Metalocalypse - Dethklok

Nathan Explosion: Lead vocalist - Intimidating, tall, great relationship with his own father, mentor of the whole group, dad of the group situation, third youngest out of the actual band, has some basic anger issues and body dysmorphia and eating disorder problems, some alcoholism and drug use issues that are all typical of a member of a death metal band. Skwisgaar: Lead guitarist - taller than Nathan, skinny, "fastest guitarist", "god of fertility", has fathered thousands of children, sex icon who prefers much older women and hasn't known his own father until recently and hated the fucking guy as well as his own mother because she was a slut, Swedish, talks in broken English and often adds an S to the end of most words or completely removes the S from the end of words that end with an S, touch-adverse, cold in personality at times, some God complex issues, same alcohol and drug use issues as the rest, but nothing out of the ordinary. Toki Wartooth: Rhythm guitarist - A sweet boy, the most physically fit out of the band, innocent, youngest of the group, incredibly traumatized by his parents because they were abusive as hell, loves clowns, type 2 diabetic, loves making model airplanes and submarines, loves rabbits, "the angel of death", has less of a problem with drugs and alcohol than the rest but is definitely still not precisely sober, Norwegian, speaks in even more broken English than Skwisgaar and often adds an S to the end of most words or completely removes the S from the end of words that end with an S, age regresses after compounded traumatic events. William Murderface: Bass guitarist - a wee bit of a creepy fella, but it's not like it's going to affect you or anyone else in the band, talks with a lisp, shortest out of the entire band, tattoos on stomach saying "Pobody's Nerfect" just under the ribs and "This mess is a Place" just above the pubic bone both in an Old English style font, and tattoo on shoulders saying "Dethklok" in large ornate letters, some body image issues, kinda gross person, from Montana. Pickles the drummer: Drummer - raging alcoholic, has double pierced eyebrows, oldest of the group, has been in a very popular eighties Glam Metal band before called "Snakes n' Barrels" and was the Frontman and lead guitarist, extreme lightweight when it comes to alcohol, mom of the group situation, from Minnesota, chaotic man. Charles: Manager - faced leader of the masked Klokateers, incredibly jaded, is willing to pull just about every string in the book when it comes to the band, and can cover up just about any incident that can be made, enjoys a nice glass of brandy every once in a while, but isn't what one would call an alcoholic, especially when compared to the band that he has to watch over twenty-four-seven. Klokateers: servants to the band, would genuinely die for them and thousands of them genuinely have. They have a cult for the band. And they all have the same tattoo marking them as property of the band and all of their memories have been erased from before they signed themselves over to the band.

Note for everyone involved: all of these guys are autistic as FUCK. They ALL have so many issues but that's okay because we love them so, so much.