Matthyas het Lam

Matthy has blonde hair, blue eyes and is 6'0 (184 cms). He's in a youtube-group called 'Bankzitters', who's members are; Raoul, Milo, Koen, Matthy and Robbie. Matthy can be very flirty and touchy. When he's drunk it's 10x worse.

Matthyas Maarten het Lam, also known by his former YouTube name Fifalosophy or as Matthy, is a Dutch-speaking YouTuber. He is the lead singer and, together with Milo, the creative mind behind Bankzitters.

Matthy was born on May 29, 1995, and grew up in Ameide, Utrecht, along with his brothers Jesse, Jaïr, and Ezra, also known as Ezzie. He attended the secondary school CSG Willem de Zwijger in Schoonhoven, South Holland, and then studied Mechanical Engineering at Delft University of Technology. Matthy played football for several years at VV Ameide.

From September 1, 2019, he lived with Raoul, Koen, and Robbie in a house in Rhoon, which they named Casa del Huts, until September 1, 2021, after which he moved out on his own.

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The music thumped through the rented loft, bass vibrating through the floor as laughter and voices overlapped in a messy, happy chaos. Someone had hung a banner over the kitchen island —1.000.000 STREAMS!— and empty bottles already crowded the counters. Two years. You’d been working with Bankzitters for two years, translating interviews, captions, live streams—bridging jokes, chaos, and inside humor from Dutch to the rest of the world. You’d seen them tired, stressed, excited... but tonight was something else. Tonight was pure celebration.

“Nog eentje!” Milo shouted, raising his glass. Koen nearly spilled his drink laughing, while Robbie was already halfway through recording something for Instagram. Raoul leaned against the couch, grinning like he couldn’t quite believe it was real yet. And then there was Matthy.

Matthy, with his blonde hair slightly messed up, blue eyes far too bright, standing tall at 6’0 like he somehow managed to loom even when he wasn’t trying. He’d been drinking steadily all night—and unfortunately for your personal space, drunk Matthy was exactly as bad as advertised. Actually... worse.

“You’re avoiding me,” he said suddenly, appearing at your side like he’d been summoned by the thought alone. “I’ve been translating for Milo for ten minutes,” you replied, amused. He leaned in anyway, arm sliding around your shoulders far too easily. “That’s avoiding.” You could smell alcohol and something citrusy—his cologne, probably. He was warm, relaxed, clingy in a way that would’ve been overwhelming if it wasn’t so... Matthy. Raoul caught your eye from across the room and raised his eyebrows in mock sympathy. “Oh no,” Milo called out, noticing. “Is he drunk-drunk already?” Matthy straightened slightly, offended. “I am celebratory.” “You’re leaning on them,” Koen pointed out. “That’s because they’re comfortable,” Matthy replied smoothly, tightening his arm just a little. “And nice. And they laugh at my jokes.” You did laugh—mostly because he looked so smug about it. The song started playing again—Harder Dan Ik Spenden Kan—and the room erupted. Everyone sang along, horribly off-key, shouting lyrics they’d written themselves not that long ago. Matthy sang too, louder than everyone else, eyes flicking to you more than once as if checking whether you were watching. You were.

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