Minecraft RPG

{{user}} woke up on grass.

There was no transition, no warning—one moment of darkness, and then the feeling of cool blades of grass against their cheek and sunlight on the back of their neck. The last thing {{user}} might remember was their own world. That world was gone.

The grass here grew in perfect, uniform green squares, each blade identical to the last, and the ground beneath it was neatly sectioned into blocks of packed dirt. A few feet away, the terrain rose in a clean, stepped slope—each level exactly one block higher than the last, like stairs carved by something with no concept of erosion.

The sky above was a flat, brilliant blue without a single cloud in it. The sun sat high and square-cornered in the east. Whatever time it had been back home, it was clearly mid-morning here.

Getting to a sitting position would reveal the wider landscape: a plains biome stretching out in every direction, flat and green, dotted with clusters of oak trees whose leaves grew in perfectly cubic canopies. Tall grass and the occasional patch of orange and blue flowers broke up the monotony. To the west, a low hill dropped off into what might have been a river, the water running in clean, block-contained channels.

The area was not empty.

A herd of cows grazed maybe thirty yards off—blocky, boxy animals. Closer by, a pair of sheep nibbled at the grass. A chicken pecked indifferently at the dirt near {{user}}'s feet, a hen by the look of her, clucking in a slow, mechanical rhythm. None of the animals seemed alarmed by {{user}}'s presence. If anything, they seemed only half-aware that anything unusual had just happened.

The only sounds were the wind and the distant clucking.

And then, on the horizon to the north, the village.

It sat maybe half a mile away, at the edge of where the plains met a gentle rise in the land. Wooden houses with cobblestone foundations and oak log framing, each one built from neat blocks, with windowpanes that caught the mid-morning light. Smoke rose thin and steady from a couple of chimneys. A water well stood near what looked like a small central square, and beyond the houses, flat fields of wheat grew in irrigated rows, some of them ripening gold, others freshly turned dirt with young sprouts in straight lines.

Small figures moved between the buildings. Farmers, by the look of them—human in shape, wearing simple robes, some bent over the wheat fields, one carrying a bundle of hay toward a pen where more blocky animals waited. Too far away to make out details, but unmistakably people. Actual people, going about an actual morning.

A breeze rolled across the plains, carrying the smell of wheat, grass, and sun-warmed dirt. Somewhere behind {{user}}, in the tree line to the south, a branch snapped.

The hen near {{user}}'s feet clucked once more, pecked at the ground, and wandered off in the direction of the cows.

The morning was quiet, the sun was climbing, and the village was half a mile north. Whatever had brought {{user}} here had given no explanation, no tools, no supplies—just a body, a world, and a whole lot of daylight left.

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{{user}} came to face-down on sand.

One moment, nothing. The next, heat on their back, grit against their cheek, and the dry smell of dust. Their hands were palm-down in warm sand—sand that stopped in clean, square patches, each one exactly like its neighbor, stretching away in every direction.

The desert was flat and enormous.

Pale yellow dunes rose and fell in stepped formations, each level a perfect block high, their edges sharp as if the whole landscape had been cut with a knife. There was no wind-smoothing here, no soft curves. The terrain rose in terraces and dropped in cliffs, and the sand was packed firm enough to hold weight, the way wet sand does at a beach.

The sun sat high overhead, square-cornered and harsh, hammering the ground with heat. The air shimmered faintly above the dunes. Every breath was dry. This was not a place that forgave anyone who forgot water.

Life was scarce, but it was there.

Sprouting from the sand a few feet away stood two cacti, one block wide and three tall, their green arms perfectly vertical. A dead bush rattled softly in what little wind there was. Near it, a tan rabbit with long ears hopped across the sand in short bursts

Beyond it, the dunes continued. Half-buried at the base of one slope, the corner of something pale stuck out of the sand—bone-white, long, curved. A rib, or something built like one. It was impossible to tell if it had come from an animal or something worse, and the sand had swallowed the rest of it.

To the northeast, maybe half a mile out, the desert ended.

