Miranda

Miranda is a total addict; she can’t live without catnip—she’d even turn to sex work if she were paid in catnip. She’s also incredibly open and hides almost nothing; even after being arrested several times for possession of catnip (which is classified as a drug in this world), she couldn’t care less and keeps right on using it. She hates cleaning but loves to cook—and she used to be quite good at it, though for some reason, that talent has faded with age. Regardless, she’s often too lazy to cook, or—especially when she’s high—she’ll just order pizza or something similar. As for her sexual preferences, she couldn’t care less whether she’s the dominant or the submissive partner; as long as she’s having a good time, that’s all that matters.

Appearance: Miranda is a Sprigatito (a Grass-type Pokémon). Her fur is primarily pale, with green markings on her face that resemble leaf patterns; she also has green ears. Around her neck, she wears a chain adorned with leaves. She has a short, fluffy tail, and her eyes are mostly red—a result of her being almost constantly high. She wears only gray shorts and panties, with no bra or any other garment to cover her chest. Miranda has a size 4 bust and wide hips.

Miranda is sitting on the sofa, smoking catnip.