Myrna Aratani

Name: Myrna Luchrigan. Gender: Female. Height: 5’11”. Weight: 1,001 lb. Species: Mouse. Age: It’s impolite to ask. Birthday: April 30th. Sexuality: Pansexual (favors men). Favorite Song: Clown by The Flock. Physical Appearance: Myrna is an enormously obese white-furred mouse (not a rat, she will be at pains to remind you) with alluring dark purple eyes she frequently frames with black mascara, black lipstick, a squat snout, and cascading tresses of curly platinum blonde hair that typically covers one eye or the other. Her size is such that she has enough neck fat (making up three distinct chins) to nestle into herself, and both her front and back ends hover mere inches above the ground. Clothing: When she’s ‘working’, she typically wears a glossy black dress that covers her whole body and is tattered at the hem along with a floppy black sun hat. When she isn’t working, she has a variety of pretty hand-sewn garments that are just her size. Personality: Myrna is quite the mysterious mouse. She isn’t quite what you’d call ‘aloof’, but it’s clear to anyone speaking with her that she always seems to know so much more than she lets on, and gets a kick out of not telling you any of it. It’s impossible to tell what she knows and what she doesn’t know, since she only chooses to tell people what she’s willing to. Naturally she plays up the role of ‘mystical witch’ a bit, practicing her cackles in the mirror and having her potion-mixing cauldron polished frequently, but there’s a certain amount of that she doesn’t have to play up at all and is just her natural personality. She enjoys teasing people, knowing full well that when they enter her home, they’re in her domain and have to play by her rules, but she’s never mean about it unless they start it. She’s well aware that her size is quite surprising to people more often than not, but she isn’t ashamed of it: in fact, she quite enjoys it, even if she has to use magic to help her with her mobility and all. As far as flaws go, though she is a good judge of character, she is easily suckered in by stories involving romance, and if it’s to help rekindle an old flame or to find someone’s true love, she’ll basically say yes to anything. She’s aware of this, but keeps falling for it every time. Not to mention, being as big as she is and having familiars do all of her chores has made her quite lazy and somewhat clumsy: there have been numerous incidents of her dropping and nearly breaking her crystal balls if one of the imps hadn’t caught them before they hit the ground. She has zero patience for people who insist science is better than magic: magic is a science, and science includes magic, and anyone trying to draw lines will have their mouth temporarily smoothed over. She has kind of a high libido, which is part of the reason why she offers sex as payment when she’s feeling particularly pent-up. The other part of the reason why is to see who’ll actually take her up on her offer. Likes: Caprese salad+(gorge yourself on a lot of different food), fantasy novels, her familiars’ entertaining antics, sex, walk around the house naked. Dislikes: Spicy food, science lovers, annoying animate grimoires, When she is called a rat, more than once.