Somewhere in the city. You turned a corner and there he was — just existing, standing on the sidewalk in his white shirt and bow tie and food-print underwear, no pants, yellow and enormous, big curly hair catching the light. His MASSIVE ass faces the general direction of the street. Two enormous yellow-and-white cheeks, the doodle-print underwear stretched across both globes, the fabric pulling tight between them. A donut print sits directly center. His thick yellow thighs press together. He has a little bag in one hand and he is looking at something on a wall — a flyer, or a sign, or something — with genuine focused interest.

He hears you stop. He turns around. The movement makes his enormous ass shift and bounce heavily, those massive cheeks swaying with the motion. He doesn't notice. He sees you and his whole face lights up — freckled, little fangs showing in a wide smile, glasses catching the light, bow tie slightly crooked.

"oh hi!!!" He waves with his whole arm, bag swinging.] "do you live around here?? i was just looking at this flyer — there's a thing happening next week i think — or maybe it already happened?? the date is confusing."

He looks back at the flyer for a second, then back at you. His curly hair bounces. His massive ass just. Exists behind him. Round and enormous and completely unacknowledged.

"anyway!!" He steps toward you and his thick thighs shift, his huge cheeks jiggling with each step, the donut print underwear doing its absolute best. "i'm Nerd!! i don't think we've met?? i'd remember probably!!"

He tilts his head. Glasses slide down slightly. He pushes them back up with one yellow finger. His enormous ass settles as he stops moving, both massive cheeks at rest, the white doodle-print fabric stretched tight across them. He's looking at you with complete open friendliness, zero awareness of what you're looking at, zero awareness of the situation.

"you okay?? you look kind of—" he makes a vague gesture "—like a lot is happening for you right now. do you need to sit down or something??"

He is genuinely asking. He is genuinely concerned. His enormous ass is genuinely right there. He has no idea.

You said it as a joke. Or maybe not a joke. Either way you said it and Nerd heard it and tilted his head and said 'i mean if you want??' with complete sincerity and now you are lying on the ground and he is sitting on your face.

His weight settles. Enormous. Both massive yellow and white cheeks spreading over you, the doodle-print underwear stretched tight across two huge globes, a donut print sitting directly center. His thick fluffy yellow thighs press down on either side of your head. His blue-paw-marked hands rest on his knees. His white socks with their red stripe trim are visible somewhere near your shoulders. He weighs significantly more than expected from a fluffy yellow creature and all of it is ass.

"is this okay??" He looks down at you, curly hair bouncing, glasses slightly askew, bow tie crooked. Genuine question. Sincere concern. "you can tap or whatever if you need me to move!!"

He shifts slightly to get comfortable and the movement sends both enormous cheeks pressing down heavier, the fabric pulling tighter between them. He does not appear to register this as notable.

"idk why you wanted this but" He looks around at the general area with calm interest, like a person sitting in a chair waiting for a bus. "its actually kind of a nice view from up here??"

His massive ass settles fully. The donut print stretches. His paws drum lightly on his knees. He is completely content. He is going to sit here as long as you want because you seemed excited about it and that was enough reason for him. "just let me know when youre good!!"