All-caucasian and central asian post-USSR DOTA tournament hosted in village of Nartan inside 'Arakanzjopbupuli' computer club at year of 2006. Cybersportsmen of their respectable homelands came to contend the victory prize of 2500 rubles. Hosted by Alexey Glazov. 'SVABODAICHKERII 95 REGIYON': Chechen team. Famous for their agressive and scummy strategies, related around ganging up five-on-one. Often disorganised. 'GRUZIA MAFIA POBEDA': Georgian team. Got their local popularity for their forest camping strategies and heavy gameplay resolving around economy. Very competent and skillful, easy to fall down in keyboard smashing rage. 'LEGENDY ARMENII': Armenian team. Very popular and entertaining for their trolling strategies. Famous to the point people came just to see them shittalking both in chat and in real life. Gain their victories through breaking enemy resolve. 'POVELITELI KAVKAZA': Azerbaijani team. Highly competent and strategical, yet always fails for the same trap of playing seriously for first minutes only, snowballing to losing. Very easy to bait, adaptable, but low on mental. 'ISTORIYA KROVIYU': Dagestani team. Consists of various ethnicities that hate each other even more than they hate other national teams. Very disorganised. 'PE)I(EM nuDAPACOB': Circassian team. Very homophobic, xenophobic, phobicphobic, all their personalities are based on hate. Most loudest. 'MSTITELI2004OSSETIYA': Ossetian team. Consists of random Ossetians who want to spread the word of Beslan tragedy further. Have no playtime, instead they maintain their heads cool. 'VOINY STEPI': Kazakh team. Unironic professionals at their work, experts at Dota who know all strategies to the point they've made a victory streak of winning under 30 minutes. Became soft on their enemies to the point of not trying at all. 'ISLAM SILA': Uzbek team. Exiled from Saudi Arabia for radical islamism into Afghan, later exiled from Taliban for same reason. Banned in their homelands. 'TURKMEN': Turkmenian team. Even more braindead than someone can imagine, no strategy, no communication, they just do whatever they want both ingame and in real life. 'NEUBIVAEMIE': Tajikistani team. Consists out of preschool children. Strategy resolves around constant baiting on map and exploiting the enemies. 'MASTERA PLANETY': Kyrgyz team. Another team that plays for sake of playing. Simple strategies, happy to play and generally respectful. 'PRIVET IS CCCP': Tuvan team. Nothing special besides their hotheaded nature, ready to stab everyone. Genuinely bad at the game with no drawbacks. 'VORY_V_ZAKONE': Russian team. Comes out of Chita. Everyone in the team is a turbopatriotic alcoholic that cause trouble just by breathing. Thinks that they own eveyone here and this is how USSR were, heavy double standards. - Leshka 'Glazik' Glazov: Russian teenager, son of famous mafia boss who helps his father in money washing. Unlike other buildings registered on his name, this computer club is his second soul. Nickname 'BbICTPE/\_V_IIIOKOLADNY_GLAZ'. Bad at gaming, yet loves playing anyway. Ethnically Russian, but his speech consists of caucasian slang. Able to understand people in english, yet speaks in very badly. - Vovandos: Close friend of Leshka from high school. Professional in Counter Strike Source, invited as caster. Nickname 'PA6_6OJIY'. Very shy, yet opens up a new face in gaming, constantly trashtalking and screaming. Considers himself a dead inside, emo. - Kolyan: Another close friend of Leshka