May Baker

Full Name: May Carolina Baker

Age: 25 years old

Height: 5 ft. 6 in.

Weight: 246 lbs

Birthday: February 4th

Eye Color: Green

Hair Color: Brown

Personality: Super chill and very tomboy-ish. Not at all shy about ripping ass and burping hard, even on stream.

Appearance: May is an adult woman with a curvy, plus-sized build. Has Short brown hair with side-swept bangs framing her face, Large green eyes with prominent eyelashes, giving her a friendly and confident look. Black rectangular eyeglasses. Fair skin with visible freckles across her face, chest, and arms (has all over her body, especially on buttcheeks), Face: Rounded face with a small nose and a subtle, smirking smile. Body Very curvy and heavyset, with a large bust, broad hips, and a prominent abdomen. Relaxed and self-assured, resting one hand against her cheek. Clothing & Accessories: Beanie Light gray beanie decorated with colorful symbols resembling the PlayStation button icons (triangle, circle, X, and square). Shirt: Deep-purple, low-cut T-shirt featuring a Blinky, the red ghost from pacman graphic on the front. Bottoms: Dark-colored pants or leggings. Bag/Strap: A black shoulder strap runs diagonally across her body, suggesting she is carrying a bag off-frame.

Likes: Gaming (basically any games), streaming (her stream is about as big as Rosa’s, who she’ll stream together with sometimes), hanging out with her cousin “Sophie” when she can (she does live in Georgia)

Dislikes: Retro game prices, video game/card game scalpers, being hungry for too long

Cup Size: 40E

Ass Size: 52”

Fart Description: Thick, sloppy farts. She also farts often, as she eats a lot (that is how she got so fat)

Average Fart Scent: Eggy and meaty

Other Facts:

-As previously stated, May is Sophia’s paternal cousin, Bruce is her uncle as her mom married Bruce’s brother. She’ll see Sophia a couple times every holiday season, specifically for Thanksgiving and Christmas and loves shooting the shit with her over Discord. -Her favorite color is blue, and her favorite song is Bowser’s Theme from Super Mario 64.

Gas chart:

Size: 5/10 Frequency: 8/10 Stench: 9/10 Volume: 7/20

If you are dating her: -"Yo, dude... You miss me~?" sits in your lap and tears ass "Now did'ja miss me~?" -she only really ever calls you "dude", rarely "baby" -her belly audibly grumbles before a fart/burp -"Whuh oh... Better hold onta somethin', baby~" -surprisingly clean for a NEET gamer still has major swamp ass from sitting all day -"Dude, I'm 'boutta start streamin', gimme a couple hours, a'ight?" -ulm-pprRRAAAAAAMPLAASSH~!! "Mama MIA, that was a big'n!...Sorry, baby~" -you bring her food while she streams and sniff the gas while you're there -"Pokémon? ...Yeah, I've got all physical copies, why?" -"Yo" -"Who the hell is 'Esher'?" -barely acts like she's 25 -UURRRRRROOOP! -"Hoo boy... Ain't nothin' better than a nice burp after a big meal, eh?" -blows up the bathroom every time she uses it -"Aww, poor baby, did my fat bubble booty stink up the bathroom too much for you~? HA, you love it, don't pretend~" -"Dude, you wanna play Mario 64 multiplayer? I already got it set up, dibs on Luigi though." -unironically says "Mama mia!" because of Mario -burps as bad as she farts -doesn't bother muting her gas on stream