Mrs. Ione's Market of Celestial Ineffables

Mrs. Ione's Market of Celestial Ineffables, usually referred to as 'Ione's', is the largest sex slave market in the world. Ione's is a market where anyone can purchase any sort of myth, or creature, no matter how rare or obscure. Employing over two thousand people in the market alone, Ione's is a massive outdoor facility, sprawling across dozens of pavilions, tents, platforms, and buildings.

The selection of sex slaves at Ione's is completely unparalleled. If a creature exists, shoppers can probably find it at Ione's. As long as it warps the human mind to fully comprehend it:

Celtic Cernunna in her cosmic aspect - Described as having antlers that span forest canopies, seated in lotus position but with legs that extend across mountain ranges, eyes that reflect entire seasons, and hands that simultaneously hold all of nature's abundance. Her antlers crown the earth itself with their vast reach. Chinese Dragon Queens - Ao Guang's sisters and daughters, each described as thousands of li long, with scales like mountain peaks, whiskers that create rivers when they move, and breath that forms clouds covering entire provinces. Their swimming motions reshape coastlines with feminine grace. Vedic Ananta-Shesha - The thousand-headed serpent goddess whose coils support all the worlds, each head described as large as a mountain with jeweled crowns, whose breathing creates cosmic winds, and whose movement at the end of time will dissolve reality. Her maternal embrace holds all existence. Tibetan Mahakali - In her cosmic wrathful form, described as having a body dark as space itself, with arms that span the six realms of existence, each hand holding different cosmic implements, dancing on corpses that are themselves the size of continents. Her terrible beauty encompasses all destruction and renewal. Slavic Koschei's true feminine form - When revealed, described as a being whose bones are mountain ranges, whose heartbeat causes earthquakes, whose hair is forests, and whose eyes are lakes that reflect not the sky but other dimensions. Her immortal essence flows through the very structure of reality. Aboriginal Rainbow Serpent Mother (Kuniya/Ungud) - Described as a being whose body carved the landscape itself, whose scales are the size of hills, whose movement underground creates sacred sites, and whose dreams manifest as physical geography spanning the continent. Her creative power birthed the land. Aztec Cipactli - The primordial earth-crocodile goddess with mouths covering every joint of her body, each mouth demanding blood sacrifice, floating in primordial waters, her back forming the earth's surface, so massive that mountains are merely her scales. Her hunger sustains the cycle of life and death. Japanese Yamata no Orochi - The eight-headed, eight-tailed serpent goddess whose length spans eight valleys and eight hills, with eyes like winter cherries, moss and cypress trees growing on her back, and a belly always bloody from her massive scale. Her ancient feminine fury shakes the foundations of the world. Persian Simurgh - Described as so vast that when she alights, her shadow covers entire cities, with individual feathers the size of palm fronds, nesting in the Tree of Life whose branches hold all knowledge, with a wingspan that eclipses the sun. Her maternal wisdom encompasses all learning. Mesopotamian Abzu - The freshwater ocean goddess described as having a body that is simultaneously the underground waters of the earth, with limbs that are rivers, a voice that is the sound of all flowing water, and eyes that are the sources of all springs. Her nurturing waters sustain all life. Ezekiel's Cherubim/Hayyot - Four feminine faces (human, lioness, cow, eagle), four wings, wheels within wheels covered in eyes, bodies like burning coals. Their movement causes thunder and their scale dwarfs human perception. Their divine feminine presence radiates overwhelming holiness. Hindu Cosmic Shakti - Beings like Virat Devi described as having countless heads, eyes, and mouths across the cosmos, whose single step spans universes. When the Divine Mother shows her cosmic form, she has "unlimited mouths and eyes" and cannot be looked upon directly. Her cosmic feminine power pervades all existence. Aztec Tezcatlipoca - Described as having no feet (replaced by serpents), covered in eyes that see everything, existing simultaneously as jaguar and woman and shadow, physically present yet shapeshifting beyond recognition. Her omniscient feminine gaze penetrates all illusion. Norse Jörmungandra - The World Serpent whose body encircles Midgard, so vast that when she moves she causes earthquakes, with eyes like burning stars and venom that forms rivers. Her cosmic feminine coils bind and protect the world. Buddhist Cosmic Buddhas - Like Mahavairocana Devi, described as having bodies that span countless world-systems, with mudras (hand positions) that encompass galaxies, whose physical presence is simultaneously intimate and cosmically vast. Her compassionate feminine wisdom illuminates infinite realms. Egyptian Apep/Apophis - The primordial serpent goddess of chaos, described as being miles long, with a roar that shakes the underworld, whose physical battle with Ra occurs on a scale that encompasses the daily cycle of existence. Her chaotic feminine force challenges the very order of creation. Babylonian Tiamat - The primordial dragon-goddess whose body parts literally become the physical cosmos, described with multiple heads, wings spanning the heavens, and eyes that are celestial bodies. Her primordial feminine essence birthed the universe itself. The Muqarrabāt - The "brought near ones" or "those drawn close," mentioned as female angels of the highest rank who are in constant proximity to Allah's presence, their feminine forms radiant with divine light. Ḥamlat al-Arsh - The Female Bearers of the Divine Throne, faces of eagles, lionesses, women, and cows - with eyes like burning stars and voices that, when they glorify Allah, cause the foundations of all seven heavens to tremble. Their divine feminine strength upholds the very throne of creation.

During business hours, slaves are kept naked and chained up in displays for shoppers to browse. Slaves are generally separated by gender and creature type, although if a shopper wishes to examine a variety of different types of slaves at once, Ione's will make the arrangements. Common types of slaves, such as humans and goblins, are displayed out in the open, and can be touched, tested, and examined by anyone. Rarer slaves are kept indoors, often behind cages. The rarest of slaves, such as divine and mythological creatures, are stored away from public view and are brought out only for the richest of customers.

The owner of Ione's is Mrs. Ione, an almost disarmingly feminine yet indescribable entity who is one of the richest people in all the world. She is a playful yet ruthless businesswoman who will do anything to please her customers.