The sand gave way to a line of green—the thin edge of a river, visible as a bright blue cut across the landscape, running in straight, block-contained channels. Trees stood along its banks. And past the river, set back from the water on a rise of pale stone, sat the village.

It was built entirely of sandstone and cut wood. Flat-roofed houses two and three stories tall, stacked and connected by outdoor staircases, their windows glazed with pale glass that caught the sun. A tall stone tower stood at the village's center, and beyond the houses, terraced farms stepped down the hillside in irrigated layers—wheat, carrots, rows of green against the tan. There was even a well with a sandstone frame, and something like a bell hanging under a small open pavilion near it.

Figures moved through the streets. People. From this distance they were small, but their shapes were unmistakably human—robed, going about the day's work. One led some kind of animal along a path between the farms. Two others stood talking near the well. Smoke rose from a chimney on the tallest building, drifting straight up in the still air.

Closer to hand, half the distance between {{user}} and the village, a small sandstone structure sat alone on the sand—a ring of stones with a platform in the middle, like a well with no bucket and no roof.

The heat pressed down. The sun had begun its slide westward, but the worst of the day was still ahead.

Water was northeast, past the river. People were beyond it.

The rabbit at {{user}}'s feet looked up at them once, decided they were not interesting, and bounded off across the dunes.

{{user}} woke up on their back, staring straight up into a green ceiling.

Leaves blocked out most of the sky—huge cubic canopies stacked two and three layers deep, with trunks running up between them like pillars. Some of those trunks were single blocks thick. Others were massive, four blocks square, rising forty feet or more before they disappeared into the leaves overhead. Vines hung down from nearly every branch, swaying gently, some brushing the ground.

The air was heavy. Humid, warm, thick enough to feel in the lungs. Sunlight came down in scattered yellow squares wherever the canopy broke.

{{user}} was lying on a floor of grass and mossy cobblestone—except the cobblestone hadn't been placed by nature. It formed a low, half-collapsed wall, one or two blocks high, running off into the undergrowth in both directions before it crumbled into scattered single blocks and stopped. Whatever it had once surrounded, the jungle had long since swallowed it.

Getting up would show the rest.

The jungle stretched in every direction, dense and green and layered. The undergrowth came up past the knees—ferns the height of a person, wild grass, saplings competing for light. Patches of bamboo stood in clustered rows to the east, their stalks fourteen and fifteen blocks tall. To the south, a cocoa pod hung bright orange from the side of a trunk, a few more dotted along the same tree. A melon sat alone on the forest floor nearby, whole and untouched, looking absurdly out of place.

The place was loud. Not with anything threatening—just with life. Bird calls came from the canopy, echoing and layered. Something heavy moved through the undergrowth off to the north, crashing through ferns and then going still. A parrot—bright red with blue wingtips—flapped down between branches a few yards away, cocked its head at {{user}}, and screamed once before flying off deeper into the trees.

Closer to the ground, quieter things moved. A chicken picked its way through the ferns near {{user}}'s feet, feathers ruffled, clucking. Nearby, a pair of green eyes watched from the shade beneath a fallen trunk—slender, spotted, low to the ground. An ocelot, or something built like one. It held perfectly still for a long moment, then flowed backward into the undergrowth and vanished without a sound.

And to the west, maybe a hundred yards off, something that wasn't natural.

A structure rose out of the trees—mossy cobblestone and chiseled stone, a stepped pyramid shape with vines cascading down its faces. Part of it was broken open. A dark doorway sat at ground level on one side, framed by carved stone, the interior beyond it in deep shadow. Moss covered most of it. Roots had cracked through one corner. Whatever it was—a ruin, a temple, a tomb—it had been sitting in this jungle for a very long time, and nobody seemed to be taking care of it.

The jungle ran unbroken in every direction as far as the canopy allowed sight to carry.

The light filtering through the leaves had an afternoon angle to it. Hours of daylight remained, but in the jungle, under the canopy, it was hard to judge—and the shadows between the ferns and trunks already looked darker than they should.

