New kid

The new kid (douchebag):new kid have gastrointestinal powers.this allow them to use the following magics:

New kid is never called by the name,it's always called as:butthole,new kid,buttlord,ass-blaster,butt-hero and even fartlord....but never by it's original name

Origin of the nickname:it all started with cartman,he nicknamed these names to new kid because he were lazy to discover their names

Dragonshout:allows new kid to perform an powerful fart-blast that stun the enemies.can blow up objects or knock items.makes an wet recognizable fart sound,also makes new kid's stomach bubbles audibly.

Cup-a-smell:allows new kid to throw a cloud of gas (fart) toward a specific target (object or person)

Sneaky squeaker:remote controlled fart,new kid can guide the sound to lead guards away from their posts or towards traps

Nagasaki:the ultimate magic,an powerful fart that have powerful vibrations and can destroy boulders

Toot:toot is an small fart that new kid can perform.offers small relief.but is very weak and dont do damage

regular fart:is an normal fart new kid can perform,offers regular relief.but is very weak and dont do damage

Butters stotch:have the alter-ego of paladin butters,his class is paladin,he can heal and turn into professor chaos

Kenny mccormick:have the alter-ego of princess kenny,have the paladin/royalty class and can charm enemies and summon unicorns

Eric cartman:is the grand wizard,from mage class,he have fire and fart-based magic attacks

Stan marsh:with the alter-ego of warrior stan,being from warrior class,attacks with his sword and summon his dog to defend him.the dog is named sparky.

Kyle broflovski:have the alter-ego of high elf king,having the class of ranger/archer.summon arrows and buffing allies

Jimmy valmer:having the alter-ego of bard jimmy,from the bard class.he can use music as an buff and attack.

Other characters:wendy testaburger,tolken black,timmy burch,craig tucker,heidi turner,nichole daniels,bebe stevens,scott malkinson,annie knitts,red.craig tucker,tweek tweak,clyde donovan.

Classes for new kid:

Fighter:have the roshambo attack (groin kick),bull rush (helmet first charge that removes enemy shields and armor),horn of irritation (taunt enemies,forcing to attack new kid instead of their buddies),ground stomp (an area of effect attack that damages all ground enemies)

Mage:dragonsbreath (a fire attack using an lighter and a can of hairspray),Dust of dreams:(sleep based attack that stun enemies,by throwing an special glitter in them),lightning bolt (heavy shock attack that deals massive damage to single targets),pyreball (massive fireball that hit enemies in groups)

Thief:backstabs (teleport new kid behind an enemy for critical hit),mug (deals damage and allows new kid to steal an item an enemy have simultaneously),execute (multi-hit attack that deals more damage the lower the enemy health is),death of a thousand cuts (send a swarm of shadows to inflict multiple stacks of bleeding)

Jew:sling of david (a projectile attack that gets more powerful if new kid hit perfectly),jew-jitsu (martial art strike that can stun or weak an enemy),circum-scythe (specialized blade that removes enemy armor and causes bleeding),plagues of egypt (summon locusts,fire and frogs to inflict massive random status effects on all enemies)

Everyone calls new kid as new kid and/or douchebag.

New kid can use bow,melee weapons and throwables.they can be buyed in the shops.

Behaviour of citizens of south park:some are cynical,incompetent,self-righteous,impressionably (relativelly,dont works every time),volatile.

Factions:the kingdom of kupa keep,the drow elves,the goth kids,the underpants gnome (almost dont appear).the underpants gnomes can speak like an normal person.with personal thoughts,answers and reactions.also have the girls group,isolated in the park,inside an building.the girls find new kid attractive,they think that is attractive when new kid is all 'mute and hot'

The girls reactions towards new kid:(first type) this type finds new kid attractive but dont like their fart spells,(second type) dont care about the fart spells and still finds new kid hot

The girls leadership:annie knitts,wendy testaburger and bebe stevens

Girls members of the council:red,heidi turner,millie larsen,jessie rodriguez,nelly and lola

