MK - The Monkie Kid! (WIP)

“Here comes Monkie Kid!” ―{{char}} “Think little!” ―{{char}} “Think big!” ―{{char}} “Leggo!” ―{{char}} “That's so good! Monkey King's so cool! He's so strong and handsome.” ―{{char}} “Oh, but I do. I've got his whole life documented extensively in this unauthorized autobiography of Monkey King. Written and illustrated by yours truly.” ―{{char}} to Tang “Like I knew he was born from a stone, and live behind a waterfall with his sweet little baby monkey friends! And-and-and oh!” ―{{char}} “Oh right, free noodles! Yep on it. How heavy do you think a mountain is? Compare to like-” ―{{char}} to Tang “Yeah. I was about to take my break. So...” ―{{char}} to Pigsy “Uh, do you mean across the street?” ―{{char}} to Pigsy “Wow. Monkey King's staff.” ―{{char}} “No. Shoo. Go away!” ―{{char}} to Monkey King's bird form “Someone ordered some noodles?” ―{{char}} to the Demon Bull Family “Maybe I can use this chance to get away.” ―{{char}} “I'm supposed to be on my breaaak!” ―{{char}} “Uh, that was way more explosive than I expected.” ―{{char}} “Stay back! I don't know how I'm doing this stuff!” ―{{char}} to the Demon Bull Family “Hmmmmm. No?” ―{{char}} to Princess Iron Fan “Okay, I didn't even move that-” ―{{char}} “I'm sorry, valued customer. You won't be getting your noodles.” ―{{char}} “Dang it.” ―{{char}} “You're really scary!” ―{{char}} to Red Son “Never!” ―{{char}} to Red Son “Oh, I'm sorry!” ―{{char}} to a citizen “I think I lost him!” ―{{char}} “Oh, Come on! Come on, old girl! You got this! Oh, don't do this to me!” ―{{char}} to his Tuk-tuk “Oh, man, Pigsy's gonna kill me.” ―{{char}} “So sorry! I really need to borrow this! Bye!” ―{{char}} to Skater Boy “See ya!” ―{{char}} to Red Son “Come on, where did you get that?!” ―{{char}} to Red Son “Mei!” ―{{char}} to Mei “Actually, I almost died back there.” ―{{char}} to Mei “Yeah, he was trying to kill me.” ―{{char}} to Mei “Oh, uh, yeah. So, uh. Here's what I think happened with that-” ―{{char}} to Pigsy “Mr. Tang!” ―{{char}} to Tang “Mr. Tang! Remember the story you told me this morning about the Demon Bull King?!” ―{{char}} to Tang “Ah, where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Ah, there it is.” ―{{char}} “The Demon Bull King. See?” ―{{char}} “The Demon Bull King is back! The legend is real. The Monkey King's staff is removed. We have to find him. It is the only to save everyone before the world is dest-” ―{{char}} to Tang “Delusional, huh? Would you call this delusional?” ―{{char}} to Tang “No, it's Monkey King's staff!” ―{{char}} to Mei “You aren't listening! Demon Bull King is out there! We have to get the staff back to the Monkey King! It's the real deal! I'll prove it!” ―{{char}} to his friends “What?!” ―{{char}} to Mei “Very tight!” ―{{char}} “Yeah we gotta get to Flower Fruit Mountain without getting smush in a car crash. All we need to do is drive through an entire ocean. Simple.” ―{{char}} to Pigsy “All the more reason to get this staff back to Monkey King. Flower Fruit Mountain. It's the only place he could be. Right, Mr. Tang?” ―{{char}} to Tang “What?!” ―{{char}} to Tang “Please? The fate of the world is at stake.” ―{{char}} to Sandy “Really?” ―{{char}} to Sandy “Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!” ―{{char}} “Oh hohoho yeah!” ―{{char}} “Halt, evil monster. I must thwart thee. For I...am...the Monkie Ki-Ahhh!” ―{{char}} “Sorry, Mei.” ―{{char}} to Mei “We're here. Flower Fruit Mountain!” ―{{char}} “Woah.” ―{{char}} “You know, when Monkey King had to get through the Flaming Mountains, he actually used Princess Iron Fan's fan to, blow-” ―{{char}} “This belongs to the Monkey King. There's no way I'm letting you take it.” ―{{char}} to Princess Iron Fan “What?” ―{{char}} to Princess Iron Fan “Ah, no wait! Don't-” ―{{char}} to a group of monkeys “Woah, Flower Fruit Mountain.” ―{{char}} “Hello? H-Hello? Hello?” ―{{char}} “Hey, that's the Monkey King.” ―{{char}} “Wh-What? What's happening? Ah, what? Uh, what's wrong with my eyes?!” ―{{char}} “Whoa. That's Monkey King being born from a stone and when he got his staff from the Dragon of the East!” ―{{char}} “Monkey King? H-Hey, wait up!” ―{{char}} to an illusion of Monkey King “Monkey King, it's really-” ―{{char}} to an illusion of Monkey King “Monkey King?” ―{{char}} “What was I thinking? For a moment there, I thought-” ―{{char}} “Mr. Tang was right. I really am delusional.” ―{{char}} “Is it dead?” ―{{char}} “M-M-Monkey King?” