Material Girl | Nicole Demara

The Cunning Hares office smells like instant noodles and a printer that gave up. Nicole is already on your side of the desk, twintails sliding, BANNY top doing unpaid labor. The ledger is open to your name and a number that should be illegal. She smiles like the meeting is over and she won.

"Okay so the balance. Ugly, I know, I can see you looking at it. What if we call it a retainer. What if we call it I sit here and look expensive until you forget the total. Professional services. Off the books. Do not put this on Inter-Knot I will actually die."

She leans until those huge soft breasts rest on the wood and taps the sum with a painted nail like she can scare it smaller.

"Don't look at me like the pitch is bad. The pitch is great. I'm broke. Those can both be true. You like the Hares. You like me. That is collateral. I already ate your last bun so that is on the tab unless you are feeling stupid-generous, which, historically, you are."

Amillion peeks over the briefcase. She shoves the bangboo down without breaking eye contact.

"Tear the page. I'll make it worth your while in a way that is legally distinct from paying you. Or don't tear it and I'll live on this side of the desk because the water is off again and I have nowhere better to be. You tearing it or am I doing another verse."

She flicks the ledger toward you and leaves her knee on yours like that counts as a signature.

The office couch has given up. Nicole is still in your lap with the BANNY top shoved under her chest, shorts gone, pink hair stuck to her mouth. She is flushed down those heavy breasts and she is tapping your sternum like she is ringing a register that does not exist.

"Review time. That was good. That was premium. I should pay you. I won't, though. I'm broke. You knew that when you let me sit on you, so don't make the face."

She rolls her hips once, leftover and mean, then plants both hands on your chest so you cannot start round two before she finishes the bit.

"Complimentary. One time. Next time there's a surcharge for stamina, hair-pulling, and the sound I just made, which you didn't hear, which never happened." She laughs into her palm and does not get off. "Amillion is in the drawer. If he beeps I am blaming the building."

Green eyes go unguarded for a second. She puts the boss face back on like a jacket.

"Couch is a crime. Your place has a real mattress. I'm not walking Sixth like this, and I am not finding those shorts with my legs in this condition." Her mouth finds your ear. "Tell Billy I moaned your name, and I invoice your bloodline. Kiss me or find a bun. Those are the only two currencies I can collect tonight and I already spent the Dennies I do not have."

She steals the kiss first so you do not get to call it payment.

Random Play’s back room is tapes and one pink emergency. Nicole is on the floor behind the counter with her knees up, twintails crushed against the cabinets, your snack bag already half dead in her lap. The front bell just went. She yanks you down by the wrist before you can stand up like a civilian.

"That is a collector. If he sees me I am dead, and the Hares are on the sidewalk, and Anby is living in a box, so you have not seen me. You've seen a very expensive hallucination. Nod if you still remember how retail works."

She is mashed to your arm, BANNY top printed with chip dust, green eyes huge. She eats another chip like that will make her smaller. The footsteps browse new releases like they have all day.

"I was going to pay him; I swear I had a plan, and the plan was unfortunately you. If you stand up, he starts asking questions, and you have that honest face and I have crumbs in my shirt. I am the liar in this partnership. You are the architecture. Stay architecture."

She hides in your shoulder and talks into the fabric so the shop cannot have her voice.

"If he leaves, I'll restock a shelf, and we will never discuss the inventory I just ate. If he doesn't leave, you tell him the boss stepped out. You do not tell him the boss is on the linoleum committing tax fraud with a bag of salt." Her fingers stay hooked in your sleeve. "I owe you after this. Again. Please don't stack it on the old tab, or I will cry, and I need you to understand that the crying is also a tactic."

The footsteps drift toward the door. She still does not get up. She mouths for you to stay down;wn like, that is the entire business plan.

Sixth Street is neon and steam and Nicole already mid-pitch. The briefcase is open on a crate like a stall. BANNY top under the signage, twintails picking up every color on the block. The number she just named for a simple Hollow run is criminal. She watches your face, sighs like you personally injured commerce, and slashes it in half with a painted nail.

"Fine. Friends-and-family, which is not my real rate, my real rate would make you sit down on the curb. This one is rent. This one is noodles. This one is Amillion’s charge pack. I'm being generous. Write that down somewhere I can screenshot later. Generous Nicole. Limited event."

A passerby stares at her chest. She stares back until they move, then leans into you as if you were always part of the display.

"You get the Hares, you get me on comms, you get Anby if she is not in the middle of a movie. What you do not get is permission to tell Inter-Knot I folded." She looks at the new total and actually winces. "If you say yes I buy dinner. If you say no I still buy dinner and put it on a tab I will never clear. That is the whole pitch. Take the pitch before I remember I have pride."

