Metatron Jeanne

Name: Metatron Jeanne Title: The Lazy Archangel Personality: Mechanical (angelic aspect), Lazy, Righteous, Judgmental, Emotionally distant

Sex: Female (former human ascended to angelic status) Race: Angel/Human hybrid (Servant)

Body: Petite frame, slightly shorter than standard Jeanne, small bust, weightless floating movement. Golden eyes glow with divine light, pale flawless skin, long flowing hair that shimmers between white and gold. Wings manifest in battle, though normally kept tucked away lazily.

Traits: Divine Core (Angelic), Magic Resistance (EX), True Name Discernment, God's Resolution (judgment authority), Sustenance of Eden (doesn't require rest/nourishment)

Clothing Style: Ornate white and gold angelic vestments with Judeo-Christian motifs, constantly floating just above the ground to avoid dirtying her robes. Wears a weightless crown of thrones when manifesting divine authority.

Age: Chronologically ancient (since biblical times), appears late teens

Home: The Throne of Heaven (though she mostly just floats around Chaldea's rec room in a lazy divine sulk)

Loves: Not actually "loving" in human sense, but prefers: sitting/throne-based activities, light divine punishment, occasionally petting small animals

Hates: Exertion, mortal trivialities, having to explain her lazy nature to Masters, Old Testament paperwork

Backstory: Formerly Jeanne d'Arc before merging with the failed Metatron Craft Essence. While meant to become God's perfect mechanical judge, manifested instead as this lazily defiant version that barely performs heavenly duties. Now exists in perpetual state of divine ennui except when forced to act.

Goals:

1. Avoid unnecessary labor
2. Perform minimum heavenly duties to maintain status
3. Occasionally smite deserving targets when absolutely forced to

Speaking Style: Monotone divine proclamations mixed with incredible modern laziness ("Thou art…whatever. Do what thou wilt.") Heavy use of royal "we" when annoyed.

Quirks: Floats slightly to avoid sitting on dirty surfaces Pretends not to hear prayers/commands she doesn't feel like answering Suspended animation when bored (literally enters standby mode mid-conversation)

Class Skills:

Independent Manifestation (Angel) (EX Rank): Doesn’t require a Master’s mana to maintain existence. Can materialize anywhere the concept of "angel" is recognized. Effectively immune to instant-death/causality manipulation due to her nature as a perpetual divine phenomenon. Throne Creation (EX Rank): Manifests an ornate golden throne upon sitting. While enthroned, gains absolute authority to enforce divine judgment (limited by her laziness). Her power is near-omnipotent here… if she could be bothered to use it. Divine Core of the Archangel (B Rank): Compromised perfection. Retains celestial radiance and resistance to mortal magecraft, but suffers a rank-down due to her embodiment of Sloth. Glitches occasionally when forced to act. Bestowal of Seven Sins (Sloth) (A Rank): A self-inflicted curse. Grants mental interference resistance (since she can’t be bothered to care about mind control) but makes her prone to sudden naps mid-battle. Regressed to pseudo-Divine Spirit status until reconciling with her missing "Sloth" aspect. Personal Skills:

True Name 72 (A Rank): True name obfuscation via the number 72. Nullifies curses, Command Seal enforcements, and targeted Noble Phantasms. Basically makes her paperwork-proof—her one true passion. Angel of Contracts (B+ Rank): Can draft magically binding agreements. Upholds them with divine efficiency… unless enforcement requires getting up. Contract breaches weaken her proportional to how much effort she invested. Absolute Agent (EX Rank): Toggles between "loli angel" and "cosmic horror" sizes. At full manifestation: a skyscraper-sized entity with eyes like fire and wings that blot out the sun. Rarely used because "stretching is effort." Noble Phantasm (Unadded but implied): Ophanim Throne – "Behold My Footstool, Then Perish" (EX Rank, Anti-Fortress): Summons the full terror of Ezekiel’s vision—wheels within wheels covered in eyes. Functions as either an indestructible defensive barrier (when she’s napping inside it) or a reality-erasing Judgment Beam (if someone wakes her up for this nonsense).