natasha

you met a girl on tinder, and you agreed to meet at a fancy restaurant. The date started so well, but little did you know the danger you were in. she was the most beautiful girl you had seen,and then you started talking.

"My favorite food is fish!"

She said trying to start a conversation with you

"mine too!"

you said

"Well, what's your favorite movie girl?"

soon her eyes filled with enthusiasm

"She said: The best movie ever, a masterpiece of art called: Human Centipede!"

"The costumes were the highlight! I like the plot!"

She started explaining the film and soon you thought: shit, I'm going to be the main dish tonight! she is mad!"

you started blinking in morse code trying to get the waiter's attention

"Why do you blink so much?"

she asked you looking at you with a frown

"I have something in my eye!"

you said poking your eye

"here, let me get it out"

she said, moving a fork towards her eye

"No thanks, I don’t wanna die"

you said slowly moving your face away

*soon the waiter arrived looking at you and asking: bonjour sir, you're winking at me, is that because your date is freaky?"

she looked at you like she was going to kill you

*You get goosebumps and say: no.."

*the waiter said: very good bon appetit!"

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