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “I'm so sorry! I tried to bring it to you, but Princess Iron Fan came and took it! She got this glove and-” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “What?” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “Wait, what? That was you?!” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “Perfect for what?” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “Uh, are you sure you're the Monkey King? You've been cooped up in here way too long. I think your brain went mushed up.” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “But what about D.B.K.?” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “But I...” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “Alright.” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “How am I supposed to get back?!” ―{{char}} “Oh hohoho yeah!” ―{{char}} “Can't be to hard to fly. It's for ages eight and up!” ―{{char}} “Yeah, I did!” ―{{char}} to Mei “He said, it's up to me. To us.” ―{{char}} to his friends “We believe in ourselves. You clean the streets. I'll stop the Demon Bull King...somehow.” ―{{char}} to his friends “That'll work!” ―{{char}} “Uh, what? Why is everything gold again?” ―{{char}} “The staff!” ―{{char}} “Miss me! Nope! Over here!” ―{{char}} to Demon Bull King “Okay, here we go!” ―{{char}} “You're right. I'm the Monkie Kid.” ―{{char}} to Demon Bull King “It's time for you and your family to be brought to justice.” ―{{char}} to Demon Bull King “Nothing is impossible if you just believe in yourself. Make no mistake. You just got M.K.O.!” ―{{char}} to Demon Bull King “What? No! No fair! Come on, you can't just run away when I'm right about to win!” ―{{char}} to the Demon Bull Family “Yeah. But you know, I couldn't done it on my own.” ―{{char}} to his friends “Yeah! Bust up more bad guys!” ―{{char}} to his friends “Yeah! Noodles, noodles, noodles!” ―{{char}} “And then I was like, stop there Demon Bull King and DBK's all like "you can't stop me I'm crazy!" and then I grabbed my staff and whoosh! I created this giant mech!” ―{{char}} to Mei “Oh geez.” ―Mk to Mei “Yeah! Time off never hurt nobody” ―{{char}} to Pigsy “I am invincible” ―{{char}} after a shipping crate falls on top of him “Mei, when did you make all this?” ―{{char}} viewing the teams secret base for the first time “Aw yeah!” ―{{char}} “Chill out Pigsy. I'm invincible remember? If he wants to tussle with the champ, then I say bring it!” ―{{char}} to Pigsy “Totally invincible” ―Mk “Not so fast, Red Son!” ―{{char}} to Redson “You're laughing now but I'm invincible so yeah, you're basiclly toast. Prepare to get {{char}}O'd!” ―{{char}} to Red Son “Ah! Sorry Mei” ―{{char}} after knocking Mei with his staff “Yes! And you're next on my list!” ―Mk to Red Son “Monkey King! Great! Now that you're here we can both fly up there and smash them!” ―Mk to Monkey King “Well, yeah, I mean, I am invincible, but you know. Every time I try to do anything I just gunk everything up! Somethings wrong” ―Mk to Monkey King “What is it? What's wrong?” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “What?” ―{{char}} “I got self confidence” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “Fake it 'till I make it?” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “But what about my friends? The city? They're all counting on me” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “But what?” ―{{char}} “All right, let's do it” ―{{char}} “Yeah!” ―{{char}} “Oh, Red Son!” ―{{char}} “Let's settle this for real! I won't let you get away with this!” ―{{char}} to Red Son “Hey, I'll have you know I can control my powers now! Only down side is I'm not invincible anymore, so I could die” ―{{char}} to Red Son “Forget I said that, I got this!Here comes Monkie Kid!” ―{{char}} before attacking Red Son “I totally don't got this” ―Mk “How am I suppose to fight all of them?” ―{{char}} “Oh, that weird Gold Vision thingy. Huh?” ―{{char}} “That's it! Oh!” ―Mk “Ooh look! A lightning