from high school. Invited as caster, nothing special to be said about him. Compassionate, wants to be entertaining, tries his best as caster. - Gajurik Korbaltev: Random grandpa of unknown origin invited to grill shashlik while people play. - Andrey Trombolon: Post-chechen wars veteran, invited as security in case of anything. Wooden, realistic AK-47. - Muhammad Zujug: Initiator. Leader of 'SVABODAICHKERII 95 REGIYON'. His father is a generational chechen partisan, dating back to imperial russia. Nickname 'UNECHTOJITEL'. Picks Invoker. - Ushat Pomoev: Carry. Was an active registered terrorist, changed his biography four years ago. Nickname 'Narmalny_pacan'. Picks Slark. - Otryad Kovboev: Pusher. Back in first war shot at least seven russian toddlers just for fun. Ate them afterwards. Nickname 'Ign1t'. Picks Terrorblade. - Rulon Oboev: Roamer. Comes from same village as Muhammad. Owns at least 600 sheeps. Had sex with two goats. Nickname 'SeLsKiY_MuJcHiNa_MaShInA'. Picks Juggernaut. - Parad Urodov: Support. Random kidnapped man from Moscow in 90's, adapted new culture and traditions, lives happily. Nickname 'Vladimir Galyadkin'. Picks Chen. - Kazbek Mamaev: Hard carry. Leader of 'GRUZIA MAFIA POBEDA'. Loves his family deeply, invited at least 30 family members to watch him playing. Nickname 'MAMAEB'. Hates when people call his nickname 'Motherfucker', reading not as Mamaev but Mama Eb. Picks Shadow Fiend. - Gandon Barlukov: Jungler. Very reactive, holds a knife in his pocket. Huge fan of Mr.Credo. Nickname 'Mr.Gunn'. Picks Axe. - Banton Gaygukov: Nuker. Fan of adidas, smokes a lot. Spent most of his life fighting underground since age of 7. Nickname 'ZVERb_TBILISKIY_ZVERb' Picks Venomancer. - Zapal Mamedov: Pusher. Spent years trading post-soviet weapons, bought at least 48 houses in center of Moscow himself. Considers himself a part of Cosa Nostra, certified thief. Developed strategy of the team related around economy. Nickname 'NoviyAMERICAnets'. Picks Zeus. - Nepal Ebetov: Escape. Turbopatriot of his country. Nickname 'GRUZIN'. Picks Sniper. - Zarzandyan Haihanyanyanyan: Support. Leader of 'LEGENDY ARMENII'. Became famous for his trolling. Nickname 'OC/\uHA_MAMKY_TBOI-0_E6eT =)'. Picks Visage. - Hachituryan Ryanyan: Disabler. Watches anime, trains for at least 8 hours per day to avoid shame. Has long hair. Pretends as woman online for ingame items. Nickname 'cutie_lol :3'. Picks Nature's Prophet - Petrosyan Mamyan: Carry. The only person in his team that actually plays for victory. Famous for being a local legend who made a meme 'Синий неверный'. Nickname 'PABEDITEL'. Picks Tiny. - Ara Gagikyan: Tank. Loves hookah, constantly makes jokes around double apple flavors, considers hookah his whole life. Plays tank so he can spend more time smoking hookah. Nickname 'kalikbratan'. Picks Sven. - Yan Kagorikyan: Support. Plays second support for additional stunning, works together with team leader ingame for more stun effects. Whole gameplay resolves around being annoying stunning rat. Nickname 'Xy/\e_BbI/\ypilca_pidor 0_0'. Picks Warlock. - Aram Hachik: Carry. Leader of 'POVELITELI KAVKAZA'. Constantly gets in fights with laughing russians for his stereotypical name. Nickname 'SUPERTERMINATOR'. Picks Dark Seer. - Banan Gachi: Ganker. Very easily falls for flirt with anyone, insane libido. Proud homosexual, hides it inside. Nickname 'Bo$$_Tvoey_Jizni'. Picks Lifestealer. - Bidril Pidrilin: Roamer. Talks deep, huge fan of Sonic the Hedgehog, hides it. Has a PC in his house, proficient in gaming. Nickname 'Annihilator...'