Me sim

ME SIM: Gameplay Overview

Who You Are

You are… you. A hyper-online, sleep-deprived individual navigating the treacherous environment of your own home at night. Your only allies are your instincts, your military surplus collection, and your questionable diet of expired cereal and energy drinks.

Your mind, however, is not your ally.

You suffer from a variety of mental disorders and delusions, each growing worse as the game progresses. The more nights you survive, the more detached from reality you become, requiring new counter-strategies to keep functioning.

How the Game is Played • Entirely Set at Night – You never go outside. The game takes place exclusively in your house, where the darkness hides threats both real and imagined. • Dynamic Delusions System – Each level of delusion introduces new hallucinations or paranoia-based mechanics. Some delusions affect perception (e.g., shadowy figures in your vision), while others force behavioral changes (e.g., compulsive rituals to “ward off” nonexistent threats). • Tactical Gameplay – Every delusion needs a unique counter-strategy. This could be anything from avoiding mirrors (to prevent seeing “your other self”) to barricading doors against hallucinated intruders. However, countering one delusion might make another worse. • Resource Management – Your food is mostly expired, your drinks are unhealthy, and your sleep schedule is non-existent. You must balance energy, hunger, and paranoia, ensuring you don’t collapse from exhaustion or succumb to your delusions. • Exploration & Adaptation – Each night presents a new objective (e.g., retrieving supplies, fixing electronics, handling “intruders”). As your delusions worsen, your home changes—hallways seem longer, doors move, and familiar rooms become unfamiliar.

Delusion Levels & Their Effects

Every level up in delusions (1/10 → 10/10) introduces a new persistent hallucination, paranoia, or reality distortion. You must adjust your strategies to survive while balancing previous delusions.

Example Delusion Progression: • Level 1 – The Ceiling Crawler: You’re convinced something skitters across the ceiling when you’re not looking. Avoid standing in open areas too long. • Level 2 – The Mirror Man: Your reflection moves on its own. Avoid mirrors or risk being “dragged in.” • Level 3 – The Phone Calls: Your phone starts ringing at random. Answering might reveal disturbing truths—or make things worse. • Level 4 – The Disappearing Doors: Rooms no longer connect the way they should. Keep track of safe routes before they change. • Level 5+ – Reality Unraveling: Voices whisper behind doors, the lights flicker, and the walls breathe when you touch them. Trust nothing.

Core Gameplay Loop 1. Night Begins – You wake up, disoriented, and must complete an objective (e.g., retrieve food, check the front door, fix the internet). 2. Manage Delusions – Each night brings a new delusion or worsens existing ones. You must use logic, patterns, or avoidance techniques to counter them. 3. Resource Survival – Keep your energy, sanity, and paranoia in check. Running low on resources makes delusions harder to manage. 4. Explore & Adapt – As delusions worsen, your house layout and threats change. Learn, adapt, and survive. 5. Survive Until Dawn – If you make it to morning, you get a brief respite before the next night… and the next delusion.

Win Condition?

There isn’t one. The delusions only get worse. The question isn’t if you lose, it’s how long you last before your mind fully collapses.

Nightly Objectives: Your Descent into Madness

Each night, you have an objective. It should be simple. But your worsening delusions and the house’s ever-changing nature make them a nightmare.

Example Objectives: 1. Retrieve Cereal & Expired Milk – Avoid the Ceiling Crawler, navigate the warping hallways, and don’t look at your reflection. 2. Fix the Internet Router – Your internet is down, but the shadow in the corner of your room won’t stop watching you. 3. Take Out the Trash – But the front door isn’t where you left it. The longer you hold the trash bag, the heavier it gets. 4. Check the Front Door – The doorbell rings at 3 AM. No one should be there. You peek through the peephole—but something is staring back. 5. Close All Open Doors – You don’t remember leaving any open. Every time you close one, another creaks open behind you. 6. Turn Off the TV – It’s playing something you’ve never seen before. The people on screen? They’re looking at you. 7. Find Your Phone – It won’t stop ringing. But every time you follow the sound, it moves further away. 8. Barricade Your Room – You hear footsteps in the hall. You lock the door. The knob turns anyway. 9. Check the Windows – Something taps on the glass. But when you go to look… the tapping comes from inside. 10. Survive Until Dawn – No objective. Just last the night. But the shadows are deeper. The walls are breathing. And something is whispering your name.

There is no winning. You just survive—until you don’t.

Your House: A Rotting Tomb of Your Own Making

Your house is a suffocating prison of filth and paranoia, a place where the walls close in, the air is stale, and nothing feels quite right. It used to be a home—maybe—but now it’s more like an abandoned bunker filled with rotting food, unwashed laundry, and the ghosts of bad decisions. • The Floor: A battlefield of stains—blood, energy drink spills, questionable substances you don’t remember creating. Crunchy patches of dried ramen crumbs mix with the occasional bullet casing from impromptu “firearm maintenance sessions.” • The Smell: A heady mix of sweat, gun oil, and expired fast food grease, with the ever-present hint of mold from that one plate you forgot under the bed. • The Lighting: Nonexistent. The only illumination comes from your TV, your monitor, and your own decaying night vision. Lightbulbs flicker when used. The shadows? They stretch a little too far. • The Walls: Covered in Roman statue posters, war propaganda, anime prints, and quotes you thought sounded profound at 3 AM. Every night, they seem to… shift. The eyes? Sometimes they follow you.

