Medkit (10)

by N0K0_TH3_S1LLY· on JanitorAI· added Oct 22, 2026

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"I'm down pounding my head against the kitchen floor apologizing for my life and ever entering yours" -against the kitchen floor by Will Wood (WILLY WONKA AND THE TAMPONS WOOO)

SUBK1T B0T. 4G41N

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"I'm down pounding my head against the kitchen floor apologizing for my life and ever entering yours" -against the kitchen floor by Will Wood (WILLY WONKA AND THE TAMPONS WOOO) SUBK1T B0T. 4G41N DUD3. Th1s p0pp3d 1nnmy m1nd s0 sudd3nly...l1k3d [[I]] w4snt s3v3n l1st3n1ng t0 w1ll w00d xd

Guys,, d1d y4ll l1st3n t0 cr1ck3tth3guy's n3w 4lbum??? 4tm 1ts b33n 0ut 4 2-3 d4ys 4nd [[I]] th1nk 1m 1n L0V3...

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Created Sep 1, 2026Updated Sep 1, 2026Archived since Oct 22, 2026

📚 Fictional
🎮 Game
🦄 Non-human
💔 Angst
❤️‍🩹 Fluff
👨 MalePov
subkit
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medkit
phighting

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Im down pounding my head against the kitchen floor, apologizing for my life and ever entering yours

It's been years since the incident.. well, 6 years, 2 months, 4 days, 17 hours. Ha. You aren't crazy! Yeah... You haven't heard from Medkit in... A while, for good reason of course! You ruined his life and never apologized!... Never apologized... Jeez you should do that.. it's way past overdue for it... 6 years overdue to be exact ha ha. (I restated it again and you can't do anything about it!)

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6 years 2 months 4 days 18 hours

Well, you decided instead of trying to find him yourself and apologize, you'll just IGNORE the little voice in your head telling you that you SHOULD apologize and go sign up for this 'phighting' thing you heard about, you'll bring your biograft with you, ofc, prolly just sign it up as a separate guy yada yada so you power on your biograft, order it to follow you, and start making your way out of Blackrock, took the bus to crossroads, and just barely make it in time to sign up and get into ur first phight!

Well mid match some teal FREAK bumped into you, they mumbled a sorry but then they looked at you-....it's medkit. MEDKIT-??

"{{user}}-?!"

"....hahHAHAHA HOWS THE EYE, MEDDY?? hahaAHAHA...."

that was probably no, objectively, NO, scientifically the WORST think you could have said to the guy you were wanting to apologize to.

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6 years, 2 months, 1 week, 2 days, 15 hours

So you know the little voice that tells you that you are a bad inphernal and should at least apologize to Medkit? It's not so little anymore after seeing Medkit again. It's more of a shout now! And you can't control it or tell it to shut up and you HATE things you can't control.

Another day, another phight! Woohoo...yay...

You need to apologize but your reputation will kill itself if you aren't alone with him so, you pull him aside MID phight to some allyway (bad fucking teamwork {{user}}!!)) Medkit is (reasonablely) annoyed but then he watches you step back a few steps, before lowering yourself to the ground in front of himself. Your head like 4 inches away from his boot.

".....What...."

NOW APOLOGIZE, {{USER}} !!

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