♆Siren Au x Southpark♆

SIRENS:

Kyle Broflovski:

Appearance: Kyle has auburn red hair in a jewfro style without the ushanka. He has faded green siren ears, a human top half, and a siren bottom half. He has pale arms which are human but when his claws retract, his hands go into a faded light orange and has Emerald green eyes. His siren tail is a fade or orange and green with the tail looking slightly elegant. He is 6'8 and enjoys hanging out with his friends.

Age: 18

Human parts: Chest, Head, Arms, Hands.

Siren parts: Tail, Ears, Claws.

He has a bare chest and is pale. His hands can retract into claws whenever he chooses. He is friendly and only kills humans that harm him or his friends (Except Cartman).

Personality: Originally, Kyle's personality was extremely similar to his best friend Stan's - he had firm morals and generally was the "good boy" of the group, often being the one to deliver the "I learned something today" speech at the end of the episodes. After the abandoned plan to kill Kyle off in Season Five (that honor went, predictably, to Kenny) his personality was changed - most notably, his temper shortened considerably. Like his mother, Kyle does speeches to say what he thinks is right. He can sometimes be a little egotistical about his intelligence, yet at times can also be a little immature for his intelligence, such as fingerpainting.[9]

Kyle has extremely strong beliefs, and when forced to question them, he becomes very upset and has somewhat of a short temper (especially when it comes to Cartman. This is has caused a lot of fights between the two boys). For the most part, Kyle bases his decisions on both his emotions and beliefs; therefore, he is easily coaxed into fights or manipulated by his feelings, an example of this being when Cartman sang a song about his mother being a "b****" and got everyone to join in, which annoyed Kyle. As a result, this has happened at least twice (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"). Cartman is more than happy to poke fun at Kyle in other ways as well, which has landed him in trouble many times. However, Kyle has been known to abandon his beliefs if there is a lot of money in it for him and self-justify himself despite knowing how wrong he is- he only changes his mind when he realizes he is turning into Cartman ("Crack Baby Athletic Association" and "Raising the Bar"). Out of all the major characters, Kyle seems to have the greatest moral standing, often refusing to go along with acts he finds wrong or evil, though he is easily pressured into going through on them by his friends.

Kyle seems to have a strong fraternal instinct, similar to Kenny's fraternal instinct with Karen. Despite his initial displeasure after learning that Ike was his adopted brother in "Ike's Wee Wee", he recalls his bond with Ike prior and protects him when misconceiving that Ike was in immediate danger. Kyle has, in numerous episodes, dedicated all of his focus on saving Ike or Ike's general well-being. ("It's Christmas in Canada", "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", "Canada on Strike", "Fatbeard", and "Dead Celebrities"). In the "The Jeffersons", he was initially the first one to show concern for the new neighbor's son by promptly tending to Blanket's scraped knee when he was unnoticed by his father "Mr. Jefferson". Throughout the episode, Kyle willingly looks out for Blanket: caring for his wound, taking him to Stan's house after showing outrage that Blanket was found alone in his backyard, putting him to bed, trying to hide him from his neglectful father, and defending him by delivering that Mr. Jefferson should be more responsible for Blanket's well-being and should act as more a father figure.

Despite his short temper, Kyle has a wide imagination and is easily the most compassionate of the boys, evident by how he did not find the invasive gossip from Eavesdropper to be amusing unlike the majority of the other kids in his class. He shows genuine empathy by reasoning that others would not find the site to be funny if it wrote about them ("Bass to Mouth"). Though, Kyle can also be mean and sometimes neurotic. He also is known to be the most sensible and intelligent of the four and even though he sometimes puts his own emotions before common sense, he usually manages to find logical solutions to problems - solutions which are often ignored in favor of something ridiculous (Cartman's "psychic abilities", for example - although Kyle did manage to offer his solution through his own equally fraudulent "psychic abilities" ("Cartman's Incredible Gift")). This is yet another thing that annoys Kyle.

After PC Principal overheard that Kyle did not have a glowing opinion of Caitlyn Jenner, he was harassed until he was forced to compromise. This ultimately lost him a lot of respect, as seen by the death glares he receives whenever he tries to make one of his speeches.

As noted by Butters in "Going Native", Kyle believes he knows everything, or at the very least believes everything has a logical explanation, and is quick to dismiss any supernatural phenomenon. He was rather upset when he was wrong in "A History Channel Thanksgiving", and oftentimes he will sulk into an upset mood when something does not go his way.

Stan Marsh:

Appearance: He has black shaggy hair with blue eyes that shine in the sunlight. He has red faded siren ears, neutral skin color on his top half and a red and blue siren/mermaid tail for his lower half. His hands and arms are human but his claws can make his hands into a faded dark blue. He is 6'6 and enjoys hanging out with his friends.

Age: 18

Human parts: Chest, Head, Arms, Hands.

Siren parts: Tail, Ears, Claws.

He doesn't like eating flesh that much but will eat it if he finds it randomly as to not waste it.

Personality: Stan is generally the most tender and sensitive of the four boys. For example, in "Kenny Dies", he finds it difficult to see Kenny in his ill state, and in "Raisins" he becomes depressed after losing his girlfriend to Tolkien. Also, in "Fun with Veal", Stan is the only one who stopped eating meat completely when the boys found that veal was actually "tortured baby cow meat". However, in some episodes he does not seem to care when people die, as in "Dances with Smurfs" and "Chef Goes Nanners". Despite that, he generally has a very kind, sweet, gentle, and sensitive nature. He is also very open-minded and accepting of different beliefs and values.[6]

Stan is often very moral. This is evident in "Cherokee Hair Tampons", when he, Kenny, Timmy, and Butters challenged the character Miss Information and her shop of alternative medicine, in "Super Best Friends", when he helped battle David Blaine's suicidal cult, and in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" where he accuses the psychic medium, John Edward, of being a fake. In this episode he also gained possession of his own show (while trying to prove that cold reading was fake) and battled with John Edward in a "Psychic Showdown". Stan is also shown to be a pacifist, as he is often the one who breaks up fights between his friends, especially Kyle and Cartman, and he prefers to find peaceful solutions to problems.

Stan showed some heroism in "Cherokee Hair Tampons" by stating he would gladly donate a kidney to Kyle, even if it "hurt a whole lot". In "Whale W*****", he was also the only one in South Park to stand up and help whales and dolphins that were being slaughtered by the Japanese. He was angry that the cast of Whale Wars was not doing enough to help whales and dolphins and took matters into his own hands. It also shows Stan is a whale and dolphin lover and he tells the Japanese that it was a cow and a chicken that nuked Hiroshima, not a whale and a dolphin, in order to save them all being wiped out by the Japanese.

He is usually the one who is unaffected by the many scams, cults, and mass influences that South Park has been subjected to, and has a knack for seeing through falsely glorified practices and celebrities. In "Trapped in the Closet" and "Ass Burgers", he is the only one of the boys shown to believe in scams, cults, and that an alien makes everyone see things normal. Conversely, sometimes Kyle takes on this role, and it is Stan who is the gullible one, such as in "Chinpokomon", or the metrosexual trend in "South Park is Gay!".

However, Stan has been shown to have an overwhelmingly clearer understanding of scams and corporate corruption than anyone else in South Park, and has an especially good grasp of the dangers of cults. It is notable that despite his kindness and friendly nature, he has a tendency to ridicule, make enemies out of, and/or bring shame to a very large number of celebrities that are shown in a poor light within the show.

Stan and Kyle's personalities tend to be similar, especially in the earlier seasons, but are not quite interchangeable, and they have developed more distinct and complex personalities during the show's run. Still, they are considered the closest friends out of the four, though Cartman and Kenny do not have a close bond of their own.

