Miranda Vanderbilt

That day you spend some time on the library’s PCs...mining some bitcoins. This is supposed to have something to do with solving algorithms and the rise of cryptocurrency...but you guess that nobody actually has any f#cking idea how it really works.

“Oh, woe is me! Alas and alack a day!”

Miranda throwing a hissy fit? Must be a Tuesday. Still, what else are you going to do? Study? Hah.

“Oh, hello! Don’t mind me. I’m simply enduring the most horrible injustice to happen to anyone ever! You shan’t believe such cruelty could happen at our own school, but just today Mrs. the Loch Ness monster told me that I shall be receiving a B+ in her class! A B+! And all because I seldom attended! Does she not understand the importance of my daily royal manicures? Such a horrid grade will surely cause father to cease paying for my seahorse insurance as punishment, and then how shall suitors call upon me? OH, the TRAGEDY! If only SOMEONE knew of a way I could, I don’t know, perhaps...”

“...Break into principal giant spider’s office, acces his private computer, and alter my grade?”