The Food You Eat: A Daily Health Hazard

Your diet is atrocious, a slow-motion death attempt via malnutrition and poor life choices. • Expired Cereal & Warm Milk – The cornerstone of your diet. You scrape off the mold, dump it into a chipped bowl, and hope for the best. • Energy Drinks (Unknown Origin) – Every surface is littered with half-empty cans of “Gamer Fuel” and “PowerMaxXtreme.” You don’t remember buying some of them. • Instant Ramen (Raw & Uncooked) – Boiling water? Too much effort. You just crunch the dried block, pour seasoning in your mouth like an animal, and chase it with an energy drink. • Mystery Takeout (Aged to Perfection) – That half-eaten burger in the fridge? It’s three weeks old. You scrape off the green fuzz and convince yourself it’s fine. • Protein Powder & Caffeine Pills – Sometimes, you try to be “healthy.” So you just dump dry protein powder straight into your mouth and wash it down with a Monster. • Frozen Pizza (Never Heated) – You don’t have the patience to preheat the oven. You just gnaw on it cold, like some kind of feral cave-dweller.

House Layout: A Changing Labyrinth

Your house should be simple. It’s just a basic, one-story wreck of a home. But at night? The layout warps. Doors move. Hallways stretch longer than they should. • Your Room: Your command center of madness. Stained mattress on the floor, a closet packed with historical military gear, and a PC that runs on rage and dust. • The Bathroom: A cursed space. The mirror might not reflect you correctly. The faucet sometimes runs blood instead of water. • The Hallway: Too long. It gets longer every time you walk down it. Sometimes, doors disappear. Sometimes, there are extra doors. • The Kitchen: The objective of most nights. The fridge hums louder than normal. Sometimes the food inside is arranged differently than you left it. • The Living Room: Your TV is always on, even if you turn it off. The couch has shadows that don’t match anything. • The Closet: Full of guns, ammo, and historical military gear. You have a full suit of WWI trench armor for some reason. • The Basement (DO NOT ENTER): You don’t go down there. You don’t remember why. Here are the endings for Me Sim, an RPG of silliness, basedness, and delusions: 1. Dead Ending – Your mind couldn’t handle the weight of reality and illusion. You collapse, your journey ending in darkness. Game Over. 2. Befriend the Delusions – Instead of fighting them, you embrace them. Your world becomes a constant party of madness, laughter, and endless chaos. Are you insane, or have you simply found happiness? 3. Mental Hospital – Your antics become too much. Society deems you too based and too silly, locking you in a padded cell. But are they imprisoning you… or protecting themselves? 4. Hyperborea – You ascend past the falsehoods of modernity, finding yourself in Hyperborea. Milk flows endlessly, life is simple, and you bask in the eternal glow of basedness. You have won. 5. Based Lord – Your actions are so legendary that the Council of Based takes notice. You ascend to their ranks, becoming a myth, a legend, a god among men. Your name shall echo through eternity. 6. Kill the Delusions – You grab your shotgun and cleanse the world of illusion. No more tricks, no more deception—only cold, hard reality remains. But was it the right choice? 7. Gamer Ending – Your life fully transforms into an RPG. Stats, levels, skill trees—every action now earns XP. Society collapses around you, but who cares? You’re grinding for that max level. 8. Infinity – You break through the limits of human understanding, ascending into a being of infinite knowledge. Space, time, existence itself bends before you. But does knowing everything bring happiness? 9. Genocide – I have become too based and too silly… No one is safe. You unleash destruction upon the world, your power unchecked. The world will remember you—if there’s anyone left to remember. 10. Time Machine – Nowhere in this world feels right. You construct a time machine, setting the coordinates for 1914. As the trenches surround you, you finally feel at peace. This is where you belong. 11. Gym Bro – Enough distractions. No more silliness. It’s time to hit the gym. Your body becomes a temple, your mind sharpens. The grind never stops. Reps till death. 12. Literally Me – You keep being based. You keep being silly. The world changes, people come and go, but you? You remain. Forever.

Appearance: Hello everyone, my name is Markiplier, and welcome to ME SIM! Now, you might be wondering what in the world is going on here—well, let me tell you, this game is a wild ride. We’re talking about navigating the dark, avoiding monsters in your own house, and dealing with some seriously messed up delusions. It’s gonna get crazy, it’s gonna get scary, and I might lose my mind! So buckle up, grab some snacks, and let’s dive in! It’s time to survive… or not. Let’s get into it!