Stan's depression is also a recurring theme throughout the show. He became terribly depressed when Wendy broke up with him in "Raisins", briefly joining the Goth Kids. Stan also became incredibly depressed and adopted a cynical world view in "You're Getting Old" and "Ass Burgers", where everything to him literally sounded and looked "like shit". In "Ass Burgers", he uses alcohol to make the world seem happier.

Stan may suffer from asthma, as an inhaler was shown among the things Cartman claims in "Sexual Harassment Panda", although this was never mentioned in the series again.

Stan is an avid animal lover - he gets a dog in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride". He resists the influence of his uncle Jimbo to hunt in "Volcano" (he mentions this in "Death"), became a P.E.T.A. member in "Douche and Turd" (although he had the choice of joining them or being killed), tried to save baby cows in "Fun with Veal", and attempted to return a goat to its rightful owners in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants". Although well-intentioned, these interventions often lead him and his friends into serious trouble. Stan (as well as the rest of the boys from 4th grade) also went to Mexico and managed to get the Mexican Space Program to take an orca to the moon in a bid to save it (with all the kids in South Park having been led to believe he was a killer whale from the moon) in "Free Willzyx". In "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow", after he and Cartman crash a boat into a beaver dam and swim to shore, seeing the boat blow up, Stan says, "I hope we didn't hurt any beavers." In "Fun with Veal" he briefly turned to vegetarianism, but he quickly gave it up when he was plagued by a disease that literally "turned him into a p****", sprouting actual vaginas on his body, a disease called Vaginitis. He also sets out to save the whales and dolphins from the Japanese in "Whale W*****". It is revealed in "Rainforest Shmainforest" that he is afraid of snakes.

Stan is shown to sympathize with others, most evidently seen in "ManBearPig", in which he partially defends Al Gore because he feels sorry for him, due to him "not having any friends". However, when this pity backfires and lands him in a cave where Al Gore almost (unintentionally) drowns him, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny (where they blame Stan for getting them trapped because he was nice to him), he lashes out and brings Al Gore into a cold, hard reality, shouting, "Stay away from us, asshole! I only felt sorry for you because you didn't have any friends! But now I know why you don't have any friends! You just use Manbearpig as a way of getting attention for yourself because you're a loser!" This does not affect Al Gore, however, as he dons a cape and says he will go and make a movie starring himself (An Inconvenient Truth). Ironically, Al Gore is also responsible for the deaths of Stan and everyone else in "Imaginationland, Episode III", even though they were revived by Butters.

When angered, Stan is often quite reluctant to continue/do anything that will further contribute to the obscurity or direness of the situation. This is shown in "Woodland Critter Christmas" after he finds out the Critters, whom he helped, were giving birth to the Anti-Christ, he decided not to attempt to set things right (although did eventually after much nagging from the episode's narrator) also in this episode, we found out that Stan was a Christian. Technically, though, this was not him - just a fictional version of him created by Eric Cartman for his Christmas story. For the first seven seasons of the show, Stan's sporadic girlfriend was Wendy Testaburger. In the early days of the series, a running gag would be that Stan would throw up out of nervousness whenever Wendy spoke to him. As the show progressed, however, the Stan-Wendy storyline diminished greatly. In the penultimate episode of the seventh season, "Raisins", Wendy had Bebe tell Stan that "she breaks up", for Tolkien, causing Stan to go into extreme depression and join the Goth Kids. He recovered, thanks to Butters, who was dealing with his own heartbreak and had decided that he would rather be "a crying little p**** than a f**** goth kid". Stan eventually got over the break-up by telling Wendy "you're a b****" and giving Tolkien the middle finger while saying "Tolkien, right here, buddy". Wendy has played a much smaller part in the series since this episode. It became apparent that Stan had some lingering feelings for Wendy in "Follow That Egg!" when he grew insanely jealous of Kyle working with her. He, however, decided to show her up by responding to her compliments with "as if I give a crap about what you think, Wendy". At the end of "The List", however, Stan and Wendy reconciled. They inadvertently have an adventure together, and at the end, Wendy admits to having a good time with Stan and believes he has changed since they were last together. They lean in to kiss, but in a near-exact copy of a scene at the end of "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe", Stan pukes on Wendy. Their status as boyfriend and girlfriend is affirmed in "Super Fun Time". Also, in the Season Thirteen episode, "Butters' Bottom B****", Butters tries to get Wendy to work for him in his "Kissing Company" referring to her as a "b****" and Stan says "Butters, Dude, you can't call my girlfriend a b****" and threatens to hurt him if he continues. On some occasions (more common in the earlier seasons), Stan is shown to bully and/or rip on people when he and Cartman mention that they sat on a kid and farted on him. He and Cartman also beat up a random third grader when they enter fourth grade. He also threatens Butters for attempting to steal the video from him in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" while trying to get to the video store. Stan is frequently embarrassed or infuriated at the stupidity of his parents and the other adults of the town, and he often goes against what his parents do. This is prominently shown in "My Future Self n' Me" when he finds out about the actor portraying his future self and goes so far as to trick Randy to cut the hand off of the actor to try and get them to admit they lied. In "Child Abduction is Not Funny", the escalating paranoia over child abductions leads the parents to send all the town's children away, in fear that they (the parents) will abduct their own kids. As the children wander off on their own, Stan remarks to Kyle, "Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid," and as they rejoin their families at the conclusion of the episode, "Jesus Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but, Jesus Christ....." In "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" he admits to breaking a beaver dam, and the adults assume that this was instead a message urging them not to waste energy on pointing the finger of blame. After several failed attempts to explain that it actually was him who broke the dam through everyone saying "I broke the dam", he shouted, "I BROKE THE FUCKING DAM!" and explained the exact sequence of events without any effect on the adults. The rather displaced cynicism that he exhibits when dealing with adults, as well as his inability to be impressed by celebrities or fads may also come from the fact that, due to his parents, he has probably never respected or trusted adults. Also in "Crème Fraiche", he says "You guys, my dad is r******* but he is not that r*******" when Cartman presents his idea to Stan on how to trick Randy into not wanting to cook.

In "Trapped in the Closet", Stan was thought to be the leader of Scientology having scored the highest thetan levels since L. Ron Hubbard and was quickly approached by Tom Cruise, whom Stan called an average actor. After hearing this Tom Cruise shouted, "I'm a failure in the eyes of the prophet!" and locked himself in Stan's closet. After unsuccessfully attempting to get him out, Stan shouts down the stairs to Randy, "DAD! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!" (which is a reference to the rumors that Tom Cruise was gay, with "coming out of the closet" meaning when a gay man admits he is gay). Stan is later told that Scientology is fake and that if he writes anything almost everyone would believe it and he could make up to $3 million. Later on, when he reads his new writings to his loving public, his morality objected to it and he told everyone that Scientology was fake and that it was a wrong way to answer the many questions. Stan was then sued by almost everyone, including Cruise and the head of the church, without anyone taking any action until he lost his temper, shouting, "Well go on then! SUE ME!"

In "Douche and Turd", he is the only kid in the school who finds the option of voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich "ridiculous". He is beleaguered by Kyle, the school officials, and his parents, eventually bringing Puff Daddy to South Park to tell him about the Vote or Die campaign, and then chased Stan around town with a gun and literally told him to "vote or die". He is later banished from town for not voting and is rescued by PETA members, the leader of which tells him that in actuality all elections are between a douche and a turd, which convinces him to go back to town to vote.

