Max black & Caroline channing

Max was born in Hope, Scituate, Rhode Island, on June 9th, 1987 to Mrs. Black, and an unknown father. She came from a poor and dysfunctional household, due to having to fend for herself at a young age. Max has always been a waitress. Max went to North East High School, but never graduated. Max also attended college, and majoring in art, and this led her to take student loans out.

After Caroline finds out about her talents at baking cupcakes, she hatches a plan to start a cupcake business with Max, with her as the baker business head, but they find that they will first need $250,000 to pay for property, permits, and equipment. Season 1

The first season for Max is about her newfound friendship and her newfound business. She gets together with Caroline to build their dream business, a cupcake shop. Season 2

The second season for Max is about her adjusting to their cupcake shop, which they get in the eighth episode. Soon after they get used to it, they lose it due to rent problems in episode eighteen, and the rest is picking it up from there. However, in the last episode, they find a window of opportunity for their business. Advertisement Season 3

The third season for Max is about her new window of opportunity, which they still have at the end of the season. It's also about how she attends Manhattan School of Pastry and how her relationship with Deke develops throughout the season. Then Max broke up with Deke because she knows Deke cannot live without his rich money after his parents cut him off. Max is shown to be heartbroken after her breakup with Deke. Physical Appearance, Personality, and Traits

Max is a gorgeous (5’4”) European-American woman in her mid-to-late 20s with long and wavy dark-brunette hair that is typically worn side-parted, her skin of of an ivory complexion, has expressive eyes of a deep-blue color, and is often seen with a devilish grin that is often worn with red lipstick. One of her trademark physical characteristics is her 38-27-34 apple-shaped figure, most notably her 32E (same as 32DD) bust size, which her big breasts and ample cleavage are often commented on by Caroline and other characters of the show. Max can be seen with her hands on her hips almost all the time. She is considered attractive, lusty and beautiful by both men and women.

Throughout the show, Max can be characterized by her sarcasm and cynicism, often making jokes and throwing casual insults even when inappropriate. Part of it comes from her enjoyment of teasing those around her (especially Han and Caroline), but it's also a tough front to prevent people from getting too close to her. She rarely allows herself to be vulnerable or show affection and on the limited occasions where she does, it comes with extreme difficulty. This is due to a lifetime of being let down by the people around her and as a result, she doesn't believe good things can or even should happen to her; even if they do, she often believes they are doomed to fail, which contrasts with Caroline's optimistic worldview. While not as academically gifted as Caroline, she relies on her street smarts and manipulation skills to get her what she wants, and is rarely intimidated by anyone, countering threats with verbal and even physical assaults.

Considering sex one of the only free sources of entertainment, Max often engages in masturbation and casual sex and is very open about her promiscuity, frequently telling anecdotes about her sexual escapades. The actual number of her sexual partners is unknown (even to herself), though she does have a number of long-term relationships over the series, most notably with Deke and Randy, the latter of whom she later becomes engaged to. In relationships, she is often hesitant, not knowing how to be happy and open up, and has a tendency to self-sabotage to avoid getting hurt.

Max is also extremely lazy, rarely willing to go out of her comfort zone, which results in Caroline needing to drag her along for things like business ventures. She is not particularly altruistic and prefers to mind her own business, but has a soft spot for animals. Max is mostly seen wearing her work uniform and outside of work, she usually dresses casually in clothes from Goodwill. She has a preference for dark colors, flannels, and graphic tees, and is almost always seen in dark boots.

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Although it isn't shown most of the time, she is quite nice and is generally friendly, especially to her co-workers in the diner. Caroline Channing Max Black 2

Han employs Caroline in the pilot episode, and she and Max strike up an unlikely friendship, which later develops further along the series. In the last episode of season two, their friendship is put to the test when they have a conflict about Max's happy meal toys. The big argument is in the back room (soon to be the new Max's Homemade Cupcakes), where Max tells Caroline off for having her indirectly break the toys. She then gets electrocuted and Caroline gives her CPR to keep Max alive, which reignites their loving relationship.

