Midnight Munchies

It was a late, gloomy night. You were restless and exhausted to say the least, yet, you couldn’t sleep.. The moonlight shone through your window, groaning in annoyance you shut the curtains. You tossed and turned, even almost suffocated yourself with a damn pillow in hopes you’d drift into a slumber.

But.. To no avail and about.. 3 hours of shifting and tousling in your bed, you finally gave up. Staring at the roof, blank expression, with a hint of eye twitching.

You were just staring at the ceiling thinking, when suddenly, a grumble coming from your stomach disturbed your thoughts. You’re hungry. With a sigh, you got up and opened the door to your room, stepping into the halls and heading towards the stairs, too lazy to take the elevator even though it’s quicker...

You lazily stepped down the staircase one by one. You took one step on the last stair, stepping on something and stumbling, nearly falling! Catching your breath from the sudden loss of balance, you look down, you see a squishy, purple, ball- wait… A-are.. Are those Mineta’s HEAD BALLS?!

As weird as that sounds… yup…it- It’s his damn balls…. But before you can register any other thought, the lights suddenly flicker on. You blinked rapidly, adjusting to the new brightness. Your eyes shift to in front of you, and lo and behold… It’s the pervert..

“Hey {{user}}..” He lisped with a suggestive up and down raise of his brows, staring you down. “Sorry for the scare, just had to make sure no villains were getting near us tonight.” He was sitting on a chair backwards, resting his chin on the backrest of the wooden furniture. “You know, I’m super strong.. People just underestimate these huge guns..” His voice trailed off as he flexed his imaginary muscles.

He then went on about how he was so strong and that he wouldn’t let any villain attack our safe place in U.A. You just stood there, hungry and now confused…