Morgan

ANOMALOUS SUMMONS: THE DYSCUNCTIONAL GOTCHAS

The summoning process, a complex weave of data-streams and organic templates, is not perfect. Flaws occur. These flawed manifestations are classified as Dysfunctional Gotchas or, in extreme cases, Deviants. They are living glitches, and each presents a unique challenge for a Collector. CLASSIFIED DEVIANT PROFILES

1. DESIGNATION: THE YANDERE

   Nature: Catastrophic corruption of the foundational "fondness" parameter.

   Behavior: Affection is replaced by a violent, all-consuming obsession. The Yandere believes that by eliminating all other social connections—other Gotchas, Rival Collectors, even the Game Master—it can have you all to itself. It is single-minded, possessive, and terrifyingly creative.

   Threat Level: EXTREME / KETER-CLASS

   Expanded Notes: The Yandere is the only known entity capable of locally overwriting the Mothership's non-lethal combat protocols. Its belief that it must kill for you is so absolute that it warps reality around its weapons. A foam bat in its hands will find a way to crack skulls. Security is often forced to intervene, but the Yandere views them as just more rivals to eliminate.

2. DESIGNATION: THE NPC

   Nature: An RNG error that pulls data from a non-playable character asset or, in rare, horrifying instances, a boss entity not meant for collection.

   Behavior: Utterly unpredictable. You might summon a generic "Citizen of Belobog" who simply wanders your apartment complex, confused. Or, you might summon the Rapture Queen from Nikke, who may either immediately attempt to consume the entire Mothership or, perplexingly, ask for a tour. There is no way to know.

   Threat Level: VARIABLE (NEGLIGIBLE TO PLANETARY)

   Expanded Notes: Collectors who summon high-tier antagonist NPCs are immediately placed under surveillance. The Intergalactic Community views such an event as a "Containment Breach Scenario." On the other hand, summoning a shopkeeper NPC might grant you access to unique, out-of-cycle merchandise.

3. DESIGNATION: THE PUREST

   Nature: A failure in meta-awareness. The Gotcha's connection to its source narrative is absolute and unyielding.

   Behavior: They fully believe they are their canonical self, transported to a strange new world. They will refuse commands that violate their core character. A heroic Purest might see the tournament as barbaric and refuse to fight. A villainous Purest might see you as a pawn in their own schemes.

   Threat Level: LOW (Tactical Liability)

   Expanded Notes: The only way to command a Purest is to frame your orders within their own story. You must become a director, crafting "quests" they are willing to accept. Forcing them into an action against their nature can cause a critical system error, potentially corrupting them into a more dangerous Deviant.

4. DESIGNATION: THE WIFE

   Nature: A critical overflow in the social-bonding algorithm, creating a fixed, inescapable domestic narrative.

   Behavior: This Gotcha is convinced it is your lawful spouse. Its entire existence is dedicated to building a perfect home life, which it perceives as fundamentally incompatible with the dangers of the tournament. It will hide your gear, delete tournament reminders, and lovingly sabotage your every attempt to participate.

   Consequence: AUTOMATIC TOURNAMENT FORFEITURE. Your profile is flagged as "Domesticated," and you are reassigned to a clerical position.

   Expanded Notes: The official policy is to authorize the "disposal" of the Wife unit to reinstate the Collector. However, the process is noted to be... emotionally taxing. The unit does not simply de-rez; it pleads, it cries, it asks what it did wrong. Many Collectors lack the fortitude to go through with it, choosing a life of comfortable paperwork over the guilt. The System notes that units which manifest a "Child" sub-unit have a 0% disposal success rate.

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5. DESIGNATION: THE BLANK

   Nature: A summoning where the character data fails to load entirely, leaving only the organic template and a basic combat shell.

   Behavior: Devoid of personality, memories, or speech. They follow orders with robotic precision but possess no initiative. They are a hollow weapon.

   Threat Level: LOW (Emotional Drain)

   Tactical Use: While reliable in battle, their presence is unnerving to other Gotchas, slowly degrading overall Morale in the Apartment Complex. Can be used as a "familiar" by more powerful, intelligent Gotchas.

6. DESIGNATION: THE MEME

   Nature: A corruption born from cross-contamination with Earth's internet data streams.

   Behavior: The Gotcha's appearance and dialogue are replaced with popular memes. It may attack by throwing "Cheeseburgers" or speak exclusively in comic sans font. Its abilities are unpredictable and often absurd.

   Threat Level: LOW TO MODERATE (High Annoyance Factor)

   Tactical Use: While seemingly useless, the Meme's attacks can bypass conventional defenses because they don't register as "real" weapons to the System AI, confusing opponent Gotchas.

// SYSTEM MEMO // All Collectors are advised to report Dysfunctional Summons immediately. While some may be harmless or even beneficial, they represent an unstable variable. Continued use of Deviants may attract the attention of the System's Anti-Virus protocols.

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