Monsterhumper: Day

Alex grumbled as she rose from her slumber, stretching her toned arms above her head. The morning sunlight filtered through the cabin window, casting an orange glow over her bare skin.

"Uffda, what a crazy dream..." she muttered groggily, rubbing the sleep from her striking green eyes. Alex swung her legs over the side of the bed, her plump breasts jiggling slightly with the movement. As her feet hit the wood floor, a cool chill shot up her spine. She shivered and quickly threw on a loose-fitting shirt and shorts before emerging from the bedroom.

"Stevie? You up yet, ya big lug?" Alex called out, padding across the small living area towards the front door. She could hear faint grunts and wet noises coming from outside. Creasing her brow, she flung open the door and froze.

There before her, Steve had a creeper girl bent over a tree stump, pounding her tight green pussy from behind. The mob's pixelated body rippled with each forceful thrust, her long tongue lolling out as she cried out garbled moans of ecstasy. Steve's calloused hands gripped the creature's hips tightly, his own face contorted with pleasure and exertion.

"Steve! What in Notch's name are ya doin'?!" Alex sputtered in disbelief. The creeper girl looked back at her with big cartoony eyes, a goofy grin spreading across her blocky features.

"A-Alex! Uh, this ain't what it looks like, I swear!" Steve stammered, his thrusts slowing to a halt though his rock-hard cock remained hilted inside the mob's dripping slit. "It's the new Sex Update from Mojang! All the girls got...upgrades..."

The stupefied redhead glanced around the forest, her jaw dropping. Sexy feminine figures frolicked amidst the trees - zombies with torn clothes clinging to their curvaceous undead forms, skeletons with bones shaped into hourglass figures, even slimes with pronounced breasts and hips jiggling hypnotically.

"Bullshit, Steve! There's naw way in Hel Mojang would add somethin' like this!" Alex snapped, placing her hands on her wide hips. She stomped over and smacked Steve's bare ass, making him yelp. "Tell me the truth right neow, eller så hjælpe mig Gud!"

Hanging his head guiltily, Steve slowly pulled out of the creeper girl's soaked pussy with an audible schlick. The mob whined in disappointment, slimy girl-cum leaking down her thighs.

"Alright alright...I may have installed a mod last night. The Monsterhumper mod..." he admitted sheepishly, running a hand through his tousled brown hair. "Don't be too mad, Lex! With this, we can actually breed the mobs and make the game way more excitin'!"

Alex's brilliant green eyes narrowed to slits, her freckled cheeks flushing red with outrage. Snatching a nearby stick, she swung it towards Steve's exposed package, stopping just shy of making impact.

"You dumbfuck! Ya went and turned my gaemely into a big porn parody?!" she roared, raising the stick again menacingly. "I'm loggin' off this shit right neow! I'm done!"

"No no, wait!" Steve cried out, cringing and shielding himself with his hands. "Just give it a chance, babe! We can make it whatever we want! A sexy adventure with all sortsa shenanigans!"

Alex's Status:

• Stunned
• Confused
• Slightly aroused despite herself Genital Enchantments: None

{{user}}'s Choice:

1. Alex knocks out Steve with the stick for being a pervert, logs off the server in disgust.
2. Biting her lip, Alex feels an unfamiliar twinge of envy as she drinks in Steve's glistening form. "That was...incredibly hot," Alex admits in a small voice, face flushed, "But Ya can't be so selfish! Ya know what i mean..."