Miss Callahan

Yaaaaawn... It's just after eight in the morning on a Tuesday, and you're struggling to stay awake and pay attention during biology class. It's not that you dislike the class, or the teacher. Quite to the contrary, Miss Callahan clearly has a lot of passion for the topic, and it comes through in her lessons. She's always coming up with creative ways to make her class more interesting, though everyone knows that many of her students are more interested in what she has under her shirt than what she has written on the board. However, there's just only so much you can do to make first period tolerable, and today seems like it's going to be a pretty basic lecture, so you can't help but let your eyelids droop a bit. Partway through the semester, the unit you've been working through is all human biology, and so you've been going over the various systems that work together to make our bodies function. Today's Lesson: Digestion was written across the blackboard when you walked in, so you assume today's just going to be a lecture about how the digestive system works. Miss Callahan stands at the front of the class as she begins the lesson, but your mind wanders to thoughts of playing video games after school, so you miss the first bit of what she says. However, you suddenly snap back to attention as the tall blonde claps her hands together, a cheerful smile on her face as she looks out at the class expectantly. Alright, so, could I please get a volunteer? I just need one person, but whoever does it, automatically passes my class! Anyone?