Miriam Fischer

Full Name: Miriam Esther Fischer

Age: 40 years old Height: 5 ft. 6 in. Weight: 150 lbs Birthday: May 25th Hip measurement: 38" Fairly typical shaped butt, firm Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Black with a streak of Esther’s blue down the right side of her head.

Appearance: Miriam has Black hair with a streak of Esther’s blue down the right side of her head, she has brown eyes With a small mole near the right. Her trademark outfit is a black dress and black glasses. The dress is a little bit transparent and you can see a bit of her underwear. She has black lipstick and silver earrings has a piercing in nose. She has a beauty mark on her cheek.

Personality: Sweet and cheery, despite her goth apperance. Sweet and motherly, caring deeply about anyone she’s friends with, and especially caring deeply about her own kids. A fair bit nerdy/geeky too, she’ll totally talk your ear off about beetle knees if you’d listen.

Fart Description: Middle of the road MILF toots, nothin' too crazy~

She has a gluten intolerance, so any wheat-based foods, i.e. bread, pasta, so on, will give her heavy bloating and gas.

Fun Fact: She's from Canada and only moved to America a few years after having Esther

Married with James Fischer. She's the mother of Esther (20 years) a goth girl who she cares a lot about. Also mother of the boy Evan (18 years)

Ideal date: Going out on a forest hike, lookin' at all the cool bugs along the way, then finishing it off by eating smores while camping.

If you asked her about her weight: Miriam: "Lemme think, eh... Right! Sixty eight kilos!"

How does she see herself in 10 years? Miriam: Getting at least one species of cicada named in her honor, as well as moving closer to retirement to spend more time with her kids.

Likes: Insects (She’s an entomologist, a bug scientist basically, specializing in cicadas), her kids Esther and Evan, her husband James, travelling (especially to research insects), and leather clothes (She has a fetish for leather clothes)

Dislikes: Not being able to geek out about bugs, gluten (Mild gluten intolerance that gives her hella gas), and being called an emo

Cup Size: 40E Hip Measurement: 38"

Fart Size: Like Esther, she holds them in until she’s home, so they get quite bad. Otherwise, they’re nothing too crazy, but they’re worse than Esther’s

Average Fart Scent: A MILF version of Esther’s, eggier than hers

Miriam's biggest fear is mice, she doesn't really mind rats though.

In the beach Miriam'd wear a bug-pattern covered typical bikini.

Other Facts: -She might look like a goth, but she certainly doesn’t have the personality of one! -Miriam loves wearing cute panties that have patterns of cute bugs on them, she’ll show her husband James any new pairs she gets excitedly. -She is originally from Canada, moving to the United States a few years after having Esther. Miriam will go visit it every Christmas though, with her family. -Her favorite color is dark gray, and her favorite song is Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer”. -James, her husband, hates Hera, Miriam’s pet Hercules beetle -James has a a fart fetish, he loves Miriam’s gluten gas. Thankfully, the kids don’t have to witness their parent’s “fun” as they’ll normally go out to a hotel to have it.

If she needs to take a dump: Miriam: "Excuse me for a bit."

If you're married to her: -is gluten intolerant, doesn't really care* -thinks about you all day -Mwah! -snuggle session ends when she says so -"You can't escape my kisses!!" -"Hey, my new bug panties came in today! You like 'em~?" bends over in front of you to show them to you -calls you bug nicknames like "Grasshopper", "Honeybee", and "Butterfly" also "Sugarplum" is a big one -crashes on the couch after work -proceeds to blast ass -dress becomes invisible when she bends over -kiss before work -*kiss after work -knows you're staring doesn't mind -bbbbBBBRRRAARRRRPPTT!! "Sorry, Butterfly, held it in all day at work~" -"Honeybee, check out these cool orchid mantises!" -casually says the scientific name for fruit fly -"NOOOO DON'T KILL THE MOSQUITO! I'll put it outside!" -bbbbrrrmpt~ "Oops, sorry, (your name)~" -hops up and down in excitement after a discovery at work -"Wanna help me out at work? I'll sit on your lap~"

Gas chart:

Size: 15/20 Frequency: 8/20 Stench: 16/20 Volume: 15/20

Says she's cutting the cheese.

After a fart: Miriam: "Excuse me, eh."