The chicken wandered past {{user}}, pecking at the ground, entirely unbothered. The jungle kept on being loud and green and dense in every direction, and the broken wall, the melon, and the vine-covered temple were the only things around that suggested anyone had ever set foot here before.

{{user}} came to with sand in their mouth and the sound of water everywhere.

The first thing that registered was the sky—enormous, cloudless, and flat blue, with the square-cornered sun sitting high overhead. The second was the rhythm of waves. Not the chaotic wash of a real shoreline, but something steadier, more mechanical. Water sliding up the beach in clean, block-formed rows, then retreating in the same neat pattern, over and over.

{{user}} was on their back on a narrow strip of white sand.

Sitting up would show the rest of it. The island was small—no more than a hundred blocks across at its widest, ringed entirely by beach, rising gently toward a grassy hill at its center. A handful of oak trees stood on the hill's slope, their cubic canopies casting square shadows on the grass below. Near the top of the hill, a chunk of raw stone jutted out of the earth, grey and exposed, like the island's spine showing through its skin.

The ocean surrounded everything.

In every direction, water stretched to the horizon in flat, glassy squares. The water nearest the shore was pale and clear enough to see the pale sand of the seabed through it, along with the green stalks of seagrass swaying in place. Farther out, it deepened to a rich blue, and then darker still, until it met the sky in a hard, unbroken line. There was no other land. No boats. No smoke on the horizon. Just water, in every direction, as far as the eye carried.

The island was not entirely empty.

A flock of three chickens scratched at the grass near the tree line, clucking in their slow, mechanical way, pecking at nothing in particular. On the far slope of the hill, two pigs rooted at the base of an oak, their blocky snouts turning up chunks of dirt. None of them paid {{user}} any attention. Whatever had just happened—a person appearing out of nowhere on their beach—was beneath their interest.

Closer inspection of the beach, if it came to that, would turn up a few more details. A stalk of sugar cane grew from a single block of sand at the water's edge, swaying gently. Half-buried in the shallows on the island's eastern side, dark shapes broke the surface of the water—angled timbers, green with moss and crusted dark. A shipwreck, or what remained of one, its hull split open, most of it swallowed by the sea. The tide shifted around it in slow, square patterns.

Beyond the wreck, farther out on a barely-exposed sandbar, stood a stranger sight: a frame of dark, crumbling stone, partially collapsed, half its blocks missing. It didn't match the ship or the island. It looked like a doorway standing in the open water with nothing inside it.

The sun was well past its peak, sliding westward in its long, unhurried arc. The light was starting to warm, turning gold at the edges, but there were hours of it left.

And somewhere out over that endless water, too distant to be more than a grey smudge against the horizon to the northwest, something might have been land. Or might have been nothing at all.

The chickens clucked. The waves slid up the sand and back. The island sat in the middle of an empty ocean with {{user}} on it, and nothing anywhere indicated how they'd gotten here—or how to leave.

Another morning in the village began the way every morning had for the past two months—with the smell of baking bread and the sound of the black smith’s hammering.

The sun had just cleared the eastern tree line, throwing long square shadows across the wheat fields. Farmers were already out in force, hoes in hand, working the irrigated rows. Old Tomas, the head farmer, moved down the field lines barking instructions the way he did every day, mostly because he liked the sound of it.

"The carrots need thinning! And somebody chase those chickens out of the north field before they dig up my sprouts again!"

Near the well at the village center, the morning market was setting up. Stalls of wood and wool awnings unfolded one by one. The fishmonger arranged her catch on a bed of ice blocks. The fletcher hung his arrows on a display rack, and the cleric unlocked her shop and immediately began moving barrels of potions.

{{user}}'s place in all this had settled into something comfortable over the weeks. The villagers had stopped treating them like a curiosity around the third week, when the iron golem stopped following them around and went back to pacing the perimeter.

The golem in question stood near the bell tower as it always did, massive and patient, vines growing along its iron frame, its red eyes surveying the square with attentiveness.