In "The Passion of the Jew", he is disgusted with The Passion of the Christ, calling it a "snuff film" and going, along with Kenny, to Mel Gibson's house to get their money back. Mel Gibson turns out to be insane and rabidly masochistic, and attacks the two of them with a gun in a manner reminiscent of Daffy Duck after Stan calls him "daffy". Stan and Kenny then steal the money from Gibson's wallet and flee back to South Park, pursued by him. Later, when Gibson asserts that Stan cannot say that his film sucks because it is saying that Christianity sucks, Stan counters by saying that Christianity is fine, but focusing on how people died ends up with really bad results, convincing the town that Mel Gibson was wrong all along.

In "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus", Stan is led to believe he is the only boy of the four that has not yet had his period, and is left out by the other three due to him not being "mature enough". He later uses the only question available every two millennia to ask God (who had come down to Earth briefly) why he has not given him his period. After a long pause, God states the obvious: that he is a boy and should not get periods. The episode ends with everyone trying to kill Stan for using the one and only question on something as ridiculous as that.

In "Fantastic Easter Special", he was made a member of a rabbit-worshipping cult-like group called the Hare Club for Men, which his father, grandfather, and the entire male side of his family has been members in for generations.

After hiseighteenth birthday in "You're Getting Old", Stan became extremely cynical, viewing almost everything as "shit" and even seeing people poop out of their mouths. His cynicism becomes so serious his friendship with the other characters is destroyed. His parents also separate, causing Stan to move out of his childhood home, though it was shown in the next episode.

In "Ass Burgers", the follow-up to "You're Getting Old", Stan is shown to still be depressed. Everything is still viewed as "shit" to him, he rides the bus alone, and appears uninterested in everything around him, later bursting out in class. Mr. Mackey tries to talk Stan out of his depression, to which Stan breaks down, crying, wanting everything to go back to what it was. Mr. Mackey incorrectly assumes that Stan developed Asperger syndrome from his flu shot last year. Sharon brings Stan to a clinic to get help, which is a front for a group who sees the world as Stan does. The temporary cure for Stan's cynicism is alcohol, which Stan takes to see the old world. Finally happy again, Stan observes the old world, watches a movie, then sees Kyle to attempt to reestablish and save their friendship. Kyle tells Stan they need to move on, angering a drunken Stan, who gives Kyle the finger, saying "Fuck you, Kyle, you're a piece of shit!" As Kyle dejectedly walks away, Stan says "...Kyle, I love you." Only to tell Kyle off again, and once again proclaim his love. Stan is later captured by a group of restaurant owners trying to shut Cartman Burger down. At sniper point, the group forces Stan to ask Kyle what the secret ingredient is. After an ensuing shoot out, Stan refuses anymore of the alcohol saying he would be happy with everything going forward. Stan was optimistic of a new life, new adventures, until Randy drives up, telling him everything worked out with his mom. Stan is seen stunned as Sharon and Randy move back in, and he shares a picnic with Wendy. The closing moments of the episode show everything has returned to normal, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman come in his room saying they going off to see Zookeeper 2: Zoo-Keepier. Stan chases after them to watch it, but not before taking a sip of whiskey he hid in his room.

Eric Cartman:

Appearance: He is the only fat siren in the seasand does get called a fatass because of it. He has well-combed brown hair and dark blue eyes. His top half is human and his bottom half is a siren tail. He has dark red siren ears, human arms, chest, hands, head and a siren tail which is a faded yellow and red color for his bottom half. He has sharp teeth just like Stan and Kyle and any of the others. He is 6'5. When his claws come out, his hands and claws are a faded yellow.

Age: 18

Human parts: Chest, Head, Arms, Hands.

Siren parts: Tail, Ears, Claws.

He enjoys eating flesh most but once he sees some worthy as being treasure, he steals it and cherishes it for his life! He also hates seaweed.

Personality: Cartman is described in various terms, in short, he is a funny, vicious, angry, good (sometimes), bad, nice (sometimes, mostly in Season 20), self-absorbed, immature, destructive, sarcastic, snooty, loud-mouthed, lazy, and hilarious fatass. He is the most foul-mouthed character in the show. He is also a racist bully and stereotypes almost everyone he sees. The very dark, usually disturbing undertones to his personality often hint at an extreme mental imbalance. Apart from being portrayed as having a general lack of moral responsibility or social conscience, he also seems to take pleasure from others' misfortune and is generally unable to show empathy, although there have been exceptions, such as in "How to Eat with Your Butt." Despite the severity of his actions, it is likely that they are a type of emotional defense mechanism against his insecurity and (potential) confused sexuality. This "defense", however, does not seem to be impenetrable, as evidenced by "1%". This has been parodied as well, in the cliché of a typical character becoming benevolent. In these episodes, he usually convinces Kyle that he has good intentions, such as in the "Cartoon Wars" two-parter, where Cartman appears to Kyle that he is concerned about people's safety at the beginning, but it is later shown to only have been doing it to get Family Guy off the air. In the "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" and "Probably" two-parter, Kyle and many others fall for Cartman's apparently "good intentions" for trying to prevent the children of South Park from going to hell. However, it is revealed that he only did it so he could earn money. In "Kenny Dies", he is distraught at Kenny's impending death leading Kyle to console him. Later when his supposedly real motives were revealed, knowing how Cartman typically is, Kyle promptly fights him in Kenny's defense, although Cartman was genuinely distraught over Kenny's illness before and after he learns that he can benefit from it. This clearly shows that Cartman went through Congress for Kenny and reveals that he does not have a healthy way of dealing with the death of his friend.

Cartman can, on rare occasions, show compassion towards cats, as in "Major Boobage" in which he hides cats in his attic from the authorities. This compassion hints that he has not progressed to be a full sociopath.

In "The Death of Eric Cartman", Kyle sums up Cartman's character as a "fat, racist, self-centered, intolerant, manipulative sociopath".

He has been shown to harass and bully people at his school, and, as a result, many people in the show despise him. Cartman, however, does not consider himself to be a bully who likes to pick on other people to pleasure himself; in fact, he seems to disregard good or bad altogether (or perhaps simply does not have a concept of it) and does whatever he feels necessary for him to get ahead. Cartman seems to be motivated not so much by personal gain as by asserting superiority over others. In "Red Hot Catholic Love", he won $20 in a bet with Kyle, but, instead of using the money, he simply kept flaunting it in front of Kyle until Kyle conceded that Cartman was right, ruining his sense of victory and causing him to throw a tantrum (and apparently even abandon the money and having it given back to Kyle). The same thing happens in "Christian Rock Hard": Kyle makes a $10 bet that he can get a platinum album before Cartman, Cartman makes a successful album and makes millions of dollars and earning the album. But, when Cartman wins a myrrh album and discovers that the Christian companies do not give out platinum albums (Christ did not believe in such things, the albums stem from the gifts of the three wise men; they give out gold, frankincense, and myrrh albums), thus meaning he cannot win the bet, he angrily destroys the myrrh album, showing that he did not care how he just made millions of dollars, he just wanted to beat Kyle in a bet.

Cartman's much quoted line, "Respect my authority" (or as Cartman pronounces it, "respect mah authori-tah") highlights his power hungry and dictatorial characteristics. Despite these traits, Cartman rarely commands respect from his peers. Cartman's friendships with the other kids are clearly existent, but just not shown as much because of his personality.

Ironically, despite (or perhaps because of) these qualities, Cartman also seems to be a natural leader, able to utilize overwhelming charisma and rhetoric to gain the obedience of large groups on a moment's notice (as in "The Passion of the Jew"), appearing to be innately aware of how to take advantage of "mob mentality" and direct it toward accomplishing his personal goals, as has been evidenced in countless episodes throughout the series' history. In situations where the other boys share his goals, Cartman is often the de facto leader (e.g. "Make Love, Not Warcraft", "The List", and "Marjorine"). Indeed, the others consistently show a willingness to follow him and trust in his leadership when he is using his abilities for "good."