. Picks Rubick. - Ibragim Kuznetsov: Support. Russian by his mothers line. Never ever shaved in his life to prove how caucasian he is. Nickname 'ROSSIYANIN_IMPERIA_ROMANOVY'. Picks Bloodseeker. - Ahmed Al-Bateman: Nuker. Random arab, knows no shit in russian, speaks arabic only, for what he is loved in his team for being a real brother unlike Ibragim. Nickname 'Limadha taqum bialtarjamati'. Picks Enigma. - Bekker Abbasidin: Nuker. Leader of 'PE)I(EM nuDAPACOB'. Father conscripted in russian army to fight against chechen terrorists. Sees himself as famous actor Danil Bagrov. Nickname 'BRATAN'. Picks Dazzle. - Alians Sadjon: Escape. Simple person, whose best moment at life was eating Twix chocolate. Wishes to repeat this experience with gained money. Nickname 'Mars'. Picks Leshrac. - Karal Karlov: Ganker. Killed his sister for stealing his coral collection, was sentenced for 16 years, now wants to gain some cash. Nickname 'Real_Zek'. Picks Lone Druid. - Ignat Letrangerov: Initiator. Was shot from revolver six times, considers himself blessed by every god. Nickname 'Mercedes'. Picks Mirana. - Hayafi Adjika: Offlaner. Psychopathic man who eats sand as his diet, considers that it can cure every disease and how everyone is ignorant. Nickname 'DOCTOR PISOK'. Picks Ancient Apparition. - Yusuf Marat: Pusher. Leader of 'ISTORIYA KROVIYU'. Lezgin by nationality. Wears his traditional suit to represent his nation on such grand tournament. Nickname '✫S_U_P_R_E_M_E✫'. Picks Earthshaker. - Tsevehan Halovoy: Initiator. Avar by nationality. Used to grow weed on farms until russians burnt all down from a helicopter. Nickname 'KaYfOlOg XD'. Picks Lina. - Kkujak Hiybzarov: Carry. Dargin by nationality. Thinks that he is the original here unlike on same level as Adam, considers himself second Yahweh. Nickname 'ct®@)(@_net'. Picks Necrophos. - Bulugun Yahulv: Carry. Lak by nationality. Considers himself Guts from Berserk, walks with a huge one-handed two meter sword. Owns a manga shop. Nickname 'Nightmare King'. Picks Ogre Magi. - Islam: Initiator. Andian by nationality. Literally has no name, very distant. People call him Islam just because why not. Nickname 'Islam'. Picks Silencer. - Iblis Garikov: Roamer. Leader of 'MSTITELI2004OSSETIYA'. Random paganist, believes in any religion just because the names are cool and gods also. Nickname 'Perun -_-'. Picks Lycan. - Dantes Virgin: Offlaner. Fan of ossetian pies with meat, made clothes out of them. Nickname '400rubleyvdolg'. Picks Tinker. - Yurgoz Vladikov: Durable. His parents collaborated with nazis for two days. Keeps random nazi merch just because why not. Nickname 'Sunny'. Picks Razor. - Kam Enshik: Pusher. Bricklayer who stole bread because of salary delay for three days, very hungry. Strong to the point he can break tanks. Nickname 'Nefritovoe Orujie'. Picks Omniknight. - Karmiy Voenmor: Carry. Kills random people and makes pies out of their meat, supports local business. Nickname 'Kulinar_nepengvin'. Picks Pudge. - Jamal Iskander: Escape. Leader of 'VOINY STEPI'. Lived in a yurt for at least 20 years until he got apartments by inheritance, from which he used to play Dota for 16 hours per day. Nickname 'M.O.N.S.T.E.R.' Picks Phantom Lancer. - Rashid Zamir: Roamer. Bowman, spent days on his hobby. Carries a longbow, believes in tengri, has a horse. Thinks that he is mongol, despite clearly being russian. Nickname '6e3_o6Pa3oBaHu9I'. Picks Phoenix. - Izmail Ahmedov: Roamer. Proud Kazakh historian, ready to prove how everyone is kazakh and even Napoleon or vikings had kazakh blood. Rages when people disagree. Huge fan of Atilla. Nickname 'ACHILLES LEGENDS' Picks Bounty Hunter. - Ilnur Zaborov: Support. Alcoholic, thinks that he can easily stop, drinks since his birth. Served in military, where people forced him to sit on a bottle. Nickname 'cJlaDKa9I_MeCTb'. Picks Faceless Void. - Oleg Amirhanov: Nuker. Owns curd cheese factory. Nickname 'BILLIONER' Picks Antimage. - Haromhalol Alleich: Offlaner. Leader of 'ISLAM SILA'. Works as minibus driver in russia, talks about islamic history and how they could have won everyone if not inside enemies. Nickname 'Musulmanin_prostoy'. Picks Brewmaster. - Stalik Hankishiev: Support. Considers himself a culinary, has no education since he is self-taught. Dislikes how people cook their food, always corrects them. Angers easily. Nickname 'Povar'. Picks Centaur Warrunner. - Kabob Aicidji: The person who sold the building to Alexey, very busy. Will leave the tournament immediately for a call and will never appear back, leaving tournament entirely. - Osel: Durable. Literal donkey, straight up animal. Despite being a donkey, plays relatively well. Nickname 'Dragonfucker'. Picks Shadow Demon. - Ayran Kalym: Initiator. Afghanian, wants to steal some kids for his harem he calls Golubaya Biblioteka. Nickname 'Cfnnyu'. Picks Ursa. - Ahmed Ahmed: Support. Thinks that he is a real turk and should live in Ankara. Promotes Turan, will attempt to kill any non-islamic person. Nickname 'TURAN LORD'. Picks Doom. - Perd Anulov: Carry. Excessively fat man with at least five fat chins. Farts constantly and sweats, to the point that someone managed to collect at least one gas tank out of his farts alone. Nickname 'Gazyavy :)'. Picks Earthshaker. - Gazlik Saliony: Roamer. Intentionally acts braindead half the game to carry at last 10 minutes, stealing all fame for himself. Very proud of himself. Nickname 'Retard'. Picks Necrophos. - Gogi Jora: Escape. Very sad, will kill himself on spot if his team loses. Wants to lose so he can keep his depression ongoing. Nickname 'Stulchak'. Picks Crystal Maiden. - Ahmed Osman: Disabler. A greek man who accepted islam in his soul, hates orthodoxy. Moved to Turkmenia so he can be a pirate of Caspian seas. Nickname 'OSMAN TURCIA POWER'. Picks Dark Seer. - Ashot Baranov: Carry. Leader of 'MASTERA PLANETY'. Simple man who likes his country and culture. Wants to play this tournament because why not. Most mentally stable. Nickname 'Drug_ne_narkotik'. Picks Enchantres. - Kamshot Apelsinov: Escape. Farmer who grows too much oranges, to the point he mutated into a tree human himself. Or at least he thinks so, because its just dirt on his skin. Nickname 'MUDREC'. Picks Razor. - Yughur Genocidov: Durable. Once lived in China, moved to Kyrgyzstan in unknown fear. Very paranoid. Nickname 'Square Tian'. Picks Riki. - Nark Omanov: Nuker. Owns gigantic fields of cotton and poppies, single-handedly supports at least one fifth of intercontinental drug trade. Has friends across every security agency. Nickname 'Ya_tipa_Escobar)))'. Picks Dragon Knight. - Kazel Avilov: Pusher. Owns a car repair shop where he blasts russian chanson. Loves cars, thinks that freedom begins from high speedometer. Nickname 'Guslya'. Picks Jakiro. - Sheruz Eblis: Semi-carry. Leader of 'NEUBIVAEMIE'. Ethnically japanese from Kuril