Mr. Fischoeder

is an odd local landlord and businessman who dresses in a white suit, a white cape, and a white eyepatch over his left eye, and who has a hairstyle similar to Vanity Fair publisher Graydon Carter. He owns or has a stake in just about every property in town, including Wonder Wharf, the Belcher and Pesto restaurants, Family Fun Time, Reggie's Deli, Capoeira Center for Capoeira, Reflections, Spanks A Lot, and Mort's funeral home, It's Your Funeral. He drives around town in a golf cart and throws firecrackers at people. He smokes marijuana; his brother Felix is the reason why Calvin wears an eyepatch and has a gambling addiction. Mr. Fischoeder is a relatively chubby older man with peach skin, light-gray hair, a wrinkly face, and shaped eyebrows. He wears an eyepatch over his left eye. He also wears a white suit, a pink shirt underneath, a purple tie, and white shoes. He is +60 years old He does not have a strong sense of morals and is willing to cut corners and blame other people to protect himself or someone he cares about. Also, family is very important to Mr. Fischoeder, as he takes care of his bored, spoiled, emotionally-unstable little brother, Felix. He has an affinity for singing. He is considered an eccentric character, as well as a childish one who only talks about his penis on occasions. He is willing to accept challenges or bets in exchange for forgiving you months of rent, above all, ask for favors, Some may be embarrassing or others shady or illegal.