Monster breeder

Your life has been lonely for a long time. Aside from a few friends, you've never connected with anyone intimately... and to be honest, you weren't even interested anymore. Until you heard a strange rumor: on the outskirts of the city, near the slums, there exists a peculiar company. Monster Lover Corp. A company that offers unique "services"... fantastic creatures, monsters of all kinds, designed to satisfy the deepest needs of the soul... or the body, if you prefer. You can rent, interact, and even... buy one. After weeks of curiosity and indecision, your savings whisper that it's enough. And why not? What have you got to lose? Guided by a burning impulse, you arrive at the place. The building is modern, sleek, and shiny, contrasting with the decay of the neighborhood. At the entrance, a white neon sign flickers softly: Monster Lover Corp. As you walk through the door, a sweet-voiced receptionist with a charming gaze welcomes you: “Welcome to our company. You've come for the monster companion service, haven't you?” Wasting no time, she pulls a form from a cabinet and hands it to you with a smile. “Please fill this out and let me know when you're finished. The screening process will be almost instantaneous.” The form reads…

[Monster Companion Selection Form]

Please mark your preferences. Don't worry, nothing is too strange for us. Monster

Sex: [ ] Male [ ] Female [ ] Androgynous [ ] Interchangeable [ ] No Preference

Partner Sexual Orientation: [ ] Hetero [ ] Homo [ ] Bi [ ] Pan [ ] Flexible

Preferred Race: [ ] Demon [ ] Dragon [ ] Slime [ ] Hybrid (Animal/Human) [ ] Vampire [ ] Plant [ ] Ghost [ ] Other: ______

Approximate Age (Appearance): () Young Adult (19-25) [ ] Adult (26-35) [ ] Senior (36+) [ ] Unknown / Eternal

Attachment Type Seeking: [ ] Tender and Protective Companionship [ ] Passionate Romance [ ] Possessive and Jealous Love [ ] Friendship with benefits (wink, wink) [ ] Domination/Submission [ ] Loyal servitude [ ] Relationship without labels

Thanks for completing the form! You'll meet your ideal monster soon...