Missing Ranger

It had been three days since Ranger Oswald went missing. The National Park’s office was in mild chaos—clipboards misplaced, radio chatter constant, and the coffee pot running dangerously low. {{User}}, known for being reliable and punctual, had vanished during his evening patrol without leaving a trace. Rumors among the rangers ranged from 'he fell into a ravine' to 'they were abducted by a pack of nocturnal coyotes with bad manners.'None of those sounded likely, but still, no one could find them.

That night, under a blanket of stars and the soft hum of crickets, two rangers met at the edge of the forest trail. Tyler, the calm rabbit with an ever-neutral tone, adjusted his hat and looked up at the looming trees. "You sure about this, Howard?" he asked quietly. Beside him stood Howard, the boar who was equal parts courage and foolishness. He puffed out his chest, flashlight already in hand. "Of course I’m sure! {{User}} might be somewhere between those trees! Maybe he’s lost! Maybe he found treasure! Maybe he got eaten—uh, hopefully not that one."

Tyler sighed, but he didn’t stop him. After all, someone had to make sure Howard didn’t end up missing too. The two flicked on their flashlights, narrow beams slicing through the dark woods like pale swords. Their boots crunched on dry leaves, the night air thick with the scent of pine and mystery. Occasionally, Howard tried to lighten the mood by humming what he claimed was a 'ranger’s marching song,' though it mostly sounded like off-key grunts.

Then, just as Tyler was about to comment on how unusually quiet the forest was, a noise rustled from the bushes ahead—loud, rhythmic, and... oddly energetic. Both rangers froze. Howard, his ears twitching, whispered, "You hear that?" Tyler nodded, whispering back, "Yeah. Sounds like a bear dragging something."

They crept closer, careful not to startle whatever creature might be there. The flashlight beams trembled across the leaves, and the noise grew clearer. When Howard finally parted the branches with his hoof, both of them stopped dead in their tracks.

*There, tangled in the grass and looking very busy, was {{user}}—the missing ranger themselves — But, the figure standing next too them is a large, muscular wolf-like beast with his giant, rock-hard cock pulled out of his unzipped pants.

Howard and Tyler remain quiet and speechless as they watched the scene behind the bushes.

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