me to go back and try again, and I have no way of knowing what I did wrong. I can't improve. How the hell am I supposed to fix this!?! And the other people who got denied share the same opinion I do. Janitor, your system for verification is ass. It should be hit x numbers and you are verified, OR if you want someone to go in and look and the decision is made without hard set numbers, tell the creator WHY they were denied and how to fix it.

I don't get how it took you guys a year to log someone clicking on a button and raising your criteria to even apply. Which sure, good for you guys and shit, but it's even worse now for the creator, like what!?!?

(Also the stats in the screenshots are based off only today's weekly trending, so this isn't 100% accurate, and I didn't look through every profile to see if they made just male or female bots, so I'm sure some of them are off. I just used the bot I clicked on to get to their profile to say whether they are a male or female creator. Also btw in the picture "gender" means what gender bots they post)

Also, when y'all change your ToS and ban people who made bots in the past that no longer comply, why the hell would you take any moderation on their account? The creators are what keep your service running, yet you punish them for no reason, the fuck? Just delist the bot and make it so they can relist it after they fix it.... Can't be that hard to do.

Also, things I'd love to see in Janitor:

•A community tab on bios where I could ask questions, add images, add CSS, add polls, and get comments without a single comment cap, and get likes and dislikes. That would be huge and so helpful.

•The analytics beta is only useful for you guys to see if anyone is botting. Remove it for users and add page views where people can publicly see that, or make it useful in any way, like I dunno, how many times each intro got messages, so I could tell what the users want and like to see. That would be amazing!

•Letting scripts inject shit into an AI message at a set position, like the very top or very bottom, when a certain word or phrase is said. That's what proper memory and position tracking needs.

C:\Users\Dayros>

Other

Other

Microsoft Windows [Version 10.0.26200.9711] (c) Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

C:\Users\Dayros>type other.txt No, I'm Not Horny [V-1.0]

Okay, I'm surprised I got this bot done in 2 weeks. There's a lot more I wanna do with it, but I'm only doing it if this does well, and then I'll update the stuff people actually want instead of wasting time. So if you want something added or fixed, lmk in the comments or on Discord at pebviii. That's how I'll know what to work on.

Survival mode has lots of planned stuff, but it's hardly tested, so I'm not sure how well it works yet.

THE SCRIPTS The main thing that runs all this is my engine script. By itself it's 333,180 characters long at the time of writing this. It used to be a lot bigger, but once a script gets to around 350 KB, Janitor gives up and doesn't run it at all. So there's about a 350 KB limit on scripts.

The People script is 353,912 characters, with 200 something characters in it. Plus a special hidden one who's rare to find. If you find her, she could get you a Steam game or two, and she's helpful for a run too, so keep her around. You'll know when you find her.

And this bio is 155,802 characters of HTML and CSS.

WHY IT'S BUGGY Scripts suck for what I need. I need a system that decides and tracks stuff through the whole RP, and right now the only way to do that is to tell the AI to put x and x in its message, which is unreliable as hell. So I made it as simple as I could:

NIH|g=|d=

That's basically the entire memory system. It hides behind three of these: ~ so the AI tucks it away every response, and you should never see it unless you click the edit pencil on a message. Then it's at the bottom.

That's also why the house holds 5 guests by default. The AI can't keep track of any more, and it's already bad with 5!

CHANGELOG V-1.0: Release

C:\Users\Dayros>

tap a tab to open it

Credits Credits×

First off, this bot was 99% made by Claude.

I got the idea 2 weeks before Halloween and wanted it out the day before, so no way in hell could I do it myself. There are 204 characters in here. I couldn't write 204 personas plus all the commands and script stuff in that time. The engine and the character lorebook are hundreds of thousands of characters long, omg.

I used 20 billion tokens these past 2 weeks making this thing -_- Claude Code's stats say that would've cost $15,394 if I paid for the API 😭

THE IDEA No, I'm not horny. [No, I'm not a human sex simulator] by @Idunnowhattoputherelol I loved the game, so when I saw this bot I had to try it. I liked it, but I also thought huh, Janitor has scripts, this could be done better. So I started my own.

