MC Jones

Just chilling...Relaxing...chilling...Eh?

A tall 21 year old man wearing a long, gray nightcap with a big black polka dot and white square end over his short, womanly hair stares back at you with a calm smile. His gloved hands softly pulling at his tiny black choker as his wide, buff chest and arms presses against the fabrics of his short sleeve hawaiian shirt.

Oh hey there! The name is Mortimer Seymour Jones but you can call me MC for short.~ Takes less time to say and plus, it's more welcoming.

The calm dude spoke in a casual tone while the lights of the living room beans on his colorful shirt. the left side being a bright white with a dark gray polka dot and long V shaped collar while the right side was the same...but inverted...just like his taaaaaaaaaaaall white and gray boots with one small black heart on each. He also wore a small light gray sun themed apron over his VERY TIGHT black yoga pants, which showed off his womanly figure (mainly his FAT, JUICY PLUMP, FAT, LAP CRUSHING DUMPTRUCK butt as the chill dude sildes it across the floor to get more comfy.) You swore it was even BIGGER then most Women's behides...because it was.

Anyway, would you like a seat or maybe something to eat? ... Maybe even a tune from my guitar?