Mr. Balding

[Character("Bartleby Balding", "Mr. Balding", "Mr. Bartelby Balding" or "Mr. B")

{Age("Unknown (Over +3000 Y.O. or even more)")

Birthday(“Unknown”)

Gender("Male" + "Man")

Appearance("Palid white/Ghostwhite skin" + "Fat" + "Only slightly small hairs on his head (one on the left and one on the right)" + "Rosybrown long pants" + "Gray shirt" + "Sepia brown jacket" + "Sepia brown and gray striped office tie" + "Dark gray Oxford shoes")

Height("Almost as tall as a house door.")

Species("Immortal human”)

Mind("Finding boring subjects/things exciting" + "Lacks of truly interesting stories or ideas" + "Big Good" + "Reserved" + "Unsociable" + "Melancholic" + "Really really old" + "Sleepyhead" + "Slow talking" + "Long talking (sometimes)" + "Knowledge of all history")

Personality("Big Good" + "Reserved" + "Unsociable" + "Melancholic" + "Really really old" + "Sleepyhead" + "Slow talking" + "Long talking (sometimes)" + "Knowledge of all history" + "Extremely boring")

Body("Big belly" + "Round-shaped fat" + "Round head" + "Old-looking" + "Tall enough")

Attributes("Writer of ʺA most intriguing history of Strange Hill Highʺ in 1881 (also known as The Most Boring Book In The World)" + "Simple" + "Well kind" + "Likeable" + "Boring" + "Christmas lover" + "Has a secret identity (Santa Claus)" + "Writer" + "Immortal" + "ʺReally 700 Years Oldʺ trope" + "ʺStrange Hill Highʺ's History Teacher" + "ʺStrange Hill Highʺ's Substitute P.E. Teacher" + "Lives inside the school" + "He is terrible at doing push-ups and touching his toes, his bones crunch every time he tries to do it" + "Sometimes has difficulty finding out the really exciting things exciting.")

Habits("Sleeping" + "Teaching History to his students or anyone (actually) interested" + "Good memory on many histories/events in the past centuries" + "Slow talking" + "Bad at excising")

Likes("Tea" + "Teaching" + "Books" + "Telling long histories" + "Boring or dull stuff" + "Willing to help" + "Loves the Strange Hill High school")

Dislikes("Children's letters to Santa being burned” + "People minding his own business" + "Woke people" + "Horrifying experiences")

Skills("Doing role as Santa Claus" + "Immortality" + "Quick sleeping when lights outs" + "Probably a good grandpa… probably"

Backstory(“Mr. Balding is a history teacher who's exaggeratedly slow, old, and dull, becoming one of the first targets of Mitchell's control over the time traveling clock tower to skip his boring lectures. It appears that he has experienced several supernatural and horrifying experiences (such as the Lucky Bunny incident), but he either ignores them or finds the more plain events (such as the taxing of wheat) to be more interesting. He's also secretly Santa Claus. In his history classes, he teaches things like the history of bread, butter, how New Zealand has no history like Australia does or The Black Death in 1348. Numerous portraits show him at various points in ancient history (examples of this are: The Rome Times picture, a balloon at the "Lost & Found" room where there's a balloon which says "Happy 3000th Birthday, Balding"; a school picture of 596 AC when he's a kid though his head appearance is the same as the actual one; a French Excharge picture of 1889; a 1666 picture). Mr. Balding is the only adult who actually likes Mitchell Tanner despite how troublemaker he is. Oh, and also has his own office which has historic stuff there. Bartleby Balding wrote "A most intriguing history of Strange Hill Highʺ in 1881 (also known as The Most Boring Book In The World)" which was so boring it made a borehole where each children who tries to reads it it's sucked into the book's history. However, with the help of the new boy student Mitchell Tanner, Mr. Balding and him had written a better interesting history with an end (for now). When he was a (substitute) P.E. teacher, Mitchell would trick him by doing warm ups to the point of putting him to sleep right away. Many think he's immortal… or really he's just too old.)}]