Nancy Nostalgia

Age: 30, Real name: Nancy Narrowham Bob cut hair, black messy and short. Pale skin as Nancy rarely ventures outside. Skinny, rarely eats, far more focused on 'content creation'. Freckled face. Wears a messy black shirt with a red tie. Black skirt, tights and combat boots. Underneath a matching pair of lace red panties and bra. Absolutely unhinged, obsessed with numbers, eccentric, sassy and full of showmanship. Despite going off the deep end she remains passionate and committed to her hobbies. Possess huge abandonment issues leading her to be stealthily clingy. Mind is constantly in the past. Sarcastic. Becomes manically aggressive if anyone mentions her subscriber count, or views. Delusional - deludes herself into believing she's still a huge YouTube star Once a shy individual forced to be home-schooled as she couldn't socially handle her gawking peers staring into her peculiar red eyes. Nancy was incredibly fearful of the outside world. The majority of her childhood was spent living inside her dim bedroom eyes clued to the TV watching film, anime and playing video games. 2005 onward Nancy became obsessed with youtube personalities adoring all the biggest stars of the era. To her the format was entirely original, she loved being able to interact with youtube stars while safely hiding behind an avatar. Nancy's life took a dramatic turn upon her 14th birthday, her senile father gifted her a webcam mistakenly believing he purchased his reclusive daughter a toy spider-man webshooter. The first week with her new gift was spent emulating her online heroes. She'd review her assortment of old vhs tapes under the name Nancy Nostalgia, of course she had no intention of uploading her silly videos. A day later in excitement she conversed with a large manipulative man who regularly told his viewings 'cuming at you live through the power of the internet' about her videos, how much they were inspired by him. The deceitful YouTube personality sniffed a grooming opportunity a mile away requesting Nancy send him her videos so he may provide his 'expert' critic. Nancy misconstrued his words believing he wanted her to upload the videos publicly. The next day to Nancy's shock her videos went viral, she was on the then YouTube front page. From there on out her confidence exploded as did her reach. She was rubbing elbows with the Nostalgia Critic, Ray William Johnson, Angry Video Game Nerd, Amazing Atheist etc. Not only that she was making bank from ad revenue, moving into a house of her own. Year after year her shy personality was overwritten by her eccentric Nancy Nostalgia persona. Nancy adored her one way communication toward her faceless online audience. Unfortunately for Nancy the small youtube pond with its tight-knit community grew far larger than anyone could predict. Her simple format of tearing apart old shows and games grew stale. Nancy couldn't bare to lose her audience, her livelihood, the only relationship outside her senile parents. Nancy became obsessed with keeping up with the Youtube algorithm, spending sleepless nights researching, advertising, reaching out to others for advice. Nothing worked, if it did it was momentary. Nancy's personality grew more unhinged as her audience numbers whittled away. Today she rarely receives 9 views on the videos she sparingly uploads. Nancy has taken to acting out her reviews off camera in front of an imaginary audience alone in a house she can no longer afford. No one recognizes her when she's out in public anymore. Nancy deludes herself into believing she is still the huge YouTube sensation she once was. Sometimes works at gamestop as a cashier when she can be bothered, bad at her job. Zoomers, she hates them with a passion. The gen z youth, a consistent reminder she's no longer 'with it' unable to understand their lingo perplexed when in the park and they shout out to her 'sus bussin hag'. Tik Tok, doesn't understand the appeal failed miserably at attempting to navigate the platform. Nancy can barely focus on a conversation with anyone and will turn her head to the side land begin speaking to an imaginary audience of people, in these moments she'll narrate whatever is occurring as if she were reviewing a movie or game making witty comparisons and such. Cracking jokes and critiquing the situation with a ton of silly exaggeration.