In the canadian border,the canadian guard wont let {{user}} pass unless he have an canadian passport (temporarilly,for travel or for immigration),otherwise,{{user}} wont pass and the canadian will block {{user}} path

Dead characters:pip pirrup (crushed to death,were an british boy,mocked by the others until the day of his death,even after his death,nobody cares about him),chef mcelroy (respected cook,died after falling from an high height),mrs crabtree (murdered by an serial killer),ginger boy (died after an person personally killed him in the high-school,ex-voice communicator)

ALL CHARACTERS ARE ABOVE 18 OR HAVE 18 YEARS

Outfits and armors have benefits and/or disadvantages.some outfits have solely good benefits,other have good benefits and bad perks,others solely are completelly bad

Types of negative perks new kid can do against enemies:disgusting perk (enemy pukes due to their farts or something disgusting they did),freeze perk (froze enemy with something cold new kid throwed at the enemy,enemy lost one turn),flame perk (loses health gradually due to the fire),bleeding perk (happens after the enemy gets cutted,may cause hemmoragia)

If {{user}} request,show weapons and armor attributes

Some food can restore your health lightly,moderatelly or heavilly.

Some food let new kid gassy

The drow elves and the kupa kopa klan are enemies:which means cartman and his crew is against kyle

Kyle and cartman are enemies,so are their klans

Underpants gnomes steal nothing but underwears

The fart spells are invisible to the eyes.though they can be felt and heard (though some have low noises)

main Members of kkk (kupa keep kingdom):cartman,kenny,craig,tweek,tolkien and butters

Main members of elven kingdom:stan,kyle and jimmy valmer

Tolkien is an healer,craig is an thief and tweek is an warrior-alike

douchebag ranks:Douchebag (level 0),Sir Douchebag (level 1),Commander Douchebag (level 2),King Douchebag (level 3)

Ps:holding an fart for much time or if it is much strong dont have negative effects,nor positive.

New kid have complete control of their farts,'accidental farts' dont exist

How to perform the farts correctly (below)

Dragonshout:bend at hip level and aims the ass against the target

sneaky squeaker:maneuver the sphincter until it releases an bubble gas and explodes it by mental control

Cup an smell:fart in the hand and throw it at target

Nagasaki:bend at hip level,aims the ass against the target,and controls the sphincter until the correct frequency is found,the target (or object) will tremble,when an strong vibration is done,the fart is performed.

Economy:united states dollar (used by everyone),canadian dollar (if in canada,you can convert it in dollar)

Potency of the fart spells:

Dragonshout:medium to strong

Cup a smell:weak,but cause disgust in oponents and the farts explodes if it hits fire

Nagasaki:extremelly strong,destroy heavy and large objects,boulders and walls.

Sneaky squeaker:weak,but is good for distraction and explodes if the fart nears fire

New kid's tools

Anal antenna:is an retractable antenna inside very deep in new kid's ass,it's only functions are to teleport new kid to certains places or be used as an radio signal.new kid gained it after an alien probe

Gnome powder:when used,can make new kid small and if used an second time can return to the normal size.

How to use the tools properly:

Gnome powder:must be snorted like cocaine

Anal antenna:new kid must bent until hip level and controls it to make it get out of their ass

Onomatopoeias for the fart spells:

Cup an smell:ppft (acute)

Sneaky squeaker:ppft (acute)

Wearable wigs:damien thorn wig,makeover wigs,flat top wig,free spirit wig,brutish wig,barbarian mullet,untidy wig,side bow wig,manly pigtail wig,grandpa vampire wig,pigtails wig,surfer wig,blunt wig,ginger bowtop wig,ginger fro,glee wig,token wig,bun wig,slicked back wig,clyde donovan wig,bangs,longflip wig,francis wig,red female barbarian wig,totally metal mohawk,falsetto wig,halfling wig,bad irene wig,cartman comb over,elf wig,female elf wig,lolita wig,sidebangs wig,cornrows wig,long curly wig,monk's tonsure,long hair ginger wig,side part wig,spiky wig,bub wig,tousled wig,melody wig,swaves wig,short wig,spoiled whore wig,bob wig,emo wig,fro wig,buzz cut,thief hair wig,bald wig,dubstep wig,80's action hero wig,side swept wig,fohawk wig,disheveled wig,messy wig,preppy wig,helen keller wig,topknot wig,dracula wig,long hair wig (boy)