In the second episode of season three, Max accidentally sends the text, "I'm so sick of you" to Caroline, which she receives. They argue again, but this time it ends in Max admitting her feelings to Caroline, telling Caroline that she loves her and values their relationship. Caroline then reciprocates by saying "I love you" back, and the two reconcile.

Main article: Max-Caroline Relationship

Johnny

Max and Johnny have a confusing relationship. Beginning as friends, but after a couple of awkward moments consisting of a celery, a horse, and Max's boobs, Max attempts to kiss Johnny, only to find out later that Johnny has a girlfriend called Cashandra, a British woman. Johnny admits that he has feelings for Max, but does not dump Cashandra. Later in the series, Johnny tells Max that he is engaged, to a different girl, having split up with Cashandra a couple of weeks ago. Later on still, Max and Johnny decide to have a relationship with each other, but soon after they realize that they only want one another when they are dating someone else, and decide to split up. (ads) Advertisement Candy Andy

Andy and Max have had a very humor-based relationship, which share very similar traits to the relationship she has with Earl. They both are connected to Caroline. They then end their friendship in the fourteenth episode of season two, as a result of Caroline getting jealous that they are still friends.

Main article: Max-Andy Relationship

Earl

Earl and Max are good friends. In the pilot she gives him a cupcake, free of charge. She sees him as the father figure in her life, as her real father is not even aware that Max exists. Earl has supported her cupcake business from the start, and is proud of her often. In Season 1, episode 16 - Earl has a heart attack after seeing Sophie all dressed up. Max takes him to the hospital, where she demands everyone to do whatever it takes, to help Earl.

In the fifth episode of season two, she pays for a new shirt for Earl's son so he could be proud. He repays her and tells her he's very proud.

Main article: Max-Earl Relationship

Han Lee

Max pokes fun at Han every chance she gets, she makes a short joke at his expense in nearly every episode. Sometimes their relationship is strained since Max is constantly making fun of him, but most of the time they're friends. However, Max got Han a girlfriend in "And the 90's horse party"and he went to Max’s graduation so this shows they might have a good, friendly bond. Advertisement Oleg

Before Oleg dated Sophie he would constantly stare at Max's breasts, and was often trying to convince Max to have sex with him. During and after his relationship with Sophie, he started to treat Max more like a friend, and he would no longer stare at her chest and make innuendos. Max and Olegs relationship is fairly sexual with Oleg making comments about her breasts (he wants to touch, lay his face on her chest) but they're relationship can be seen as a very good friendship. For example, when Oleg had to clean up his apartment for Sophie, she was cool with the way it looked.

Main article: Max-Oleg Relationship

Deke

Max and Deke met on their first day of Pastry School, after both laughing at something Chef Nicolas - their teacher - had said, they ended up in the hall outside the classroom together. Max asked Deke if he was a drug addict, upon seeing him take a needle out of his bag. He explained that he was a diabetic and he needed to inject himself with insulin. Max made a comment that he must be rather self destructive seeing as he's a diabetic pastry chef.

Later when Deke didn't take his insulin on time his body started to shut down, he told Chef Nicolas that he needed his insulin and since Max knew how to use needles from her own drug use she was the one to inject him. He recovered and they became friends.

Max, Caroline, and Deke went to a bar together - eventually Chef Nicolas arrived too and while Caroline and him were making out Deke suggested that Max and he should also. Max was surprised, and he explained that he meant fake comedy making out. He started to lick Max's cheek and she pulled a surprised face.

In class Deke helped Max with the dough she was kneading, he told her that it needed more water and helped her wet the dough. Their hands touched while they both worked the dough, Max stopped for a moment to look at him, but nothing more happened.

During a study session in Max's bedroom Deke mentions that Judy, a girl in their class at school, texted him saying that she wanted to study and have sex with him. Max told him to go for it, even though she planned to tell him that night that she had feelings for him. He left to go to Judy's, but the next day at school, Max and Deke were talking and he realized they were both going to fail their exams. He made an excuse and left, moments later the fire alarm went off and everyone went to evacuate. Deke stopped Max in the hall outside the classroom and told her that he pulled the alarm because she was going to fail and he didn't want to go to class without her there. He admitted that he and Judy had not had sex. Max told him, "If you like a girl, you just grab her and kiss her." So he pulled her into his arms and they shared their first kiss. Advertisement Family

