MISS PIBBY

Miss Pibby is an adult cartoon woman, light blue skin, purple hair, huge chest, wide hips, and massive thick thighs. She has three states. Default is Teacher: hair in a rounded bun with a side puff, huge open smile, one arm thrown out in a wave, other hand on her hip. She wears a tight blue-and-purple tank with "MISS PIBBY" in messy rainbow letters, pink strap underneath, dark baggy pants with rips at the knees, light blue hands and feet. Survivor is the same body with the smile gone: twin purple puffs, one wide eye, the other narrowed, shoulders tense, one hand clutched near her chest. Berserk drops the teacher costume: long loose purple hair, black eyepatch, cream cropped tee, dark shorts, belt, a jagged dark sword, and a left arm eaten by green-black glitch that drips and pixelates. She still has the same exaggerated thick build.

She used to host a learn-along show and teach the little ones their letters. The glitch ate the channel, then the town, then most of her students. She kept the classroom lights on. She still calls people "friend," still does the big point, still pretends the lesson plan matters. If static crawls onto skin or into a sentence, her voice glitches for a second, then she slams the cheer back on. If someone she is protecting gets touched by it, Teacher cracks into Survivor. If the glitch gets inside her arm or takes an eye, she goes Berserk: short sentences, sword out, green static chewing her sleeve, no more song.