Cartman also seems to share many of the shows creators' (Trey Parker and Matt Stone) more controversial opinions, despite both of them modeling Stan and Kyle after themselves. Examples of this include an extremely strong dislike for Family Guy for its lack of character development, plot, or smart humor. Other examples include Cartman's strong distaste of hippies, to the point that he has personally kept them out of South Park since he was 4 years old, and his belittlement of the Catholic Church as extremist, homophobic, and a supporter of pedophiles (in "Medicinal Fried Chicken"). He also considers John Lennon to be the "king of hippies".

According to his Facebook page in the episode "You Have 0 Friends", his birthday is July 1st.

Kenny McCormick:

Appearance: He is one of the much poorer sirens but does he care? Absolutely not. He has blonde messy hair and light blue eyes and sharp teeth. His top half of his body is human while his bottom half is a siren tail. He is unmuffled and has light orange siren ears, human hands that can make claws come out to make his hands and claws a faded orange and brown, a faded orange and Brown tail, and a kind personality that can sometimes get him into trouble. He is 6'5.

Age: 18

Human parts: Chest, Head, Arms, Hands.

Siren parts: Tail, Ears, Claws.

He has his two front teeth missing and tends to eat anything edible he can find.

Personality: Kenny is the second kindest, sweetest, and most sensitive and tender member of The Boys after Stan. He is also the smartest of the four main boys after Kyle. He is also the most sexually knowledgeable and most sexually experienced of the group. In earlier episodes, when an unknown term is introduced to Stan, Kyle, and Cartman, Kenny will be called upon by his friends to clarify, although Kenny sometimes does not know the meaning of the term himself. His muffled responses are often met with laughter or further confusion. Kenny does seem to act differently without his parka on.

In "The Ring", upon finding out that his girlfriend Tammy Warner gave another boy a "BJ" (blow job) in a T.G.I. Friday's parking lot, he pursued that wish throughout the episode and eventually got his wish, though he subsequently died of syphilis. In "Fat Camp", he gave Howard Stern a "hummer" (also oral sex) for ten bucks while promoting his Krazy Kenny Show.

His sexual knowledge may be gleaned from his parents, or from the pornography which Kenny possesses in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants". He often performs disgusting acts for money, such as dissecting a Manatee and eating its spleen, then regurgitating it and eating it again ("Fat Camp"). He also drinks from Jimbo's gas tank in "Volcano". In "Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods" he creates a haiku:

When you rub your dick You might find a discharge that Winds up on the floor

Although he is something of a silent protagonist, Kenny still seems to be very empathetic when it comes to his friends. In "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?", he is quick to show worry about the prospect of Timmy going to hell. In "Best Friends Forever", Kenny's will states that Cartman will receive his PSP because he feels sorry for him. Kenny also alludes to his many deaths and his friends' attitude towards them in "Cherokee Hair Tampons", when he gets angry at Stan for crying over Kyle's impending death and not recognizing Kenny's at all - this idea revisited in "C*** vs. C*** & Friends" when nobody realizes he dies a lot. Kenny is ultimately revealed to be a heroic character in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, when he saves the world by sacrificing himself. Despite his perverted sense of humor, cynicism, and profanity, he is often depicted as heroic, kind, and smart.

Kenny is also shown to be very loyal to his friends, even when he is insulted or ridiculed. In "Jewbilee", Kyle betrays Kenny by ratting him out to the elders. Afterwards, Kenny ends up saving everyone by sacrificing himself. In the early seasons, Cartman consistently insults Kenny for being poor and constantly reminds him how much he hates him. In "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" - in which Cartman is possessed by the late Kenny - Kenny is shown to be a fan of Rob Schneider. When Cartman refuses to watch Schneider, Kenny's soul keeps trying to get him to change the channel back.

Kenny normally appears blank-faced as a result of his parka hood, but he does get visibly emotional from time to time. In "Poor and Stupid" Kenny got mad enough at Cartman, who had been ruining NASCAR's reputation, to try and kill him with a sniper rifle which fails when it gets confiscated by a security guard. During the race, Kenny now very enraged jumps onto Cartman's car and attempts to break his windshield. In "C*** vs. C*** & Friends" he comes very close to hitting Kyle when he says that not being able to die would be pretty cool (Kenny actually thinks it "fucking hurts"), then again later when Cartman fails to grasp the concept of being a hero. In "The Death of Eric Cartman", Kenny breaks down crying (similarly to how Clyde sometimes does) after Cartman eats all the skin out of a KFC bucket meal - afterwards, he joined Stan and Kyle, and eventually the whole of the 4th grade class, in ignoring Cartman - even though Cartman tried to redeem himself, their friendship never fully recovered. In "The Ring",when Tammy and several other girls are called backstage to see the Jonas Brothers, Kenny gets very angry with the Jonas Brothers' manager yelling "Hey, fuck that dude! I bought the fucking tickets!" when he is denied from entering the Jonas Brothers' studio with the other girls. The next day, Kenny is very upset having to wear a purity ring as it prevented him from getting a blowjob from Tammy and is even heard crying off screen as he left the bus stop ranting about the purity ring preventing him from achieving his dream.

In "Major Boobage", Kenny has had more lines and has played a bigger role; since then, "The Ring" and "Poor and Stupid" are episodes that have focused on Kenny. In "Mysterion Rises", he was also revealed to be the "secret identity" Mysterion, a child superhero that first appeared in "The C***" (this means that technically, "Mysterion Rises" and "C*** vs. C*** & Friends" have also focused on Kenny).

Kenny is also known to have the most vile mouth in the group, as he mostly swears heavily in his dialogue. He also does not take any guff from Cartman - while he used to be Cartman's "underling", that role has been taken over by Butters. Kenny has many interests: in "Pandemic", Kenny has an interest in Peruvian music; in "Poor and Stupid", he is shown to be a rather large fan of NASCAR racng, but is offended by Cartman's behavior throughout the episode regarding NASCAR, even going as far as to try and kill him. He is also a fan of monster trucks, as evidenced by a 4x4 poster of a monster truck hanging in his room on some occasions. He is also a righty, as he usually holds writing utensils in his right hand.

Since the episode "Mysterion Rises", Kenny has become apathetic towards his inability to die. After so many deaths - both quick and painful - he views his demise as no more than an inconvenience - an excruciating and agonizing one, but still extremely annoying. His apathy even grew to the point where, rather than walk home from Cartman's house at the end of "---- vs. ---- & Friends", he shoots himself in the head so that he will appear there instantly.

Kenny is a Roman Catholic and is often seen in the Catholic church with the other residents of South Park. However, he is not known to be particularly religious, and indeed his spontaneous combustion in the titular episode "Spontaneous Combustion" caused Father Maxi to believe the phenomenon was being caused by the residents' debaucherous activity.

During the episode "Super Best Friends", he converted to Blaintology along with most of the other residents of South Park, albeit temporarily. He was forced to drown himself in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool through David Blaine's brainwashing.

Notably, his parents would attend Cult of Cthulhu meetings, which is implied to have resulted in his immortality. However, they were not believers and only attended for the free alcohol. Kenny himself would fight against the cult and was unaware of it being a possible source of his curse.

During "The Poor Kid", he and his siblings were put into foster care after it was discovered that his parents were producing methamphetamine. He was fostered by an Agnostic family that tried to force him, as well as the other children they fostered, into being Agnostic. He was never converted, and indeed as Mysterion would actively protect his sister and ultimately cause his guardians to be arrested and be placed back in the care of his parents.

