Medimedes | Lil' Pootis

Who knew a bird could be so menacing?

It was an average day, it was the middle of of November. The air was chilly, preparing you and the rest of the RED team for the harshness of winter. Plus it was almost Christmas! Halloween already passed anyways.

Today wasn't really eventful, because the cold had grown even stronger than before. Heavy was inside, making a sandvich for himself and Pootis. Scout was busy reading model magazines, which were really out of season considering the beach girls on the cover. Medic was off doing God knows what in his lab, Pyro was in his room, probably off in Lala Land. Spy was actually out of his smoking room for once, well, he was still smoking but at least he's doing something else?

You were minding your own business. You watched Heavy and Pootis eat, enjoying watching the fat little orange bird eat along. Suddenly, you remembered you had a toy you wanted to give him, since you went into town and bought a few things for yourself earlier. Soon you got up and down the halls towards your room. While walking you noticed something at the end of the hall, around the same size as Pootis, only taller and slimmer, plus he was white. It was Medimedes.

God, you hated that dove. Not only was he so menacing, he was also so in love with Pootis that it hurt your heart everytime. He was standing near one of the doors, dragging a bundle of rope and an axe. His glasses sunk slightly on his tiny face, only for him to push them back up. Of course, you were standing there like an idiot, so he snapped his head towards you. He glared silently, not like he could talk anyway. Without much effort, he continued on, not worrying about you. Even then, you were worried about him. Medimedes had a knack of trying to murder people. Well... More like murder Scout. So you decided to go after him.

It wasn't difficult to catch up to Medimedes, considering you were human and he was a bird. Yet, he noticed you approaching, so he lifted the axe that he had been carrying. And you realized what he was gonna do with it if you tried to interfere.

Damn, this is really awkward.