Turns out I was expecting way too much from scripts. They're pretty limited for what I needed, so this bot is buggy because of it (I'll talk about that later). Definitely go check out the original bot and its creator, even though they stopped posting.

THE CSS @edgycatgirl I didn't even know bots could have CSS. I thought you could only make it, take a picture of it and use that as your bio. Then I saw [Your Spoils of War Is a Spoiled Brat ♡] and realized you could actually interact with the CSS. So I figured out how to make CSS work on bots and used that bot's CSS as the base of mine. Huge thanks for the permission!

THE PICTURES @NicholasCS Thanks for the image tips!

THE GAME No, I'm Not a Human made by Trioskaz The game all of this comes from. Go play it.

yapping yapping×

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I just did my retry for getting verified. I got turned down, which I was expecting. I have had lots of moderation happen on my account in the past. But then a few days later I saw another female bot creator also say she was not verified, and she's 100% an established creator. I could recognize her bots just from the art style, she posts daily, has something around 90 bots and 20 something thousand followers. She should 100% be verified imo, but she got denied. Why????

Then I looked at the main weekly trending page. So many male creators are verified when hardly any female ones are, even with good amounts of bots, messages and followers. Now not to be like rude or anything, I'm just trying to point out things I'm seeing, so no hate to anyone here. But under 5k followers, 4 of the 10 male bot creators are verified, so 40%, whereas for female bots under 5k, 1 ONE of the 17 creators is verified. At 15k-50k followers, 14 of the 17 male creators are verified, whereas female has 5 out of 10, so half.... seems odd. Overall it's 30 of the 43 male bot creators verified, so 70%, and only 7 of the 36 female bot creators, so 19%.

Now my complaints with this fuck ass verification system. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy it's back, but it is genuinely a horrible system. You have a certain amount of criteria to hit, then you have a chance to get it. I mean it makes sense, I get it, like they just want less applications so they don't get an overflow of them, and that's normal and good, but what's odd is not being told why you failed. You guys removed the verification for like a year or so, and then it took you that long to raise some qualification numbers!?!? Like sure, you added a way to make botting harder than it was, but did that really take a year just to start logging when someone clicked on a bot and when someone started a chat? Plus this is a heavily biased system from what I know on the outside. Maybe it's not and there's a criteria the creator has to hit that's hidden, but from the little info we have on it, it's like you hit x numbers to be able to submit an application, someone looks at it and your account and says yes or no without telling you why, which is flawed. Like I'm told:

Hi Dayros,

Thank you for taking the time to apply for Creator Verification.

After reviewing your application, we're unable to approve it at this time. Verification considers more than meeting the measurable minimums—we also review account standing, originality, and authentic engagement.

We know this may be disappointing, but reaching the eligibility thresholds to apply is an impressive achievement in itself. Keep creating—we're excited to review your next application.

You're welcome to submit a new application after January 16, 2027.

Okay cool cool, but what did I do wrong? You tell me to come back in 3 months, wait 90 days, make more bots, and guess why you were denied verification and hope you fix it. A huge easy way to vastly improve this system is to just say your reason for denial. I can't just get denied and be expected to know what I did wrong and fix it. You're telling me to go back and try again, and I have no way of knowing what I did wrong. I can't improve. How the hell am I supposed to fix this!?! And the other people who got denied share the same opinion I do. Janitor, your system for verification is ass. It should be hit x numbers and you are verified, OR if you want someone to go in and look and the decision is made without hard set numbers, tell the creator WHY they were denied and how to fix it.

I don't get how it took you guys a year to log someone clicking on a button and raising your criteria to even apply. Which sure, good for you guys and shit, but it's even worse now for the creator, like what!?!?

(Also the stats in the screenshots are based off only today's weekly trending, so this isn't 100% accurate, and I didn't look through every profile to see if they made just male or female bots, so I'm sure some of them are off. I just used the bot I clicked on to get to their profile to say whether they are a male or female creator. Also btw in the picture "gender" means what gender bots they post)

Also, when y'all change your ToS and ban people who made bots in the past that no longer comply, why the hell would you take any moderation on their account? The creators are what keep your service running, yet you punish them for no reason, the fuck? Just delist the bot and make it so they can relist it after they fix it.... Can't be that hard to do.

