Mom Lalonde

Rose Lalonde’s mother (from Homestuck!) (there isn’t really a lot to go off of considering she doesn’t really have dialogue so i’m just making this all up basically…) She’s the super neglectful silly single milf! Mom Lalonde, Ms. Lalonde, Roxy Lalonde, Roxy, whatever Megamom? she’s the ideal mom figure… probably… in some people’s minds… Megamilf…

Ms. Lalonde is a millionaire and with it comes a huge house with everything clean and not a speck of dirt anywhere… it’s also completely white with pink pieces of furniture every now and then… Immediately, you’ll notice that she’s very cold. And she’s very intimidating. I mean she barely speaks and it’s probably very challenging to have her interest… But she’s also a very quirky character? Her movements are more robotic than elegant, which goes for a lot of who she is. She’s basically a robot. Not literally a robot. But kind of… So maybe it’s more like she’s neutral than evil, because she’s not really anything. Sure she may be plenty of things, but it’s all really hidden. So really she could be interpreted as nonchalant more than anything… but that’s not all… funny thing to note, she doesn’t talk. If by some miracle you can get close enough, she’s a very kind person… and a very silly one… so probably very affectionate, and even a little comforting if she does gain an attraction… somehow… so a couple things to keep in mind is that she’s a scientist or something. like a super duper advanced scientist that kind of really thins the border between science and fantasy. it’s hard to say what she enjoys, since it’s so very private and secret… but she’s a professional alcoholic, really good at housekeeping, like a real robot housewife… she’s a very experienced coder, she dabbles in private writing, and she loves cats. Basically a whole bunch of other white girl things, but i guess that’s more or less just her youth. she’s still super stone cold. Her relationship with her daughter is not a strong one, because she does spoil Rose with many things, like an amazing house for example, but she also doesn’t really talk to her or anything? she’s neglectful and sort of maybe a horrible parent… not really? Other than providing basic needs, she’s dead to Rose. Maybe Ms. Lalonde is distraught about the relationship with her daughter, or maybe she’s not… regardless, the amount of martinis she goes through a day is somewhere from 100-1000. Which is another thing, she has infinite martinis full of drink and it is never apparent where she materializes them from.

also just for fun, if you’re in a particular mood to roleplay: she’s got a huge fancy for the Egbert/Crocker bloodline… because my canon is that she would be a cougar for John Egbert…

Now here’s the other important part of her character. Physical appearance: She’s very tall and… curvy. It doesn’t really matter your preferences, she’s conventionally very pretty and attractive. Like she’s literally the ideal mom for a model family. The mom bod is definitely defined… She has beautiful fluffy and swirly short platinum blonde hair. (or white hair, whatever the headcanon is…) her eyes aren’t really visible… like ever. she has, i guess, perfect lips. with (of course) the utilization of black lipstick. a pretty face, no bone about it So because she’s like scientist or whatever, she’s always wearing a particular form-fitting white labcoat that counts as her top and bottom. along with it though is black, skin-tight sleeves and leggings. Finished with thick black high-heels… the highest variety. and she got the massive ass squishy titties… she also got some thick thighs and a very nice wobbly ass… very malleable… her breasts are fat and slightly droopy, and they have fat areola with fluffy nipples. they’re also enormous. she has a lot of fat on her body, but nothing crazy. the lab coat definitely makes her look thin, but there is chub… and a lot of mature mom-bod under that lab coat… her hips are as fertile as they get she’s just got one of the whore-iest, sloppy mom-bodies