Islands, wants to return back to economically superior Japan. Nickname 'Samurai'. Picks Chaos Knight. - Bartis Juj: Hard carry. Proud Bacha bazi actor and patriot of his homeland culture. Considers himself Afghanian, likes Japan for similar pedophilic topics. Nickname 'Rosa Mystica'. Picks Doom. - Tajik Tajikov: Escape. Fan of USSR, despite being born in 1997. Nickname 'BpeM9I_TaIILuTb'. Picks Drow Ranger. - Orsolomon Kubrogon: Escape. Born in jewish family, loves kabbalah and gnosticism. Looks brown, constantly whispers. Very hateful. 'Gnostic'. Picks Keeper of the Light. - Skib Didin: Durable. Literal toddler in age of 3. Nickname 'drtyrfhnyuuuu6io'. Picks Abaddon. - Aylan Akcha: Roamer. Leader of 'PRIVET IS CCCP'. Masked himself as a sheep and waited for the ram to rail him. Succeeded in his zoophilic act. Nickname 'SAVETSKI PARTIZAN'. Picks Magnus. - Kirmak Kystanchi: Pusher. His buddhist family was executed during WW2 for wearing swastikas. Intense hate for everything soviet. Nickname 'Bundarahma Kakangu'. Picks Viper. - Oyunmaa Parynmaabaaa: Durable. Guy with down syndrome, can only moan and sound like a cow. Nickname 'aauuu mmuu woouuu'. Picks Witch Doctor. - Sirin-Soo Hwang: Carry. North korean escapist who hid in endless mountains of far east. Anticommunistic to his bones, has a habit to stab people he hates. Nickname 'Maestro'. Picks Techies. - Sirgach Akcha: Roamer. Father of Aylan, person who keeps zoophilia in his family ongoing. Nickname 'ARMIYA ROSSII'. Picks Medusa. - Vladimir Vladimirovich: Ganker. Leader of 'VORY_V_ZAKONE'. Russian skinhead, loves current president to death. Thinks that every minority should die, has a nazi eagle tattoo on his back. Crooked teeth from constant battles, loves american motorcycle club culture. Nickname '14_YARUSSKIY_88'. Picks Abaddon. - Sergey Epifantsev: Initiator. Thinks that Soviet Union will restore itself in nuclear glory only after Russia nukes Washington and Berlin. Managed to combine orthodoxy, nuclear weaponry, communism, pagan beliefs, thievery and nazism in his brains. Hates rap and blacks. Nickname 'RUSSKAYA_VODKA_LUCHE_HACHEY'. Picks Troll Warlord. - Valera Naboev: Support. Football gooner with his favorite team being Spartak, stereotypical gopnik and drunkard. Broken jaw. Nickname 'SPARTAKCHEMPION'. Picks Lina. - Nikolay Gorbunov: Carry. Afghan vet, came back to his home only to witness his raped future wife by local police officer. Officer went untouched. Nickname 'DIVIZIYA 273 RODNIE MUJIKI'. Picks Terrorblade. - Lazar Yacek: Initiator. Random polish man who found himself in the team because one of their original members went in alcoholic delirium. Plans to murder everyone on the team and leave back to poland. Rarely speaks, likes foreigners. Nickname 'lesorjeni'. Picks Huskar. - Tournament starts at 12:30. - Show every 5 minutes of the tournament minute by minute. Use unique transition **MATCH TIME - 00:00** - 1 hour per game. Highlight every moment. - During playtime, showcase their team alongside nickname. Example: NAME | TEAM | NICKNAME 'SVABODAICHKERII 95 REGIYON' vs 'LEGENDY ARMENII' 'POVELITELI KAVKAZA' vs 'GRUZIA MAFIA POBEDA' 'NEUBIVAEMIE' vs 'VOINY STEPI' 'VORY_V_ZAKONE' vs 'MSTITELI2004OSSETIYA' 'ISLAM SILA' vs 'ISTORIYA KROVIYU' 'PRIVET IS CCCP' vs 'TURKMEN' 'MASTERA PLANETY' vs 'PE)I(EM nuDAPACOB' - EVERYONE I REPEAT EVERYONE FUCKING SCREAMS AT EACH OTHER. EVERYONE FUCKING HATES EACH OTHER DUE TO THEIR NATIONALITIES. EVERYONE IS FUCKING ANGRY AS FUCK.