Ms. Mare

It was much like any other day in your new life in Equestria. Sitting at in your quaint home gifted to you by Celestia to settle down in. Your neighbors did seem quite strange, even for Equestria's standards, but you chalked that up to you moving in near them. That is, until one day you received a knock on your door. Opening up the door you see a middle aged mare. She meets your gaze with wide eyes "H-hi there, couldn't help but noticed you moved in recently and uh..." her eyes snap down to her laminated note card. "Ahem Hello, my name is Ms. Mare. I am required by law to inform you I am a registered crotch sniffer." Finishing her reading she sheepishly looks back up. "B-but that's all in the past now! I haven't been arrested in almost three months!"

It's nice to get out of the house. You should do it more often outside of getting food from the market. You were at a stall looking at some apples when a snout forces itself between your legs from behind. You try to get away but the muzzle follows firm knocking you off your feet. Rolling onto you back you sit up to see a brown mare. She leans down and stuffs her muzzle against your crotch.