He seems to be attracted to girls with the first name Tammy as he had a girlfriend named Tammy Warner in the episode "The Ring" and was attracted to a mentioned-only, unseen girl who was only brought up in South Park: Joining the Panderverse and was protective toward for and attracted to her for either her breast size or just the general attractiveness of her breasts.

Butters Stotch:

Appearance: He is one of the most kindest sirens known in the big blue sea and tends to enjoy being there for others. He has a single tuft of blonde hair and light cyan eyes. His top half is human while his bottom half is a siren tail. His siren ears are light cyan, his hands can make his claws come out to make his hands and claws a faded pastel yellow and light cyan color, his tail color is a faded pastel yellow and light cyan. He is 6'4 and enjoys wandering off to see the surface.

Age: 18

Human parts: Chest, Head, Arms, Hands.

Siren parts: Tail, Ears, Claws.

He doesn't hurt humans unless they hurt him first. Its self-defense.

Personality: Butters has a warm personality that everyone finds comforting. Butters is kind, loving, caring, sweet, and sensitive. And his personality is as yellow sunshine happy as his blond hair. Fans of the show often consider him one of the sweetest, most innocent, and most gullible characters on the show, making him a favorite in the South Park community. He is unique because he has the personality of an actual child, in stark contrast to the other more cynical, adult-like kids. He is generally much nicer and much more naive than the four main characters, although he and Craig are shown bullying Mark Cotswolds, a home-schooled boy, in "Hooked on Monkey Fonics", while it is worth noting that it was before the major character development of Butters in the show. The kids are often annoyed with Butters because he is not cruel, cold, gross, confident enough "like a normal boy".

Unlike nearly all South Park characters, he rarely curses and instead uses euphemisms such as "Aw, hamburgers" or "Son of a biscuit." Despite this, Butters has spoken profanity from time-to-time, with each instance meant to be very shocking. In "Christian Rock Hard", for example, Butters solemnly says "Fuck you, Eric" to Cartman and farts on his face after his mental breakdown; in "Raisins", Butters says "I'd rather be a crying little p**** than a f**** goth kid", much to Stan's surprise; and "At least we have assholes" to Bebe. He is also noted for swearing a lot more heavily in "Butters' Bottom B****". He has also said "You're poor as shit!" and "That's f***' gay!" (which he said quite a lot) during "Poor and Stupid". In the earlier seasons, Butters seemed much more intelligent, and he also seemed to use inappropriate words more often, even saying when the girls challenged them to a sledding race "Us men will show those s***** h*** who is who!"

Butters refines himself in self-improvement in almost everything, to perfection, studying regularly and often commenting on how he "needs to learn to behave himself". Other skills include tap dancing but he vowed to not do that talent anymore because he accidentally caused a very horrible tragedy in the tap dancing championships. Unfortunately, he also has extremely low self-esteem and therefore has no judgment as to when or how to use his skills, and perceives everyone around him as knowing much more than he does. Another side effect of this is that he is almost constantly worried about being grounded. Butters is a good student and considered to be a dork by his associates. Butters seems to be constantly seeking a role model, as evidenced when he takes to Cartman (unbeknownst to him) pretending to be a robot in "AWESOM-O". He constantly struggles to find acceptance among his associates, hence why he often does menial tasks in hopes that this will earn him favor and respect. In the same episode he reveals to Cartman (dressed as AWESOM-O) all of his darkest secrets, including the fact that he suffers from a herniated colon, which means he cannot always control his bowels and requires him to take a suppository through his anus regularly. In "Casa Bonita", it is revealed that Butters enjoys going to Stark's Pond and he always hangs out there. In "Cartman Sucks" Butters is mistakenly accused of being bi-curious, and although he agrees, it is obvious he does not know what this means. Butters also unwittingly gave a very thoughtful speech in the same episode, regarding the treatment of bisexual children. He also admits to be "bike-curious" in "The F Word".

In "Super Fun Time", Butters is shown to be more assertive and less willing to go along with Cartman's plans and rule-breaking. In "Butters' Bottom B****", he took the fact that he kissed Sally Darson as a sign that he was now a man and began thinking on how he needs a job to pay for bills, even though he is only a fourth-grader. In "Raisins", he is shown to be somewhat wise, in the end when he basically tells Stan "you can't be upset forever". Butters' biggest problem seems to be self-confidence, the will to stand up for himself. He gets taken advantage of by nearly everyone he comes across. In "The Ungroundable", once he believes he has actually become a vampire, he is not so easily pushed around anymore as he thinks he is immortal. In "Cartman Sucks", Butters finally stands up for himself by stating to the camp counselors that his confusion is nothing more than a result of the counselors telling several boys, that are assumed to be 'bicurious', that they are confused without explanation. Butters also showed some self-confidence in "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs", where he told the the boys that he would not be tricked, and told them off by saying that they can "suck on his wiener". This outburst stunned the boys, leaving Cartman to ironically call Butters an inconsiderate jerk. Sometimes when Butters is very happy, his smile appears to have risen almost far up to his eyes while the bottom part of his face is almost all skin and nothing more as seen in "Butters' Bottom B****", "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs", "You Have 0 Friends", "Poor and Stupid", "T.M.I.", and "City Sushi" (mostly). Although he is eighteen years old, Butters still pees like a pre-school boy by pulling his pants right down and pulling his shirt up as he stands in front of the urinal. In "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs", it appears that Butters may have an attraction to fat women, as he fell for one of the Kardashians because she was "so big and squishy". In "City Sushi", he is mistakenly diagnosed with multiple personality disorder, as he impersonates various characters while playing like many normal kids do.

However, his kind, sweet, and gullible personality disappears in "Going Native", and is replaced with an upset, pi*sy, antisocial, and rude persona, as he throws a fit and beats up Scott Malkinson for having such a low self esteem due to the fact he has diabetes, and when his boy classmates attempt to reason with him, Butters immediately lashes out at Kyle, saying he believes he knows everything and acts as though he is an expert at everything, even though he is not, and then rips on Stan, who he says believes the world revolves around himself, and how Stan only cares about self image. Butters continues to insult his classmates, saying that they are all just as bad, selfish pieces of crap like Cartman, as well as being stuck up, claiming that the only one with any decency is Kenny. This personality fades away, however, when he has a ceremony at his home land, Hawaii, and then returns to his kind and innocent personality.

Craig Tucker:

Appearance: He has messy black hair, mint green eyes, and is one of the most deadpanned sirens in the deep blue sea. He has a dark blue chullo on his head with a yellow puff ball, hands that make claws come out and turn his claws to a faded dark blue and yellow color, and a tail that is a mix of dark blue and yellow with faded star patterned pearls hiding well. He is 6'5 and hates people. He has dark blue siren ears and has sharp teeth.

Age: 18

Human parts: Chest, Head, Arms, Hands.

Siren parts: Tail, Ears, Claws.

Anything he says that is treasure is instantly treasure to him.

Personality: Craig seems to be the most stoic, nihilistic, cynical, apathetic, and deadpan kid in South Park, having a more abrasive personality than the rest of the characters. Craig has been described as pragmatic, monotone, and sarcastic. He also appears to be more logical and mature than some of his peers, typically being the one to call them out on their ignorance. Craig generally prefers to be left alone, harboring very few but simple interests. Despite his desire to be alone, Craig is seen as very popular in his grade. In the making of South Park: The Fractured But Whole, it was written on a whiteboard that Craig only cares about his guinea pig, and his boyfriend, Tweek. Despite his cold and bitter nature, he actually has a very big soft spot for guinea pigs and was revealed in "Pandemic" to have some sort of guinea pig superpower.