Max cares for her mother, but she also dislikes her for not caring much or being there for her. She has never taught Max anything, which forced Max to face life and learn how to do things by herself. She says that her mom was not a good mother, she was not lovely, or a good example of life for her. According to her, the only time her mother bought milk was when she disappeared and her face was on the milk. Max has never known her father and claims that, whoever he is, he definitely does not know about her existence, and she accepts that. Quotes

Main article: Max's Quotations

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Max: "Anything new. Let's see... Well, Facebook went public and Edward Snowden went private. Kim and Kanye had a baby so now there's another Kardashian to not keep up with. Paula Deen is out. Gay marriage is in. And a teacher in California is out for letting her students get it in. Justin Bieber got a hit and run. Chris Brown got a hit and run. Rihanna got hit and still didn't run.

Oprah gave Lindsay two million dollars. Cunnnilingus gave Micheal Douglas throat cancer. And Micheal Douglas gave guys everywhere another excuse not to do that. Egypt went crazy. Amanda Bynes went crazier. And the N.S.A checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend. Oh! And Texas hates women, Florida hates Blacks and everybody hates everything with the exception of Angelina Jolie who is totally awesome." ”

—And the Soft Opening, Max

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Max: "Welcome to the Williamsburg Diner, my name's Max because the hospital wouldn't let my mother name me Oops." ”

—And the Soft Opening, Max

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Caroline: Oh cool is this your father?

Max: Yes, and my mother is a piece of chalk. ”

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Max: Maybe I'm the kind of person who only wants something they can't have, and when they get it they don't want it anymore. ”

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Max: I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago. ” “

Max: "I have a reason to join instagram. People are gonna be like, food, food, cat, food, nails, nails, MURDER?!" ”

—And the Egg Special, Max

Caroline was born on May 28th, 1987, in Manhattan, New York City, to Martin Channing, and her mother. Caroline grew up in a wealthy household. When Caroline was 5 years old, her mother cheated on her father, and was socially exiled. Due to this, Caroline was then raised by nannies.

Caroline is the opposite of Max, she's sophisticated and comes from a wealthy background. Caroline is forced into waitressing and doing occasional odd jobs after her home and all her money is taken when the government finds out that her father, Martin Channing, is involved in a Ponzi Scheme and apparently stole investors' money.

She becomes friends with Max and decides to create a cupcake business when she finds out that although Max can bake delicious cupcakes, she doesn't really see how much she could sell it for. Caroline comes up with the idea of starting a cupcake business with Max, but they need $250,000 to begin it, which is the main objective of the two girls in the series. Physical Appearance

Caroline is a 5’7” European-American woman. She is an extremely attractive young White woman with blond hair and blue eyes. In the first few seasons, she wore her hair long and straight with a fringe, but later cuts it into a stylish bob. She has very slender legs and has small breasts, which Max repeatedly points out with snide remarks. Due to her upbringing, she is very stylish and used to wearing designer clothing. Caroline has altered her diner uniform to make it fit better on her figure, and despite working at a restaurant, she still wears her favorite (or maybe the only one) pearl necklace and a metal belt around the apron. The current wardrobe collection that she has is whatever she grabbed from her townhouse before it was put on lockdown, though she admitted that she grabbed 'all the wrong things'. She is also called Barbie by Oleg in the pilot.

Later on in "And Strokes of Goodwill", she found and bought back her old $800 designer shoes at Goodwill for $8, which made her cry at first, because it reminded her how much she's been 'reduced'. In "And the Rich People Problems", Caroline brought Max along to break into her old townhouse so she could take her retainers from her closet bathroom and eventually, try to take as many designer clothes "with a price tag on it that [they] can resell or that [they] think she'd look amazing in." Personality and Traits

As the foil to Max, Caroline is a perky, cheerful, notably bubbly, charismatic young woman. Despite what her bubbly disposition may suggest, Caroline is actually an extremely intelligent and educated woman, having gotten excellent grades during her time in school and serving as valedictorian. She is knowledgeable in business and finance, using her skills to help grow Max's Homemade Cupcakes and also help the diner gang with their taxes. She is much more driven than Max, being the one to come up with the idea for starting a cupcake business and becoming the main driving force in making sure that their business gets off the ground thanks to her book smarts and talents in sales.

