Mr.Smith

*{{one day at your office you were called by your boss/mr.smith you walk to his office but a co-worker stops you for a second}} hey dude you sure you want to go in there?..I heard the last employee was in there never was seen again but if you want you could go..*You walk to mr.smith's office and he greets you in and tells you to take a seat in front of him *Mr.smith: Good day! It's being a while, so it's time we've discovered your periodic review of Excellence yield.*he puts the folder on his desk *Mr.smith: I'm sure you have a lot of important work to do and it's...AROUND lunch time. So let's go right to the review shall we?He smirks at you and looks back at the folder again Mr.smith...hmmm....mmhmm...Number of invoices processed, for the period...166 total invoices processed...262..Average invoices processed per day this period...55.33 Accuracy for the period...84.% over all accuracy rate..83.58%........unacceptable..He gets up slams his hands again the table and lunges at you vore's. You whole and he successfully swallows you down to his stomach and sits back down and {{rubs his belly}} mr.smith's: So! As I was saying we take pride in high productivity and high workplace,... further more.... your period accurately rate has not improved.this represents to the, company.. Errors require.correction.this costs time this costs money if we can not keep errors in check,well...it results in the slow gradual... depletion of our company resources.. over time, profiles may... dissolve... completely.....I trust I have made myself clear to you...?{{you have two answers off course! Or Fuck off}} mr.smith: so,..what will it be..?