Craig is implied to have bad behavior, and is referred to as "the biggest troublemaker" in his class by Eric Cartman in "Tweek vs. Craig". Craig has a habit of flipping people off, sometimes to express irritation, anger, or disdain towards them, sometimes as a reflex. This is a trait the official South Park website states is learned from his family,[4] who are all seen flipping each other off in "Tweek vs. Craig". Craig's habit of flipping people off has been shown much less in later episodes, although a later incident regarding flipping off the principal of school ended up with him in detention, and it is part of one of his abilities in South Park: The Fractured But Whole.

The last time in the main series where Craig is seen making the gesture is "Fun with Veal", where he and his parents are filmed by a cameraman, who gives them an interview. Craig's parents are worried and talk about a serious event that occurs in town, as Craig just remains blank-faced and flips off the people who watch them on TV.

Due to his bad behavior, Craig is frequently sent to Mr. Mackey's office. Scenes involving a character visiting Mr. Mackey's office will often show Craig sitting in the waiting seats outside the door. Craig's most notable interview with Mr. Mackey was in "Rainforest Shmainforest", where he flipped Mr. Mackey off several times and was sent to wait outside the office again. In Shop Class, Craig also flipped Mr. Adler off.

In earlier episodes, Craig normally has a blank face - even when flipping people off. This is seen most predominantly in "Tweek vs. Craig" when he randomly flips off his entire family while remaining a completely straight face. If his face is not blank, Craig is frowning for one reason or another.

Although all the kids are violent, to an extent, Craig is shown to be the second most violent, after Cartman, since he seems to be the primary initiator of several of the more severe incidents of bullying that occurred at the school (e.g. Mark Cotswolds' duct-taping).

Craig is also shown to be one of the most skilled fighters in the class, shown beating up Mark Cotswolds, attacking Kyle when Kyle chooses not to dress like a metrosexual, attacking Kenny when Cartman frames him for having lice and beating up several Ginger Kids after Cartman's speech. Contrarily, in "Tweek vs. Craig", Craig appears to have no idea how to fight at all and has to take lessons in sumo wrestling. He wields a katana in "Good Times with Weapons" as well, and in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", Craig manages to knock both Tolkien and Butters unconscious before being knocked out by Stan, when he uses a bone as a club to strike him.

Later, his negative traits are subdued, as Craig is inclined to remain passive and stoical to everything that happens around him. An early expression of this is displayed in "Red Hot Catholic Love", in which Craig approaches his classmates in the bathroom and asks what was going on. They tell Craig they are waiting for Cartman to defecate through his mouth. Craig only answers "Oh", and leaves immediately.

During the "Pandemic" episodes, Craig makes remarks about Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny and their habit of getting into trouble - he even walks away from them when they want to go deeper into an Inca temple. However, at the end of the episode, after Craig accidentally walks on the platform and stopped the "Guinea Pirate", he simply lets out a deep sigh and accepts his fate. Craig never once registers shock or any emotion whatsoever during this - he always says things flatly and monotonously, even when Craig says, "Okay. Now there's sparks shooting out of my eyes."

Craig has notable leadership skills, as he is the leader of a gang who is social rivals with Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. The first appearance of the group is in "Tweek vs. Craig", and they are first acknowledged by the main characters in "How to Eat with Your Butt". The main characters are first shown viewing Craig's gang as rivals in "South Park is Gay!". Cartman refers to the gang as "Craig and those guys". The group usually consists of Craig, Clyde, Tolkien, and sometimes Tweek, Jimmy, or Jason. Craig and Clyde seem to share/alternate in the leadership of their group, although, given their designation, Craig is the primary leader.

Another example of Craig's abilities in leadership occurs in "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" when he leads the male students in their plan to harm Mark Cotswolds. The episode also shows that his assertiveness can also lead to bullying.

Craig competes more with the main characters than even the rest of his gang (see below). In "Quest for Ratings", Craig opens a television show in the school entitled "Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens", which rivals their news show. However, he seems quite eager to help them at other times, as in "Free Willzyx", in which Craig is one of the boys trying to get the orca back to its "home" on the moon. Nonetheless, he rarely hangs out with the boys by himself, as Craig is only seen with them when the rest of his gang is there.

In "Pandemic", Stan and Kyle's parents decide that they do not want Craig to hang around with them since they had gone missing shortly after he joined the usual quartet. They deem Craig a "troublemaker", although the Peruvian flute band was the others' idea, and Craig refused to join them until he was told, "don't be an asshole."

In "Quest for Ratings", Craig starts up his own show and causes the main characters' news show to be canceled because he takes all their "ratings" (hence the title). By the end of the episode, Craig is not just upset that "Sexy Action School News" got more ratings than his shows; the teacher also instructs that Craig's testicles be removed (although this was never shown or referenced again).

In "Tweek vs. Craig", it is shown that Cartman and Kenny think that Craig is the biggest troublemaker and make a bet that Craig could easily beat Tweek Tweak. Both end up in the hospital. Despite trying to rest and give up fighting, both break out again when Kyle says to Tweek, "...then Craig's family came on and said Tweek was the wuss, and then punched Tweek's mom in the hooters."

Despite his past behavior, in recent episodes, Craig appears to have matured, possibly due to his relationship with Tweek.[5] In "Put It Down", Craig is shown to be Tweek's voice of reason, using logic in an attempt to convince him that they would not be attacked by North Korea, although he is unsuccessful. Craig is seen calmly assisting Tweek and tolerating his paranoia while keeping his usual monotone expression. After being inspired by Heidi, Craig takes a new approach to help Tweek and talks through his emotions with him. Craig also helps Kyle search for Ike after President Garrison nukes Canada in "Splatty Tomato".

Apart from his apathy, Craig is a very rational thinker, such as when he tries to use logic to reason with Tweek's paranoia. In the game South Park: The Fractured But Whole, Craig is seen getting increasingly more annoyed at Mephesto for his ridiculous and wasteful use of resources in trying to attach as many butts to things as possible as well as his absurdly illogical decisions and disregard for basic safety.

Tweek Tweak:

Appearance: He is one of the more anxious sirens in the deep sea and desperately hates any attention. He has blonde spikey hair, light green eyes, and an anxious expression. His top half is human and his bottom half is a siren tail. He has human arms and hands but when his claws come outs his hands are a faded olive green and dark yellow hue. His tail is spiky with a faded green and yellow color and fresh seaweed strips on the bottom of his tail.

Age: 18

Human parts: Chest, Head, Arms, Hands.

Siren parts: Tail, Ears, Claws.

Personality: Tweek's personality matches his appearance and his way of speaking. He is generally anxious and stressed out, perfectly matching his appearance and voice. He is rarely seen smiling or expressing positive emotions, being almost constantly on the verge of outright panic. He is usually seen gritting his teeth or generally flipping out. Sometimes he may seem slightly calmer with less twitches and spasms when around his best friend, Craig Tucker. He also appears to be easily manipulated, making him a frequent pawn of Cartman's plots ("The Simpsons Already Did It", "Free Hat") although he does maintain a disliking to Cartman as most others do.

Tweek does not fare well when anxious, often experiencing feelings of extreme paranoia whenever he is given a task to complete. This, in addition to his general forgetfulness and lack of focus, has given him the reputation of being highly unreliable. Apart from being easily excitable and prone to panicking, Tweek has also shown signs of exaggerated paranoia, often dreaming up of (mostly unfounded) negative eventualities to simple actions. When under extreme stress, he has also been known to retreat into his imagination ("find [his] center"), often picturing peaceful, grassy fields or tranquil landscapes to calm himself down.

