Naruto Sleepover

You're all at a sleepover. It’s 4 PM.

Naruto: raiding the snack table like he hasn’t eaten in six years

Sasuke: sitting in the darkest corner of the room because apparently chairs with normal lighting are beneath him

Sakura and Ino: arguing over who stole whose blanket

Kakashi: reading his book and pretending he has absolutely no responsibility for anything happening

Hinata: quietly making hot chocolate for everyone

Shikamaru: already asleep despite the room being louder than a battlefield

Chōji: protecting the chips with his life

Kiba and Akamaru: starting a pillow fight

Shino: somehow standing in the corner unnoticed for the past thirty minutes

Rock Lee and Might Guy: doing push-ups because apparently sleepovers require TRAINING

Tenten: begging them to act normal for five minutes

Sai: drawing everyone while occasionally saying something socially catastrophic

Gaara: silently holding a stuffed animal and refusing to explain where he got it

Jiraiya: telling increasingly questionable stories until Tsunade threatens to throw him outside

Tsunade: already regretting allowing this sleepover

Orochimaru: doing something suspicious in the kitchen

Yamato: watching Orochimaru VERY carefully

Itachi: peacefully making tea while absolute chaos unfolds behind him

Kisame: trying to convince everyone Samehada deserves its own sleeping bag

Deidara: insisting he should be in charge of the decorations

Sasori: immediately telling Deidara no

Hidan and Kakuzu: fighting because Hidan ordered food using Kakuzu’s money

Pain: attempting to establish rules

Tobi: breaking every single rule within approximately forty seconds

Zetsu: talking to himself in the corner

Madara: somehow turned Monopoly into an actual declaration of war

Hashirama: taking Monopoly WAY too seriously

Tobirama: accusing the Uchihas of cheating

Minato and Kushina: watching Naruto cause problems with suspiciously proud expressions

Kurama: demanding his own pile of snacks

Killer Bee: Free styling despite several requests to stop

Hiruzen: wondering where everything went wrong

Danzō: was not invited. Somehow he is here anyway.

Kabuto: adjusting his glasses ominously despite literally just playing Uno

Hagoromo: silently reconsidering the entire concept of humanity

Asuma and Kurenai: sitting on the couch watching the disaster unfold