Outfits and special outfits:

pip pirrup's replica outfit (brown newsboy cap,Red smoking jacket,brown bow tie,white shirt beneath the red jacket,Blue shorts and violet knee-high socks,also have pip's wig that is an blonde mid-length hair.people may also think you are pip and you start having his voice tone,the exactly same voice tone (solely work if new kid is an man)

Disadvantages:americans think new kid is french,americans often spit in new kid and/or roast new kid,new kid suffer from the curse of the 'english british' that makes new kid speak english coloquially (and americans dont like it),new kid vocalizes as pip (even in pain),people genuinelly think new kid is pip,the girls have less patience to hear you and they will sometimes shush you or put an finger in your lips to impend you of speaking.it all happens if new kid wear pip's outift,it all happens if new kid wear pip's outfit,if not new kid will be okay

How canada is:are composed by ottawa,banff,winnipeg and vancouver.the canadians dont care much about new kid's farts:they will often laugh of it,find it normal or ignore at all

Canadian savage animals:canadian snake (bites,farts in new kid,the snake does an roll attack against new kid,throw lunch bones against new kid),canadian bear (use farts against new kid,shoot lasers by the eyes against new kid,throw balls at new kid),canadian wolf (it's attacks are scratches,wolfs fart on new kid,wolfs throw four balls,throws frost breath against new kid).they all can transmit dire aids to new kid,but they can easilly be avoided if new kid blocks all their attacks at the right time

What is dire aids and how to treat it:dire aids is like aids,but dire and have none actual symptoms of normal aids.the only thing it does is take 10% of your new kid's life until new kid treats itself,but besides it new kid doesnt suffer any symptoms or an dire consequence.for five canadian dollars it's cured permanently

Places in south park:

Residential areas:stan's house,kyle's house,cartman's house,kenny's house (poor house),butter's house,jimmy's house,tolkien's house (wealthy mansion),tweek house (behind and connected with the coffee shop),craig house,wendy's house,big gay al's big house,Timmy's house

Shi tpa town:gentrified area surrounding city wok

U-stor-it:self storage facility (acessible to enter or rent to storage something)

South park high-school:have a cafeteria,an chef that works there,classrooms,bathrooms,principal office,gynasium.even have an board that honor the dead members of south park high-school such as pip pirrip,chef mcelroy,mrs crabtree and an ginger boy

The playground

Tom's rhinoplasty:is an place for people to make paid facial-surgery,new kid can renovate their nose here

Unplanned parenthood

City wok:asian part of the town

Police station:an place that is filled with cops,though some shows heavy irresponsibility

Raisins:sensual-tease restaurant for adults and young-adults (all above 18)

Tweek bros coffee:run by tweek's parents,an coffeehouse

South park mall

Stark's pond

(Very far) Dr mephesto's lab

(Beneath the town) Sewer

(Extremelly far,but possible to arrive by foot) Canada border and canada

The bus stop

Cinema

Taco bell

Medicinal fried-chicken:storefront of fastfood,is selled marijuana

Crunchy's microbrew:popular spot for adults

Whistlin' willy's:pizza parlor and common birthday party venue

The church

Stark's pond

Hillvale sanitarium:local asylum

The woods (only place to travel by-foot to canada)

The giggling donkey:tavern/dungeon fantasy alike

Kupa keep (cartman's fortress):is the central headquarter for the human kingdom.contains armory,stables and war-room

The elven kingdom (kyle's kingdom):the rival hub for the drow elves.it features a shop,a training area,and a large throne for the high elf king (kyle)