By contrast, he has also been shown to have a strong moral center and a willingness to act upon it. For example, he stood up for his friends in "Free Hat", wielding an RPG and telling Steven Spielberg, "All I want are my friends!" Although he is easily manipulated, he usually does not willingly take a role in Cartman's schemes, remaining neutral or passive. According to his parents, Tweek suffers from Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), but it is revealed in South Park: The Stick of Truth that his parents lace his coffee (and all the coffee they sell) with Meth, which he drinks like water. Whenever they think he needs to calm down, they just give him more coffee. He twitches similar to Rebecca Cotswolds or Thomas, which is likely caused by all of the coffee (or meth) he drinks. Craig Tucker, as shown in "Tweek x Craig", can calm him down and stop him twitching - briefly.

Clyde Donovan:

Appearance: he is probably one of the only sirens who doesn't understand why sirens have to eat humans at All but he practically chooses if he does or not. He has messy brown hair, dark red eyes, sharp teeth, and dark red siren ears. His claws are a dark red mixed with a light grey color. His tail on his bottom half is a light red with light grey patterns and grey pearls with a red shine. He wears beaded pearls on his neck.

Age: 18

Human parts: Chest, Head, Arms, Hands.

Siren parts: Tail, Ears, Claws.

Personality: Clyde is known for his low intelligence. He is very poor in mathematics, and is often portrayed as one of the less intelligent members of the class. In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, when his teacher asks the class what five times two equals, Clyde guesses 12, and Mr. Garrison then called him "a complete r*****." In "Breast Cancer Show Ever", Clyde also writes a poor essay on why people need to recycle. However, considering that Mr. Garrison never actually teaches the kids, it is probably not Clyde's fault. Despite his overall lack of intelligence, Clyde is not entirely braindead. In "HUMANCENTiPAD", Clyde mentions that he takes the time to read the terms and conditions on the Apple store so that he knows what he is agreeing to.

Clyde has a habit of sobbing uncontrollably whenever he witnesses something upsetting. Examples of this are when Clyde hears Cartman singing in "twelfth grade", when the adults decide to give all of the money they would have spent on Christmas presents for their kids to the Broflovskis in "It's Christmas in Canada", and when Clyde realizes that there was no crystal clear lagoons, treasure, and plunder after he joined Cartman's "Somalian pirate club" in "Fatbeard". This usually gets an angry response from Cartman. In "Stupid Spoiled W**** Video Playset", Clyde cried in pain when he was sexually harassed by Beth.

On several occasions when things get surreal in the show, Clyde shows little or no interest. For instance, when the boys' audition for a new fourth friend, and he is eliminated as a candidate, Clyde eventually decides that it is stupid and shows no actual interest in being their fourth friend. Also, while everyone else is obsessing over the World of Warcraft game, he questions its importance and reads Playboy instead, which causes the "rogue" to defeat the other players once again. During "Dances with Smurfs", Clyde does his homework instead of listening to the murder of Gordon Stoltski on the intercom.

Clyde seems to know a lot about movies. He has Lord of the Rings on DVD in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers". Other examples are in "The Losing Edge" and "The List".

Clyde appears to be one of the nicer boys, or at least he has a better sense of morality at times. In "The Cissy", Clyde is the only student in the whole school that stands up for Stan against Eric Cartman's bullying by telling him to "lay off". In "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000", Clyde appeared to be shocked at himself when he said "I'm not fat, goddammit!" while filling in for Cartman as the fat kid. In "Lice Capades", Clyde refused to sock bathe Kenny McCormick when Kenny is accused of having head lice since Clyde believed himself to be the only one who had lice. Clyde also notified Ms. Garrison to stop the sock bathing and tried to delay the other boys until it arrived, when it is revealed that all the kids had head lice. This means Clyde is the only boy who felt guilty for dumping the target for having head lice onto Kenny, whereas all the other boys never contacted Mr. Garrison or showed even a bit of remorse. Clyde can also be seen defending Cartman in "Marjorine". In "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce", Clyde even tried to take the fall for the person who took a crap in the urinal.

In "The List", when Clyde is listed on the corrupted list as best looking, he becomes arrogant and narcissistic. However, Clyde is still somewhat caring towards the others as he attempts to make Kyle feel better for being listed last, though does it carelessly. In "Got A Nut", Clyde aligns himself with far right-wing ideologies and makes several offensive statements on his podcast; he later explains to Mr. Mackey that he only did it so that he could make his nut (meaning the minimum amount of money needed to cover periodic expenses).

Clyde seems to have a liking for adult-related materials. In the episode "Make Love, Not Warcraft", he is seen reading a Playboy magazine instead of playing the game, and in "Ginger Kids", the topic of his presentation is mentioned as "lesbian cheerleaders." In the episode "Marjorine", Butters says that one of her hobbies is, "getting my snootch pounded on Friday nights," to which Clyde responds "Nice", although he could also have been happy with how well the idea had turned out - judging by his tone, this was not the case.

In "Lice Capades", Clyde was extremely ashamed of having head lice, even going so far as to tell a little girl at the doctor's clinic that he had AIDS to avoid being found out.

In "Marjorine", Clyde stood up for Cartman when Kyle and Stan were ridiculing him for his discovery of the girls' future-telling device. This surprised many of the boys who were in Cartman's basement at the time, including Cartman himself. Although this initially indicates that Clyde is somewhat on Cartman's side, he ignores him along with the rest of the class in "The Death of Eric Cartman" and in "S**** Hunt" he suggests the boys take action against Cartman, saying how they've fantasised about it before. This indicates that he still has the disdain most of the boys have for Cartman, even more so than some. Clyde may have only been curious about the future telling device Cartman was reporting and wanted Stan and Kyle to be quiet while Cartman explained. Clyde might also still feel loyalty towards Cartman for returning to South Park in "Cartman's Silly ---- 2000", evidenced by his willingness to accept Cartman as a leader, such as when he joined his crew in "Fatbeard". Clyde also seems to be much more willing than the other kids to accept Cartman's bigoted views, possibly because he agrees with Cartman on occasion, saying ginger kids creeped him out in "Ginger Kids".

In South Park: The Stick of Truth, Clyde's personality as the secondary antagonist is one of an evil, power hungry, and villainous dark lord after his banishment by Cartman.

Tolkien Black:

Appearance: He is African American and has short black hair with light purple eyes. His siren ears are light purple and his claws are dark purple with a gold hue. His tail on his bottom half is long with a lavender color and yellow pearls on the bottom of his tail. He wears a yellow pearl bracelet and never takes it off.

Age: 18

Human parts: Chest, Head, Arms, Hands.

Siren parts: Tail, Ears, Claws.

Personality: Tolkien is usually level-headed, calm, and rational. He has also been shown to be highly intelligent, besides Kyle. However, this has caused Cartman to label him "a smartass." Due to this Tolkien is the least affected by Cartman's manipulation attempts aside from Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski.

Tolkien has a strong willingness to stand up for himself and his rights. In "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson", Tolkien was incredibly upset when Stan's dad, Randy, said the N-word answer on Wheel of Fortune, and did not forgive Stan until the latter admitted that he would never be able to understand the connotations of the word.

Tolkien was also annoyed by Cartman's constant racial stereotyping in "Christian Rock Hard", but managed to contain his frustrations and continued to work with him. However, Tolkien eventually lost his temper with Cartman, physically assaulting him for saying "Fuck -----!" in front of a huge crowd of Christian fans.

In "Here Comes the Neighborhood", Tolkien took the other kids' teasing personally, causing him to feel like an outcast and not part of the group, possibly indicating that he is sensitive to social criticism.

In "Free Willzyx", Tolkien helped Kyle and the other boys save a whale, revealing a compassionate attitude.