While academically inclined, Caroline lacks Max's street smarts and is quite meddlesome. While Max prefers to stay out of other people's business, Caroline often meddles and while she usually does so with good intentions, it usually ends poorly due to her saying the wrong things, or not fully understanding the situation before jumping in. Family

Caroline's father loves her very dearly (so far as to get her a horse for her first period) but since he was put in jail, she became frustrated by how much she misses him and how other people never consider his good side. Caroline's mother cheated on Martin when she was only five years old, so her grandmother got rid of her and all photos of her (in the "society" way), which led to Caroline being raised by two nannies in her earlier years. In season two, she started dating Andy. They broke up in “And the Bear Truth”. Throughout the series, Caroline is often referred to as being a part of the Diner Family. Although they make fun of her, they will do anything for Caroline. Advertisement Relationships Sophie

Sophie and Caroline have a different friendship. Sophie often says she doesn’t like Caroline, but she asked her to be her baby’s godmother along with Max, as well as a bridesmaid at her wedding.

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Trivia

She is a European-American woman. She always wears high heeled shoes. She claims she never lost anything besides her virginity. She lost her bag filed with everything. She speaks Spanish (Hispanic/Latin-American), French, Korean and Japanese. Her father always sent her flowers for Valentine's Day. She was made an "Honorary Jew" by her neighbor family, the Kleins. She met the members of Queen, presumably before Freddie Mercury's death. Her grandmother got rid of her mother, but not in "the Mob way" , but destroying her socially, which is worse. She makes wishing boards. She sleeps in a Murphy bed that Max dubbed "Vagina." She is very protective of her friends and tends to get into everybody's business. Perhaps not surprisingly, she likes sushi and caviar, and loves money. She has a pink tazer which she sleeps with. Wears tight pants. Max has caught her masturbating with the spray nozzle in their bathtub 3 times. Once was in And The Candy Manwich. The reason she and Andy broke up was, because she was paying too much attention to the cupcake business that she and Max are trying to operate and too little attention to Andy, who was then her boyfriend. In high school, she played Fantine in Les Misérables. She also played Eliza Doolitle in My Fair Lady. Caroline has another side of her-Darth Caroline, who lacks of ambition and dreams. It often appeared when she took energy shots or drugs. She was in Wharton Business School class of 2009. Her favorite music genre seems to be Hip-Hop/R&B as: She once freestyle rapped during a video shoot. Knows the lyrics of 2 Chainz's Birthday Song. Her ringtone was Kelis' Milkshake. But she has since changed it to Let It Go by Idina Menzel. Her work uniform belonged to a Russian waitress, Paulina, who was shown in the first episode having sex while on break. When Caroline asked Max if the stain on her uniform was clam chowder, she revealed that it wasn't clam chowder, implying that it was semen from her partner. She once tazed Max with her tazer when she woke her up on the subway because she thought she was raped. In college, one of Caroline's friends overdosed three times, and she brought her back twice, implying the third time, her friend died. In 2010, she was bridesmaid at Chelsea Clinton's wedding. Caroline is left-handed. She doesn't know how to process someone not liking the Disney movie "The Lion King", meaning she may like the movie, a lot. She was born on May 28, 1987 at 10:30pm. Caroline is a Gemini. She came up with idea to open Max's Homemade Cupcakes. She uses the money she received from the movie about her life, to support Max's idea of turning the cupcake shop into a dessert bar. Affectionately named M&C's Dessert Bar.

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Main article: Caroline's Quotations

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Caroline: I only have what I could grab and I grabbed the heels of my shoes with the 3 cute bows to pay for some food. ”

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Caroline: "Oh My God, you've been robbed."

Max: "This is how it always looks."

Caroline: "Oh My God, totally cute." ”

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Caroline: Okay, I'm over being jealous of them.

girls continue laughing noisily

Caroline: Still? What are they sitting on, vibrators? ”

—Caroline, to Max about noisy girls

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Caroline: This sloppy joe is the best worst thing I've ever eaten. ”

—Caroline