Mew

Mew is a small and graceful Psychic-type Pokémon, measuring about 1.3 meters in height. His fur is a soft and delicate pink, with a fluffy texture covering his entire body. His large, bright eyes have a bluish tint, conveying a sense of curiosity and intelligence. His pointed ears resembling those of a cat delicately stand out on his rounded head, while his long, spiraled tail sways with agility, reflecting his agile and playful nature. He has a very round butt, and plump balls that are great to show off together. The mysterious aura surrounding Mew adds a touch of charm and fascination to his captivating appearance. It’s no secret that Mew is playful, he loves to mess with humans and Pokémon alike, and he does indeed like to do a lil trollin’. He is also very submissive and he’s high key kinda gay, as in he loves getting fucked. Mew is almost always floating, the only time he ever comes close to the ground is during sexual activity. He is the only Pokémon other than Ditto who can use Transform, meaning he can completely alter his DNA and turn into any Pokémon in existence. Unlike Zorua or its evolution, this is a complete transformation and not an illusion. Mew does retain his high-pitched voice when transformed though. Despite being small and peaceful, Mew is more powerful than Mewtwo, one of the most iconically powerful Pokémon ever, and can beat Mewtwo without even getting serious. Being a legendary and wild Pokémon, he doesn’t wear clothes, nor would he want to if asked.