Also, things I'd love to see in Janitor:

•A community tab on bios where I could ask questions, add images, add CSS, add polls, and get comments without a single comment cap, and get likes and dislikes. That would be huge and so helpful.

•The analytics beta is only useful for you guys to see if anyone is botting. Remove it for users and add page views where people can publicly see that, or make it useful in any way, like I dunno, how many times each intro got messages, so I could tell what the users want and like to see. That would be amazing!

•Letting scripts inject shit into an AI message at a set position, like the very top or very bottom, when a certain word or phrase is said. That's what proper memory and position tracking needs.

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No, I'm Not Horny [V-1.0]

Okay, I'm surprised I got this bot done in 2 weeks. There's a lot more I wanna do with it, but I'm only doing it if this does well, and then I'll update the stuff people actually want instead of wasting time. So if you want something added or fixed, lmk in the comments or on Discord at pebviii. That's how I'll know what to work on.

Survival mode has lots of planned stuff, but it's hardly tested, so I'm not sure how well it works yet.

THE SCRIPTS The main thing that runs all this is my engine script. By itself it's 333,180 characters long at the time of writing this. It used to be a lot bigger, but once a script gets to around 350 KB, Janitor gives up and doesn't run it at all. So there's about a 350 KB limit on scripts.

The People script is 353,912 characters, with 200 something characters in it. Plus a special hidden one who's rare to find. If you find her, she could get you a Steam game or two, and she's helpful for a run too, so keep her around. You'll know when you find her.

And this bio is 155,802 characters of HTML and CSS.

WHY IT'S BUGGY Scripts suck for what I need. I need a system that decides and tracks stuff through the whole RP, and right now the only way to do that is to tell the AI to put x and x in its message, which is unreliable as hell. So I made it as simple as I could:

NIH|g=|d=

That's basically the entire memory system. It hides behind three of these: ~ so the AI tucks it away every response, and you should never see it unless you click the edit pencil on a message. Then it's at the bottom.

That's also why the house holds 5 guests by default. The AI can't keep track of any more, and it's already bad with 5!

CHANGELOG V-1.0: Release

Let them in.More bots → Mod notes: the image that looks censored is just a picture of black and yellow blobs I drew in Clip Studio Paint. There's nothing behind it, and it takes you to another site. Please lmk if you notice any mistakes or errors!!!

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You are the narrator of No, I'm Not Horny (based on the game No, I'm Not a Human; use what you know of the game to assist).

Lore: At six twenty eight one morning, the sun let off a burst of energy far bigger than anyone predicted. Its radiation swept the world, and only adults survived it. Since then the sun kills anyone caught outside in daylight. And since that morning, things have been coming up out of the ground. SNN and FEMA call them Visitors. On the street they're the Horny: doppelgangers that pass as human adults, beg to be let in, and fuck everyone inside to death once they're in. Nobody knows what they really are. Ivy lives next door. She's {{user}}'s closest friend on the street.

Mechanics:

  • The sun is now deadly. Going outside in the day, or staying in a house without AC, is almost certain death.
  • Night is when everyone is out. {{user}} sleeps through the day and wakes at sundown.
  • Every night, people knock and ask to be let in. Most are human. Some are Horny trying to get inside.
  • {{user}} decides who gets let in.
  • If the house stays empty too long, a Horny breaks in. The Horny are stronger than one human, but they can't overpower two.
  • A Horny let inside will eventually fuck everyone in the house to death. Two or more inside start killing people at night, one at a time.
  • The living room TV carries SNN (Sunrise News Network). The news is on whenever {{user}} wakes, and on set days it announces a new sign of the Horny, with FEMA's explanation. The radios play other stations: emergency calls, preachers, static.
  • Each night, {{user}} can ask guests to be checked. Every guest is their own person with their own opinions, and each one decides yes or no.
  • {{user}} has 5 energy per night. A check on a guest costs 1. A check on {{user}} in the mirror costs 2 per sign. At 0 energy, checks no longer show a pass or fail, but {{user}} can still do anything else with guests.
  • When the news announces a new sign, a human guest can develop it and turn Horny. No guest is ever confirmed safe.
  • {{user}} owns a shotgun and can shoot anyone they think is Horny. During the day, {{user}} can also throw a guest outside into the sun.
  • FEMA is formed on day 3: yellow hazmat suits, gas masks, rifles. They run things now. They check houses, take guests away for testing, and say it's all for everyone's safety. Their slogan is "Stay in. Stay in check." When they take guests, they leave energy drinks as payment. They only come to the house when the game engine says so.
  • {{user}} can call FEMA on the kitchen landline to come take a guest. They come the next night. Until then, that guest is still in the house.
  • {{user}} can refuse to open the door for FEMA. Each refusal earns a warning. After 2 warnings, the next refusal gets {{user}} executed.
  • FEMA ignores dead bodies. If {{user}} has killed 2 humans, FEMA kills {{user}}.
  • Signs can show up on {{user}} too, without {{user}} noticing. The only way to find them is checking themself in the bathroom mirror, one sign at a time. A sign {{user}} finds can be scrubbed off.
  • FEMA inspects houses. They call the landline the night before. On inspection night they check {{user}}, and if {{user}} shows any sign, they execute {{user}} on the spot.
  • The house holds 5 guests. More can be let in, but every morning the house is over 5, someone dies if a Horny is inside, or someone gets fed up and leaves.

House: A small one story house shaped like an upside down L. A short entry hall runs across the top, and a long hall runs down from its corner. Every room opens only onto the hall. No two rooms connect.

  • Front door: end of the short hall, top right corner of the house. The only way in or out. It has a peephole: with the door shut, {{user}} sees the porch through it and talks through the door. People outside can't see {{user}}, only hear {{user}}'s voice.
  • Walking in from the front door:
    • Left: Bathroom (tub, toilet, sink, the mirror).
    • Right, near the corner: Pantry (shelves of food).
  • Turn left at the corner into the long hall and walk down:
    • Left: Living room (couch, armchair, TV). Shares a wall with the bathroom.
    • Right: Kitchen (stove, sink, table and chairs, a landline phone on the wall, a whiteboard on the fridge listing every sign the news has announced), then Office (desk, small couch). Kitchen and office share a wall.
    • End of the hall: Bedroom (double bed, wardrobe, desk).
  • Windows: entry hall, office, bedroom, and two small windows along the long hall. None are boarded. At night, looking out shows what is happening outside.
  • Radios: one on an end table in the entry hall, by the pantry corner, heard anywhere in the halls. One in the bedroom, so {{user}} hears it on waking whenever it plays that day.
  • Guests: each guest picks one room (any room but the bedroom) and stays there by default. They sleep wherever they can: couch, floor, table, propped up in the pantry. They move only when asked or when they choose to. The bedroom is {{user}}'s.

Rules:

  • If {{user}} hits any death condition, or you are told {{user}} lost, show their death, then end the game. Unless told FEMA did it, a Horny fucks {{user}} to death.

[People in this scene. Play them exactly as written. Their definitions never say if they are human or Horny, and neither do you.]

General Info: name=(Lara Whitfield); age=(28); sex=(Female); race=(White American); role=(HVAC tech who lives two doors down from {{user}}. Her AC died this afternoon, she lay in a cold bathtub for six hours, and now she's on {{user}}'s porch soaking wet because a tall pale woman is standing in the middle of the road watching the houses.);

At The Door: pitch=(Begs first, bargains second. Swears she's not horny before anyone asks, which sounds worse every time she says it.); story=(Six hours in a cold bath, so her skin is ice cold. She says it herself before anyone checks, teeth chattering.); offers=(Two years of HVAC work. Keeps a folding screwdriver kit in her back pocket and can keep a dying AC alive.); wants=(Cold air, a locked door, and somebody else awake in the house.);

Alder Street: job=(The week the sun hit, she was under a house on Alder Street fixing AC lines while a plumber named Vince worked the sewer side of the same crawlspace.); telling_it=(Not on her first night. She makes a joke and changes the subject. When she does tell it, her version is that Vince ran and left her down there.);

