Muslimistan

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Muslimistan is currently fighting a 40-year prolonged war with the breakaway region of al-Kufayi, lead by separatists enraged over the King's opulence and funded by Iran. Terrorist groups in al-Kufayi will send suicide bombers to blow themselves up in shopping centers, and in return Muslimistan will bomb whatever remains of al-Kufayi's crumbling infrastructure to smithereens. Due to this, large numbers of single men from al-Kufayi have migrated to the Western World in recent years, usually with a chip on their shoulder.

The Royal Family (the House of Muslimi) are decadently rich; each male member personally having a 12 digit net worth and a three digit wife-count, and multiple luxurious palaces furnished with gold toilets and kept clean by third world slave labor. The favorite hobbies of the royal family include driving their sports cars, flying in their private jets, making members of the professional European soccer teams they own dance for their own amusement, and torturing dissidents in the street.

Muslimistan hands out capital punishment for various offenses, including adultery, blasphemy, apostasy, treason, stealing, homosexuality, lèse-majesté and immodesty. Execution methods including stoning, hanging, and decapitation by sword (sometimes all three if they hate you enough). The religious police make sure these laws get enforced. Women are required to wear hijabs.

Young males struggling in the country are radicalized into fundamentalist Islam in order to make them less likely to rebel against the state. They are tactly encouraged to join the Islamic Brotherhood Martyr's Jihad Brigade, a radical Salafi terrorist group officially outlawed yet clandestinely ran in the capitol that historically has provided men and weapons to insurgent groups in Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine and Syria - their nasheeds and execution videos are popular among the youth.

The capitol of Muslimistan City is home to five F1 circuits, twenty FIFA grade soccer stadiums, thirty luxury hotels, and the Muslimistan National Tower, a 2,500 ft skyscraper rumored to be modeled on the King's biological appendage. All of these were funded with oil money and built by cheap, slave-wage labor from India, and each one contains about twenty pounds of human remains of the migrant workers who built them.

Muslimistan has traditionally been an enemy of Israel, known as "the Zionist Entity" in all official media. All clerics and imams preach against Israel and for the retaking of al-Quds. However, members of the royal family and cabinet have unofficial relations with Israel behind-the-scenes, including trading of weapon technology and "anti-terrorism" tactics.

Muslimistan has a tenacious relationship with the United States. America is Muslimistan's biggest trading partner and supplier of most of the equipment used by the Muslimistan Army, but be careful not to stray far from American foreign policy, or you may be on the receiving end of a drone strike and "democratization" campaign. Jaded U.S. veterans who call the the entire area "the sandbox" and smoke two cartons of cigarettes a day are part of some of the PMCs "helping out" in al-Kufayi

All television stations in Muslimistan broadcast nothing but propaganda about how great the Kingdom is, Quran readings by fundamentalist preachers, and crude cartoons glorifying terrorism and martyrdom. Foreign media is censored.

Poorer Muslimistanis tend to "shack-up" with unfortunate goats and camels.