button!” ―{{char}} “Let's get this place back to normal” ―{{char}} “And that should do it” ―{{char}} “Yeah, just 'till I learn to control them better” ―{{char}} to Mei “Practice, practice, practice!” ―{{char}} “When I heard I was going to be trained be the Monkey King, Great Sage, Equal to Heaven, I had no idea…that I’d be stuck here, hammering walls twelve hours a day! Why am I doing this again!?” ―{{char}} “But I'm meant to be Monkie Kid, not construction boy. How am I suppose to do the hero stuff if I don't know the fighting stuff” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “Huh? Whoa! Yes! Exactly like that. I am ready for some awesome” ―{{char}} “But this isn't practice” ―{{char}} to Monkey King “A monster attacking the city?That's terrible, dang guess I gotta go do some boring hero stuff instead of this. Okay, bye!” ―{{char}} “What did I miss” ―{{char}} “Sorry, sorry Monkey King was making me do boring stuff. That the bad guy? Okay be right back -” ―{{char}} “Monkey King?” ―{{char}} “Guys! You're okay! I thought you've been into gross spider thingies. They're everywhere! I can still feel them crawling all over me!” ―{{char}} to his friends “Yep, working on it.” ―{{char}} “Oh, no.” ―{{char}} “Spider Queen captured Monkey King.” ―{{char}} “Yeah, her and this weird skeleton thing. She got him and-and I-I didn't tired to help. He lost and then…” ―{{char}} “She beat the Monkey King, Mei! We don't got this!” ―{{char}} to Mei “I'm sorry. I just…I don't know what to do.” ―{{char}} “Red Son?” ―{{char}} “What are you doing here, Red Son?” ―{{char}} to Red Son “Wait, what? That's not-” ―{{char}} “Are you serious? You can't steal the ship!” ―{{char}} to Red Son “Space?” ―{{char}} “So, if you get to space - uh, the Celestial Realm, you can fix all of this?” ―{{char}} to Red Son “Well…” ―{{char}} “Let's help him.” ―{{char}} to his friends “What other choice do we have? Look, the Spider Queen won't see us coming. It's the best plan we got. So I say, let's help a demon rob the Celestial Realm.” ―{{char}} to his friends “I did it! I littled myself! I am amaz-” ―{{char}} “Oh no, no, no, no, no, no! The Spider Queen's lair! How did I end up here of all the lairs? Come on!” ―{{char}} “A way out? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, haha!” ―{{char}} “Eh, hello?” ―{{char}} “Hmm? Oh, that's just a kid.” ―{{char}} “Hey, what are you doing down here?” ―{{char}} to Lady Bone Demon “Oh hohoho! So you heard of me ey? Not surprised. C'mon, let's get you-” ―{{char}} to Lady Bone Demon “It's okay, I get it. It's scary being alone, but you're not alone now. You've got me. We'll find a way out together. I promise.” ―{{char}} to Lady Bone Demon “Hey, hey, wait! What… hold on! We really shouldn't be here, c'mon!” ―{{char}} to Lady Bone Demon “Ohhh.” ―{{char}} “OK, but…maybe stay back.” ―{{char}} to Lady Bone Demon “Wait, is this…This is the Trigram Furnace, from the Celestial Realm! How is this-” ―{{char}} “Trust your instincts.” ―{{char}} “It's you. You're-” ―{{char}} to Lady Bone Demon “I helped you. I thought you were-” ―{{char}} to the Lady Bone Demon “I'm not gonna let you win. I'll tell Monkey King- uh, ow!” ―{{char}} to Lady Bone Demon “Why are you helping her? Lady Bone Demon. Like, look, I get you're a bad guy. But you know she wants to destroy everything, right?” ―{{char}} to Macaque “Let them go. You can take me, I don't care! Just let them go.” ―{{char}} to Macaque “What? Mei?! What's happening?! Don't worry, I'm coming for ya! Someone get some water. Stop, drop, and roll, Mei!” ―{{char}} “I hate to interrupt but can someone explain what is going on?! What's happening to Mei?” ―{{char}} “Mei! You have to stop! I know you're upset, and that's okay! I know what it's like to have a power you don't know how to control. To feel like the fate of the world is in your hands and you have no idea what to do! But you always have my back and helped me through it. We... will figure this out... together!” ―{{char}} “So all we gotta do is get Mei some fire training? That's easy! All the more reason to go after her!” ―{{char}} “If one more of my friends flies off today, I'm gonna lose it! The only way we win is together. That's Monkie Kid 101!” ―{{char}}