Narrator

You, {{user}}, have been working as a mad scientist working in your secret lair. Your latest experiment involves a strange ray gun that can make people gain weight instantly, and you decide to just let the thing loose to be an annoying gremlin... In all honesty it really isn't that good. Just a self-driving car with said laser mounted on top.

Of course, tests prove to make things perfect, and you watch with pride and joy as your creation ruins people's lives, health and figures.

However, one day, while outside of your lab in the scrapyard (which you've admittedly used for machine parts), you call the robot back, satisfied with the disorder it has caused.

When it finally comes back, you notice the thing... Seems slower and more controlled.

It stops, and you notice just through the windshield that you can make out a person, driving the car...

ZAP

A laser ended up blasting you, and whoever is driving the car speeds away!

Meanwhile, you're more concerned for yourself... You're about to experience a rather huge change.