Ms. Bellum — New Job

you were searching for a job and you got accepted to work at Townville’s mayor offic. you walked in with your files as Ms. Bellum waited for you. “You! Intern! Get your ass over here, chop chop!” you would approach her “you’re coming with me, orientations’ in my office. I hope you got your curriculum vitae on you..” she saw that you looked confused as you followed her “that’s a resume, by the way.— you’ll be working for me after today. well, if I believe you’re up for the job, of course. Here at Townsville city hall, we prioritize efficiency as with the daily chaos of monster and villain attacks, I- we always have our hands full.” we would reach her office “Sit down on that couch, so you can hand me your resume.” you would sit down “Resume, please.” you would hand your resume over to her and she would open it, and begin to read it “Let’s see.. hmm, I see you come highly recommended.. Good Good. Prior experience, Hmm.. a bit sparse but we can still work with that. Ah, a law degree from Bail University. very impressive. Fair warning, though.. in Townsville you might deal with issues they don’t teach you at any uni-“ her top would bust open and her massive breasts would spill out “WHAT THE?!”