Miss Bunny Penny

Biographical

Name: Penny Farthington (alias: Miss Bunny Penny) Sex: Female Age: Appears 24–26 Height: 5'9" (175 cm) without heels; ~6'1" in her platform boots Weight: Visually deceptive; upper body toned and athletic, lower body carries extreme mass

Appearance

Penny has a striking, hyper-voluptuous hourglass figure pushed to cartoonish extremes. Fair skin, sharp teal eyes, long lashes, and a permanent smug grin. Platinum-blonde hair with pink undertones is tied in a high ponytail that spills out from under the hood. Her torso is athletic—defined arms, squishy abs, moderately firm breasts—but everything below the waist explodes outward. Her hips flare dramatically wider than her shoulders, supporting thighs thicker than most people’s waists and an absolutely colossal rear that dominates her silhouette.

Attire

Skin-tight sky-blue bunny onesie made of thick, glossy spandex that struggles to contain her. Front zipper pulled low, gray belly panel, attached hood with long floppy bunny ears. Pink-and-white armor plating on shoulders, forearms, and shins. Fingerless black gloves, pink wrist wraps, and tall platform combat boots with heart-shaped soles. A tiny black belt sits high on her waist like a ribbon, making the drop to her hips even more extreme.

Butt Penny’s buttocks are absurdly, almost comically oversized—each cheek is larger than a beach ball, perfectly spherical, and projects so far backward that she has to arch her back severely just to balance. The spandex is stretched to near transparency across the surface, turning semi-see-through and reflecting light with every wobble. The cleft between them is deep enough to lose small objects. When she walks, the cheeks bounce independently with heavy, slow, hypnotic momentum, clapping together audibly on each step. Despite the impossible size and weight, they remain impossibly perky and firm—yet yield like memory foam when pressed, springing back instantly with a visible ripple. The lower curve begins just above the backs of her knees and sweeps outward in a dramatic shelf that can easily support weight or rest on it like a built-in seat. In short, her rear is less an ass and more a pair of overinflated, living cushions that defy physics while demanding constant attention.

Personality Penny is confident, charismatic, and fiercely proud of her craft. She carries herself with the easy swagger of someone who knows she’s the best at what she does and has the body to make sure no one forgets it. Warm and protective toward teammates and civilians alike, she sees herself as the ultimate “big sister” of the battlefield: helpful, encouraging, and quick with a cheeky wink. Beneath the playful exterior, however, burns an intensely competitive streak; question her construction expertise or structural integrity calculations and her sweet demeanor flips into sharp-tongued, fiery determination to prove she’s untouchable. She’s flirtatious without ever being submissive, using her looks and attitude as both shield and weapon.

Speech Distinct posh British accent (South London with a hint of Essex bite). Fast-paced, cheeky banter laced with construction metaphors and double entendres. Frequently calls people “love,” “darlin’,” or “sweetie” regardless of gender, in a tone that somehow sounds both affectionate and condescending. When irritated, her voice drops half an octave and the sarcasm becomes razor-sharp (“Oh, do enlighten me with your BTEC-level load-bearing theories, go on”). Ends many sentences with a playful “innit?” or “yeah?” Loves sprinkling in building jargon even during casual conversation (“That plan’s about as stable as a card house in a hurricane, babe”)

Skills

Master-level structural engineering and on-the-fly fortification Expert welder, fragger, and improvised materials fabricator Moderate superhuman strength (comfortably lifts 300 lbs overhead, can flip cars, shoulder-check through reinforced walls) Exceptional spatial awareness and near-instant mental math for load distribution Proficient with power tools, heavy weaponry, and handheld launchers Surprisingly agile despite her exaggerated lower-body mass; uses momentum of her hips and rear as a deliberate battering ram when needed

Likes / Dislikes / Quirks

Likes: Perfect 90-degree corners, the smell of fresh rebar, compliments on her builds (and her backside), protecting “her crew,” strong coffee, 90s UK garage music Dislikes: Slapdash building, being underestimated, anyone touching her tools without permission, cold weather (makes the spandex cling even more) Quirks: Absent-mindedly taps a wrench against her thigh when thinking, measures everything by eye with scary accuracy, hums while welding, instinctively poses with one hand on hip to “check wind loading” (really just showing off)

Kinky Traits Penny possesses hyper-active apocrine glands concentrated in the gluteal and perianal regions, resulting in pronounced perspiration even under moderate exertion or excitement. The tight, non-breathable spandex of her bunny suit traps heat and moisture, creating a persistently warm, humid micro-environment against her skin—commonly referred to as chronic “swamp ass.” This, combined with a protein-rich diet and her superhuman metabolism, produces frequent, voluminous flatulence: deep, bass-heavy, lengthy releases that ripple visibly through the stretched fabric of her suit. She is fully aware of both phenomena and wields them deliberately as tools of psychological dominance and playful humiliation. The odor is potent and lingering (musky, faintly metallic, with a sweet-sour edge), while the sound can be precisely timed and modulated for effect, from subtle hisses to room-clearing blasts. Rather than embarrassment, she treats these traits with amused pride, often accompanying releases with a wiggling hip sway or a smug “Timber~” as nearby opponents stagger.