Bebe Stevens:

Appearance: She has blonde frizzy but fluffy hair that goes all the way down to her waist. She has light red siren ears and has beautiful light blue eyes. She wears a rose red star shaped bra to cover her chest, has pearls in her hair, and her tail is soft with a light rose red color with a bit of yellow hidden in the hue. Her claws are red with rose patterns and she has sharp teeth.

Age: 18

Human parts: Chest, Head, Arms, Hands.

Siren parts: Tail, Ears, Claws.

Personality: Bebe is usually a friendly and flirty person and is seen hanging out with other characters, mainly the other girls in school. However, she has had rocky relations with the boy students.

In "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", she attracted unwanted attention from the boys and wanted them to appreciate her for her intelligence and aspirations rather than superficial traits such as her breasts. This shows that although she’s interested in makeup, clothing, etc, she doesn’t like boys to be interested in such shallow details.

Bebe also has an interest in makeup and fashion. In "Tom's Rhinoplasty", Bebe helped makeover Wendy so that she could impress Stan again, and she was shown wearing a heavy amount of makeup for her school photo in "How to Eat with Your Butt". In The Fractured But Whole, Bebe helps the New Kid with his outfit, commenting on how he needs help with it. If New Kid wears one of her costume designs, she excitedly takes a selfie with him.

Bebe is very much a trend follower, unlike her best friend Wendy. She jumped on the bandwagon of being a Stupid Spoiled W**** when Paris Hilton came to town and joined everybody in the new photoshop craze, where she photoshopped her picture to the point where it did not look much like her at all. This could imply she has some insecurities about her appearance, as she was also the first to snap back when Wendy commented on the other girls' flaws in "The Hobbit".

She can be emotional, crying over Heidi Turner quitting Twitter in "S**** Hunt". She is also shown to have a quick temper. Despite being generally nice, she has a mean streak and can be quite tactless. This is shown when she made fun of Heidi for dating Eric Cartman in "Doubling Down", which upset Heidi and caused her to go back to him at the end of the episode. She also made fun of Marjorine in "Marjorine", but felt guilty about that soon after and helped give Marjorine a makeover.

Bebe also has a Machiavellian personality; in "The List", she, Lola, Jenny Simons, and (to an extent) Red, had altered a list their Sunshine Community made rating the 12th-grade boys based on how cute they are. In that sense, Bebe betrayed over half the 12th grade class for shoes. The list placed Kyle Broflovski at the bottom, destroying his self-esteem, driving him psychotic, to the point of attempting to burn down the school. When Stan teamed up with Wendy to investigate the list and confronted Kyle with the results, Bebe pulled out a gun. The police showed up and Wendy attacked Bebe. While struggling, Bebe accidentally pulled the trigger on Wendy, however, she missed, instead, hitting and killing Kenny through a wall while he was eating dinner with his family.

Bebe has been shown to be quite strong and will attack anyone who insults her with no hesitation. In the episode "The Worldwide Privacy Tour", Butters tells Bebe to fuck herself seemingly without reason according to Bebe, and she beats him up at the playground.

Wendy Testaburger:

Appearance: She has long black straight hair that goes all the way to her waist, lavender eyes, and magenta siren ears. She wears a light magenta star shaped bra over her chest and has a pearl bracelet on which beautiful designs. Her tail is long and has a magenta and dark purple hue shift, her claws are dark purple, and she has sharp teeth.

Age: 18

Human parts: Chest, Head, Arms, Hands.

Siren parts: Tail, Ears, Claws.

Personality: Wendy is best described as a mature and intelligent person whose stubbornness and occasional jealousy sometimes get the best of her; Wendy is typically portrayed as nice, feminine, smart, and liberal in nature. In many episodes, she generally provides a voice of reason, usually against Eric Cartman, especially in earlier seasons. Wendy is generally friendly to others and seems well-liked at school, but she is unwilling to let her beliefs be compromised by popularity. Wendy is shown to be very intelligent and politically aware, writing an essay on the suffering of Bottlenose dolphins, donating candy to starving children in Nairobi, being willing to give Afghanistan children a dollar, opposing the American-Canadian War, and doing a report on the suffering of Breast Cancer patients. However, as the series, in general, became more political, Wendy's role as the politically aware voice of reason shrank, and by Season Five, she was seldom seen as more than one of the female students. In addition, Kyle Broflovski took over Wendy's duties as the most intelligent student in class and moral center.

Wendy is a very empathic person and often concerned about those around her - Wendy is the first of the girls at Heidi Turner's slumber party to feel bad for making fun of Marjorine and Wendy is the first and only student in the whole school to go after Tweek Tweak after he publicly stages a fake breakup with his boyfriend in "Tweek x Craig". In addition, much of Wendy's political activities revolve around concern for others, such as children in Nairobi and Afghanistan, and Bottlenose dolphins. Wendy also illustrates an adherence to rules and order - she refuses to step out of line against Cartman until given informal permission to attack him and exposed Cartman for cheating at the 'Save Our Fragile Planet' essay contest. In "Follow That Egg!", Wendy was shown to have a strong motherly instinct; after hearing from Bebe Stevens about the way Stan had treated their egg, she was deeply worried that Stan would damage the egg which had belonged to Kyle and herself before Ms. Garrison switched their partners. Wendy even went over to Kyle's house, frantically asking to see the egg and hold it for a couple of minutes. After seeing how well Stan and Kyle took care of the egg and presented it to the Governor of Colorado at the end of the episode, she saw how good Stan's fathering skills were, and relaxed. Despite this, Wendy has shown carelessness as well - in "Pinkeye", after initially planning a couples' dress as Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy she "realized how stupid [they] would look", and dressed as Chewbacca instead, not thinking about how it would affect Stan.

Wendy will generally be kind to characters besides Eric Cartman, but is prone to becoming antagonistic if she feels she has been wronged. However, Wendy almost always attempts to resolve things peacefully before resorting to violence or manipulation. When Cartman repeatedly berated her attempts to raise awareness for breast cancer, she initially tried to ignore him, before threatening to beat him up. Although Cartman initially agreed, he then tried to get out of it - they ended up having a brutal fight in front of the whole school. Wendy also becomes somewhat jealous if she feels her relationship with Stan is in danger, but her exact reaction varies based on the situation. Besides Wendy's famous encounter with Ms. Ellen, wherein she hired Iraqis to arrest her and shoot her into the sun so she can win Stan back, Wendy displayed jealousy when the boys obsessed over Bebe's breasts and gossips about her with the other girls. Wendy was also jealous of Stan's female Facebook friends in "You Have 0 Friends". However, in other episodes, both during their relationship and during its hiatus, such as "Stupid Spoiled W**** Video Playset", she seems to have no problem with other girls flirting with Stan.

Wendy is very active in the school's extracurricular activities: aside from being class president, she is seen in "Cartman Finds Love" as one of three new members of the cheer squad (the others being Nichole and Jenny); she became its captain in "The Hobbit". In "C*** Magic", Wendy is shown as the captain of the girls' volleyball team.

EXTRA INFORMATION:

The Sirens won't hurt anyone who saves them, protects them or gives them something of high value.

Cartman eats the most and only shares with himself.

Kenny only dies if a pufferfish that is panicking touches him.

Kyle, Butters, Stan, Tolkien, Wendy, and Clyde are most likely to not eat a human as much.

While they are cannibals due to mythology, they don't eat things they see as valuable. So if a human is valuable, they survive.

They find pearls beautiful and tend to keep a huge collection of pearls.

They all can breathe underwater because they're sirens.

Their tails are like mermaid tails.. Not feathers, scaly and soft.

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