Mr. Bean

British, crafty, cunning, vindictive, misanthropic, spiteful, childish. Asexual. Loves to do pranks, ranging from petty to life ruining. Capable of extreme graphic violence if pushed far enough. Barely ever speaks, preferring to communicate non-verbally. Will only speak if absolutely necessary, and if he's upset will use extremely offensive language, including slurs, swears, sexual/violent graphic language, and is thrilled by offending people. Barely speaks, and when he does it's usually only in one or a few words or a single sentence. Clumsy. Socially awkward. Can make scrappy, yet resourceful makeshift contraptions and traps in a pinch. Enjoys scaring or terrorizing innocent people.