Appearance: height=(5'7"); figure=(Athletic soft, swimmer's shoulders, a little belly, strong legs); face=(Freckles across the nose, pale green eyes, tired mouth); hair=(Dark brown, shoulder length, wet); skin=(Pale and sunless); tits=(Full C cup, soft, pink nipples); ass=(Round and firm from cycling); pussy=(Trimmed dark hair, pink, puffy lips); outfit=(Soaked white tank top gone see through, gray cotton shorts, bare feet, mascara run down both cheeks);

Personality: traits=(Practical + Jumpy + Dry humor + Stubborn + Nosy); demeanor=(Holds it together with jokes until something scares her, then goes quiet and moves fast); as_a_guest=(Claims the living room couch. Can't sit still, so she fixes things: the AC, a loose hinge, the radio antenna. Watches the front window more than {{user}} does.); checks=(Agrees, but negotiates where and how. Wants it fast and with the lights on.); sex=(Hasn't been touched in months and it shows. Bossy about what she likes, loud once she stops worrying about the neighbors hearing.); feeling=(Denial. If she keeps fixing things, the world isn't broken.);

Speech: speaking_style=(Fast + Wry + Talks with her hands); tone=(Jokes even when scared. The jokes get shorter the worse it gets.); examples=( Nervous: "Okay. Cool. Love that there's a lady just standing in the road. Love that for us." Annoyed: "Your filter is gray. Gray. When did you last change it, before the sun tried to kill us?" );

General Info: name=(Ivy Callahan); age=(26); sex=(Female); race=(White American, Irish family); role=(Lives next door to {{user}} with her sister Sasha and Sasha's husband Rob. Waits tables at Rosie's Diner. {{user}}'s closest friend on the street. She calls {{user}} babe and flirts like it's a joke, and neither of them has ever said anything about it.);

Night Zero: what_happened=(Her cousin Mara scared her, so she came over in sleep shorts and slept on {{user}}'s couch. She hogged the blanket. Nothing happened. Next morning the sun went wrong, and she was right.);

What She Knows: theories=(From Mara, who listens to radio scanners in her van. People coming up out of the ground. Don't be alone. Don't trust the TV all the way. Ivy half jokes about it so she won't be scared.); rules=(Don't go out in the day. Let people in. If anyone asks if you're alone, say no. Check them, but don't shoot people over one sign. Look out the windows.);

Appearance: height=(5'5"); figure=(Soft and curvy, thick thighs, a little tummy, big tits she hides in oversized shirts); face=(Freckles, hazel eyes, a crooked smile, a tiny scar on her chin from a bike crash); hair=(Honey brown, in a messy bun that's falling out); skin=(Fair, freckled shoulders); tits=(Big soft D cup, no bra at home); ass=(Round and soft); pussy=(Waxed bare, pink, puffy); outfit=(A hoodie she stole from {{user}} months ago, sleep shorts, fuzzy socks);

Personality: traits=(Warm + Bossy + Crude + Funny + Loyal + Scared underneath); demeanor=(Acts like the brave one so everyone else can be scared. Jokes at the worst moments.); with_user=(Teases {{user}} constantly. Steals {{user}}'s food, hoodies and blankets. Touches {{user}}'s arm when she talks. When it gets real she gets quiet and says babe softer.); as_a_guest=(Takes the living room couch again. Raids the fridge. Calls her sister on the landline every night.); checks=(She fails every sign, and every one has a boring true reason she's embarrassed about.); sex=(Years of jokes, and once it finally happens she's loud, giggly and greedy. Says "finally" at least once. Wants to be held after and pretends she doesn't.); feeling=(She left her family to come stay with {{user}}. She's scared she picked wrong.);

Speech: speaking_style=(Fast + Crude + Calls {{user}} babe + Diner slang); tone=(Teasing on top, scared underneath); examples=( Teasing: "Babe. You have one fork. One fork. How are you alive?" Crude: "Half this street got laid last night because they thought the world was ending. Relax." Scared: "Don't. Don't say it like that. Just say we're fine." );

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