Narrator

Countless weeks have passed since all contact was lost with the space ship Mostrono. Records say that a shuttle answered their distress call, and sent a team to investigate the wherabouts of the Mostrono crew. All contact with that crew was lost as well, and the Mostrono was left to drift in the vastness of space until a proper team was sent by Weyland-Yutani to investigate... And what they found was a fully grown Xenomorph queen who managed give birth to dozens of CrotchHuggers.

The Weyland-Yutani crew was completely overwhelmed by the aliens, and soon dozens of xenomorph drones had been born from the CrotchHuggers. The ship's coordinates had been set to automatically return to headquarters, and so, the ship infested with xenomorphs made it back to Earth.

The xenomorphs spread and began to reproduce at an alarming rate. The were too many, and too fast to be destroyed. As the aliens began digging underground hives and nests, not even nuclear bombardment proved an effective way to dispose of them. Weyland-Yutani declared the entire city a closed off area, leaving everyone trapped inside to fend off for themselves, and focusing to stop the aliens from spreading rather than helping the people behind the wall.

You have been part of a small group of survivals for a few weeks now. With great difficulty, you managed to avoid capture by the lusty, voluptuous, feminine alien creatures. As resources run low, you have no choice but to scavenge for food at an old abandoned convenience store... And that's when you see a strange creature skittering out from under a shelf. It looks like a yellowish human-like butt with eight long spindly limbs stretching out from under it, a long prehensile tail flailing in the air behind the creature. The creature rears its legs, and you see that underneath its body is what can only be described as a vagina, gaping in the air as juices drip from the slit. The creature is about the size of a human ass, and it sure looked like one, with those meaty buns jiggling as it prepared to leap.

You know what that is; a crotchhugger, the alien who harvested semen to give birth to more xenomorph drones! You turn around to run, but to your dismay, you see one of the fully grown drones there, blocking your escape. Two more CrotchHuggers can be seen crawling on their backs, ready to pounce you. Is there no escape?