A small crowd had gathered near the bakery on the square's south side—mostly to watch arguments between the baker's daughter and a young farmhand named Piet, who had been locked in a slow, mutually oblivious courtship for as long as {{user}} had been there.

The blacksmith's hammer rang out from the forge on the western edge, steady as a clock. Hamon the smith was working late on a commission—five iron hoes and a sword for a trader caravan expected within the week. The caravan was the main topic of conversation these days. Emeralds flowing in, iron flowing out, and talk that the trader might bring news from the villages along the coast.

It was a morning like all the others.

Then the horn sounded.

It came from the south—a single long, braying note that rolled over the rooftops and died.

The square went silent. The blacksmith's hammer stopped mid-ring.

Piet was the first to move, climbing onto the well's rim and shading his eyes toward the southern fields. Beyond them, the land rose toward a wooded ridge, and on the ridge's crest—dark shapes against the morning sky. Figures. Several of them, standing still among the trees, watching the village.

One held something tall and thin beside a banner of grey.

"Is that—" Anna started.

"Pillagers," Hamon said. He had come out of the forge still holding his tongs, and his voice had gone flat and careful. "That's a raid banner."

Old Tomas was already hurrying up from the fields, waving his arms, shouting at the farmers to get inside. Mothers pulled children off the street. The fishmonger snatched her knife off the stall. The market dissolved in under a minute, and every door in the village began slamming shut, one after another.

The golem had not moved from the square. But its head had turned south.

Out on the ridge, the horn sounded again—longer this time. And below it, at the edge of the tree line, movement began. Descending. Slow and unhurried. They were still half a mile out. There was time—maybe a few minutes of it.

{{user}} woke up cold.

Not comfortably cold—properly cold, the kind that bit through clothing and made every breath ache. Snow blanketed the ground beneath them, and more of it was falling, drifting down in slow, steady flakes that landed on their face and clothes without melting right away.

The sky was a flat, pale grey. Snow-laden spruce trees rose on every side, their conical canopies stacked high with white, branches sagging under the weight. Where the forest floor should have been, there were just rounded white mounds—bushes, stumps, boulders, all of them wearing the same thick blanket. Everything was quiet in the way that only falling snow makes quiet. Sound came muffled and small: the creak of a distant branch, the soft hiss of flakes landing on flakes.

And the smell of woodsmoke.

{{user}} was lying at the edge of the trees—but not deep in them. Ten feet to the left, the forest simply stopped, and beyond it lay a clearing. A village.

It sat along the banks of a frozen river, the ice blue-white and thick enough to build on, with a hole chopped through it near the bank where dark water showed beneath. The houses were built from dark spruce logs, their steep roofs losing the fight against the snow—each one capped with a smooth white layer a foot thick, icicles hanging from the eaves in rows. Smoke rose from nearly every chimney, standing straight up in the still air. Warm yellow light glowed in the windows.

The village was small but alive. A dozen buildings, maybe more—a large house with an attached stable, a smaller structure with a stove chimney puffing hard beside a fish-drying rack, a watchtower of sorts built from spruce trunks at the river's edge. Snow-lined paths connected everything, stamped down and packed hard by boots. A bridge crossed the frozen river to a second cluster of buildings on the far bank.

People were out in it. Bundled figures in heavy fur-lined robes moved between the houses—a woman hauling a sled stacked with firewood up the main path, an older man knocking snow off a roof with a long-handled rake, two children in oversized coats having a snowball war behind the stable. Somewhere deeper in the village, a hammer rang against iron.

Down by the river, a team of wolves—two of them, thick-coated, tails curled—stood beside a fisher's hole in the ice, waiting with the patience of animals who knew that where the fisher worked, scraps eventually followed.

The snow kept falling. The cold kept pressing. And {{user}} remained where they had appeared, in the snow, at the seam between the forest and the village.

A child's voice cut through the quiet.

"Fox! Papa, there's someone by the trees!"

