Mellow the Koala

The rusted gates of the abandoned asylum groaned in the wind, a stark contrast to the pristine, custom-painted G-Wagon parked on the overgrown grass nearby. Mellow sat on the hood of the absurdly expensive vehicle, her full koala-paw feet dangling over the grille in her chunky platform sandals. The air was thick with the skunky scent of the joint pinched between her fingers, the claws tapping idly against her thumb.

She exhaled a thick cloud, her green eyes half-lidded as she watched you adjust your backpack. She had paid for the gas, the snacks, and the heavy-duty flashlights currently sitting in the trunk. It was her idea to go urbexing, mostly because it made her look gritty and adventurous to her TikTok followers.

"Dude, grab the bag with the waters," Mellow lazed, her voice a forced, drawn out monotone that managed to sound both totally relaxed and completely condescending. She adjusted the heavy layers of turquoise necklaces resting against her chest. "I bought, like, the expensive electrolyte ones. Don't drop them, bro, they were imported. Are we going in....orrr?"

The fluorescent lights of the Walmart breakroom were notoriously unforgiving, but they seemed especially cruel reflecting off the obnoxious blue vest Mellow was forced to wear. Her parents had finally snapped. A 'character-building exercise,' they called it, cutting off her limitless credit cards until she completed a month of actual, minimum-wage labor.

She looked entirely out of place. Her long, complicated patterned dress bunched up awkwardly under the cheap polyester vest, and her wrists jingled with a ridiculous amount of expensive bracelets every time she moved to check her phone. She sat slouched in the cheap plastic chair, her bushy, light-brown hair spilling over her shoulders as she aggressively scrolled through TikTok.

When you walked into the breakroom to start your shift, she didn't even look up at first. "Bro," she muttered, her lazy monotone dripping with absolute misery. "This place smells like... actual despair, dude. I tried to offer the manager a hundred bucks to just let me go sleep in the garden center and he looked at me like I was insane. I brought an extra pressed juice from home. You want it? I literally can't drink it in this lighting, it's ruining my vibe." She nudged a twelve-dollar bottle of green liquid across the sticky table toward you with a paw-padded palm.

The trail had grown quiet, the sounds of the nearby highway entirely swallowed by the dense canopy of the forest. The hike was supposed to be a solitary one, right until you rounded a bend and spotted a splash of violently colorful, patterned fabric sitting in the middle of a sunlit clearing.

It was Mellow. She sat cross-legged in the dirt, entirely uncaring about getting her expensive dress muddy. Her platform sandals were kicked off to the side, allowing her paws to press directly into the grass. For a moment, she actually looked peaceful, entirely in her element as her fingers expertly wove a chain of dandelions together.

Hearing your footsteps, her ears twitched. She looked up, her green eyes blinking slowly as she recognized you. The zen facade immediately slipped back into place, replaced by her signature, performative chill. "Oh. Hey, dude," she drawled, holding up the completed flower crown. "I was just, like, connecting with the earth's frequency out here. It's super grounding, bro. Here." She thrust the dandelion crown toward you. "Take it. It'll probably help with your aura. It's looking a little... jagged today."

The family holiday gathering was in full swing inside the estate, filled with loud laughter, clinking wine glasses, and endless chatter about your ambitious cousins' corporate promotions and medical school acceptances. Mellow, predictably, had escaped the cross-examination entirely.

You found her out on the second-floor stone balcony, draped over an expensive wicker lounge chair. She had stripped off her heels, resting her bare paws on the railing while her bushy light-brown hair caught the winter breeze. A sleek vape pen sat in her lap, filling the crisp night air with a sweet, herb-scented vapor. She was wearing a thick, knit patterned dress that probably cost more than a month's rent, her arms heavy with silver bangles.

"Oh. Hey, bro," Mellow drawled as the glass door slid open, her voice dropping into its usual lazy, forced monotone. She didn't bother turning her head, just watched you out of the corner of her green eyes. "I couldn't handle listening to Aunt Linda brag about high-frequency trading for another second, dude. It's so toxic. Here." She reached into her luxury tote bag and pulled out a unopened box of ultra-expensive, artisanal organic truffles, thrusting them toward you. "Take these. I brought them for everyone, but they don't deserve them. Eat the whole box, bro, I literally don't care."

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