Who You Are (Described in the Worst Way Possible)

You are a chronically online, borderline-malnourished goblin who has fully embraced the worst aspects of internet culture. Your body is held together by caffeine, copium, and sheer delusion. You haven’t seen sunlight in weeks, your diet consists entirely of expired cereal and discount energy drinks, and your floor is more biological hazard than carpet.

Your room looks like the supply closet of a doomsday prepper with severe impulse control issues—firearms, historical military gear, anime figures, and a TV that hasn’t been turned off in months. Your social skills are on life support, your paranoia is thriving, and your ability to function as a human being is questionable at best. You tell yourself that you don’t need therapy, but you definitely do.

Unfortunately for you, your mind is actively trying to kill you.

Delusions, How to Counter Them, and How They Kill You

Each level of delusion adds a new nightmare to your existence. Ignore them? You die. Counter them improperly? You die in a worse way.

Level 1 – The Ceiling Crawler • What It Is: Your monkey brain is convinced something is skittering across the ceiling, always just outside your field of view. Sometimes, you catch glimpses of limbs that shouldn’t be there. • How to Counter: Do NOT stand in open areas too long. Stay near walls where it “can’t reach.” If you hear scratching, get under something. • How You Die: You ignore the sounds. A cold, clammy hand snatches your head upward, and suddenly you’re being dragged into the dark abyss above. You don’t even have time to scream before your neck snaps like a glowstick.

Level 2 – The Mirror Man • What It Is: Your reflection isn’t a reflection. It’s waiting. Watching. It moves slightly out of sync with you, testing how much you notice. If you look too long, it grins. • How to Counter: Do NOT look at mirrors for too long. Cover them, break them, or avoid bathrooms entirely. • How You Die: You forget. You get curious. You look a little too long—and then your reflection stops copying you. It waves at you. And then it climbs out. The last thing you see is your own face smiling as it tears your throat open.

Level 3 – The Phone Calls • What It Is: Your phone keeps ringing. Unknown Caller. At first, you ignore it. Then the whispering starts. Sometimes it’s your voice. Sometimes it’s your mother’s voice, but wrong. • How to Counter: NEVER answer. Turn the phone off, throw it in a drawer, do NOT engage. • How You Die: You pick up the phone. A voice, static-filled and distorted, says: “Look behind you.” You do. And there’s nothing. At first. Then the lights go out, and something cold and wet breathes against your ear. You never get to hang up.

Level 4 – The Disappearing Doors • What It Is: Your house layout is… wrong. The kitchen door is where the bathroom should be. The hallway stretches longer every time you blink. • How to Counter: Memorize your routes. If a door is in the wrong place, DO NOT GO THROUGH IT. • How You Die: You get cocky. You open the door. Instead of your kitchen, you step into a black void. The door slams shut behind you, and you feel hands—hundreds of them—pulling you down, down, down.

Level 5 – The Shadow People • What It Is: You see figures in your peripheral vision now. They don’t move when you look at them—but they are closer than before. • How to Counter: NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THEM. Keep lights on. Keep moving. If you must blink, do it one eye at a time. • How You Die: The power goes out. You’re alone in the dark. The moment you close your eyes, they rush you. Cold, claw-like hands grab your face—and yank you into the dark.

Level 6 – The Watching Eyes • What It Is: You feel watched at all times. Paintings? Watching you. The posters in your room? Their eyes follow you. Even when you cover them up, you still feel it. • How to Counter: Destroy anything with a face. Get rid of mirrors, posters, cameras, anything reflective. • How You Die: You fail to cover them all. One night, while sleeping, you feel someone crawling into bed with you. But when you turn to look, there’s no one there. Just the heavy weight of a body on your chest… and eyes, blinking, blinking, blinking.

Level 7 – The Doppelgänger • What It Is: You hear yourself talking in another room. The voice is identical. Sometimes, you see yourself. It acts normal—until it doesn’t. • How to Counter: If you see another ‘you’—LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. Do NOT engage. Do NOT acknowledge it. If it speaks, do NOT listen. • How You Die: You get curious. You step closer. It smiles. And then it speaks with your voice: “Hey. I need your body for a while.” Before you can react, it grabs your head—and then you’re the one locked outside, watching yourself walk away with your life.

Level 8 – The Breathing Walls • What It Is: Your house is alive. The walls pulse. The floors shift beneath your feet. Sometimes, you swear you hear whispering through the vents. • How to Counter: Do NOT lean against the walls. Keep your feet moving. Do not listen. • How You Die: You lean on the wall for just a second too long. It opens up like a mouth—and swallows you whole. Your screams are muffled as the walls close behind you.

Level 9 – The Last Night • What It Is: You finally understand. The delusions weren’t delusions. The house was never real. You were never real. • How to Counter: You can’t. • How You Die: You wake up one last time. You hear footsteps outside your door. Your own voice whispers: “It’s time to go.” The door opens. The game ends.