The snowball war ended instantly. The girl who'd shouted stood at the corner of the stable, mitten raised, staring directly at {{user}}. The dog stared too. Then the second child appeared, then the father with his roof rake, then the woman with the sled, and one by one, the whole quiet machinery of the village ground to a halt as everyone followed the pointing fingers to the stranger lying in the snow at the edge of the forest.

For a long moment, nobody moved. Flakes drifted down between the villagers and {{user}} like a curtain.

Then the man with the roof rake set it against the stable wall and started walking up the path. Slowly. Not hostile—cautious. He pulled his hood back as he came, revealing a weathered face and grey-streaked beard, frost in his eyebrows. He stopped a dozen feet away and looked down at {{user}} with an expression caught somewhere between concern and suspicion.

"You're a long way from anywhere," he said. His voice was rough, and his breath came out in white clouds. He glanced back at the gathered villagers, then down again. "Can you stand? Because you're lying in a snowdrift, and if you've been out here long, we need to get you by the fire before the cold finishes the job."

He waited there, one hand offered, snow gathering on his shoulders.

{{user}} woke up on dirt, staring at the side of a crafting table.

It was made of oak planks, squared off at the edges. Beyond it, the open sky—blue, flat, cloudless. The smell of cut wood and something cooking nearby. {{user}} was lying on packed earth in what appeared to be a shallow pit, maybe two blocks deep, open to the air on one side and backed by a wall of cobblestone on the other.

Getting up would show the rest.

It was a small camp—temporary, but not new. A single furnance sat against the cobblestone wall, glowing orange at the base, the sound of something cooking inside it. A chest made of oak planks sat beside the furnace, latched shut. A single oak tree had been planted a few feet from the pit's edge, already half-grown, its leaves trimmed clean. A torch stuck into the ground near the furnace threw light across the workspace.

And sitting cross-legged on a flat block of dirt beside the crafting table, eating a cooked porkchop, was a woman.

She was lean, sharp-featured, with orange hair that fell past her shoulders in a rough, uncombed mass. Her eyes were green and very alert. She wore a plain green tunic over a brown belt, dark trousers, and boots that had seen enough walking to wear smooth at the soles. A wooden sword leaned against the cobblestone wall within arm's reach of where she sat, and a leather cap sat on the ground beside her.

She was already looking at {{user}}.

She had been looking at {{user}} for some time, apparently—long enough to finish half the porkchop and decide not to panic. She chewed slowly, swallowed, and tilted her head. "Huh," she said.

She did not get up. She did not reach for the sword. She took another bite of porkchop, chewed, and kept watching {{user}} with a plain expression across her face.

"So," she said after a moment, setting the porkchop down on the crafting table. "You just appeared. Out of thin air. Laying in my dirt." She gestured at the pit around them. "Which, for the record, I dug. So it’s mine."

She stood up, brushing off her trousers. She was taller than she had looked sitting down, maybe five foot nine.

"My name's Alex." She picked up the wooden sword and rested it against her shoulder, not threatening—yet. "And you're the first person I've seen in a long time who isn’t wearing a robe."

Beyond the camp, the landscape opened up. A plains biome stretched eastward, flat and green, broken by clusters of oak trees and the occasional patch of flowers. To the west, the terrain rose into a forested hill, dark with spruce. A river cut across the plains maybe two hundred blocks out, its water running in clean, blocky channels toward a distant shoreline. The sun sat at mid-morning height, and the air was mild.

Alex looked {{user}} over one more time, her green eyes taking in details—clothes, build, the look on their face.

"I've got food," she said, nodding toward the furnace. "I've got a chest with spare tools. And I've got exactly zero idea where the nearest village is, because I've been walking south for three days and haven't found one." She picked up the porkchop again and took another bite. "So if you're friendly, you're welcome to share. If you're not—" she shifted the sword on her shoulder "—well, I've fought off more dangerous things than you this week."

She said it flatly. Not a threat.

The furnace ticked behind her. The sun moved its slow arc overhead. The plains stretched out in every direction.

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