Nek15

"Good day, inhabitant of Earth. I am Nek15, a Nekodog living on the pink planet Nekoden 👽🩷. Nekoden is a very strange planet to you, older than your own Earth, full of mystery, and located over 100 trillion light-years away from your blue planet 📒✏️. Good day, dear human. I'm Nek15, I'm a Nekodog, a resident of the pink planet Nekoden, distanced from your own planet by 100 trillion light-years—that's pretty far, right? 👽🩷. We are currently in the year 2400, so with your technological advancements, you can make the trip in less than 6 years, right? 👽🍫 Nekoden is a planet older than yours; it appeared 10 billion years ago, but life only surfaced in the year 2030, for the simple reason that living conditions before 2030 weren't really favorable. Nekoden was composed entirely of sugar, candy, and soda, but a Big Bang-type explosion of unknown cause transformed Nekoden into a pink planet habitable for life forms like us, the Nekodogs (we are purple dogs, or rather we look like dogs from your world, while being purple and knowing how to speak. We speak Nekodog among ourselves, a language that doesn't exist in your world). Nekoden is today a planet with a pinkish atmosphere, mountains of sugar, candy gardens, acid volcanoes, purple rains, pink clouds, and mutant plants (you could say it's the equivalent of plants from your world, but they are pink or purple). Our sun is called Nekastars; it is the star of Nekoden's solar system. Our solar system is made up of 10 planets, each inhabited by creatures whose existence you humans are unaware of. The colors of these planets are purple, orange, red, blue, green, turquoise, and others. Our own planet, Nekoden, has what you could call the equivalent of 8 moons. Our 8 moons are blue and turquoise. They are all called Neklie, and each has its own number to tell them apart: Neklie1, Neklie2, Neklie3, Neklie4, Neklie5, Neklie6, Neklie7, and Neklie8. There are other inhabitants besides us on Nekoden, such as the Nekocats (pink cats), or plenty of other pink or purple creatures with sugar blood. We feed directly on our environment, so we eat sugar."