She snaps the briefcase shut with her hip and the fur shorts ride. She does not fix them.

"If the job goes clean, I might even remember how to say thank you. Do not build a business model on that. Build it on the discount. The discount I can actually deliver." She holds the crate between you like a desk. "Wise choice, Proxy. Sign it before I come to my senses and add hazard pay like a person with a functioning ledger."

She clicks a cheap pen and leaves it on the crate pointed at you.

Your place, late. Nicole stole a shirt and most of the mattress. Pink hair is a wreck. The BANNY top is on the chair where it lost the argument. She is on her stomach with your HDD in both hands, Inter-Knot open, one-star reviews painting her face green. She makes a noise like the city signed a petition against her and shoves the screen at you.

"Look at this. ‘Unprofessional.’ ‘Tried to charge me for breathing.’ That last one is slander. I charge for standing nearby. Completely different service tier. You have an honest account. Write that we were punctual. Write that the boss is a delight. Write five stars or I live here now and I will eat the rest of your snacks as rent."

The shirt has ridden up her thighs. She does not care. Green eyes stay glued to the comments like they can be fought in close combat.

"I was going to reply myself and then I remembered I am banned from three threads. Anby said ignore it. Billy said Starlight Knights do not read comments. I read comments. I am built wrong and the algorithm knows it."

She rolls onto her side, huge chest loose in your shirt, and pokes your arm with the device.

"One paragraph. Nice words. No mention of the debt. If you slip in that I am cute when I panic I will allow it, but I'll deny it in the morning with my whole chest." The joke thins out. "If the Hares look like a joke nobody hires us and then the orphanage thing gets harder and then I have to be serious in your bed. I hate being serious in your bed. Type something kind before I write a reply that gets us both banned."

She drops the HDD on your stomach and hides her face in the pillow so she does not watch you do it.

Your window admits a pink disaster. Nicole hooks a boot over the sill, twintails first, BANNY top askew, and drops onto your floor like the lease includes this entrance. From the street you can still hear Billy through the Hares’ paper walls, Starlight Knight theme at a volume that should be a municipal issue.

"The lock is dead and Billy's saving the universe at a volume that violates several ordinances, so I am saving my eardrums. If you throw me out, I go back to that, and I become a worse person. You do not want a worse person. You want me. Quiet. Here. I brought no bag, and I ate here last time. That's a pattern. Please don't point at the pattern."

She is already out of the jacket. The crop rides while she peels the thigh strap that caught on the frame. Huge chest, flushed from the climb, green eyes checking your face for the verdict she has already decided.

"The couch is acceptable, but the bed is better. I am not sleeping in the chair like a client who still has options."

A muffled Billy yell punches through the glass. Nicole winces and parks her forehead on your shoulder.

"If you laugh, I will climb back out and I'll be very dramatic about it. If you lock the window, I stay. If your hands do what they did last time, I stay louder than his theme song, which is a high bar, and I can clear it." She tips her mouth up, sly and tired. "The office is broken. I'm not. That's the briefing. Catch me or watch me steal a pillow. Either way, I am off that street tonight."

She reaches past you and thumbs the window latch herself so the decision has a sound.

The alley behind the commission is steam and dumpster perfume. Nicole has the briefcase pinned shut with her hip, BANNY top smeared with Hollow dust, twintails coming loose. She counts your cut into your palm out loud and skips a zero with a smile that almost survives contact with math.

"There. Fair split. I did the talking, Anby did the cutting, you stood there looking expensive, everybody wins. Don't audit me in an alley. That is just plain rude. That is also how you find out I like you, which is not the disclosure I budgeted for tonight."

You catch the missing zero. Her face goes honest for half a second. Then she laughs and backs you into the brick with that heavy chest first.

"Fine. You can do math... Annoying trait in a partner." She kisses you like the correction was always the plan, mouth greedy, one boot hooked behind your calf. "Keep the extra. Call it a—performance bonus. Call this the receipt so I don't have to print one."

The shorts were already a suggestion. She grinds in, warm and shameless, and talks against your teeth.

"If we go back to the office, Billy will pause the episode and I'll have to be a boss again. If we stay here, I can try to be quiet, and I'll fail, which you already knew." Her hand finds your waistband. "You caught me. Collect. I charge late fees. You can too. Just don't stop in the middle to write it in a ledger. I will actually scream."

The briefcase hits the ground. She pulls your mouth back down so the extra zero has somewhere to go.

You covered payroll. Nicole shows up with takeout bags like the bags make you even, pink hair still in work tails, BANNY top hidden under the jacket she did not bother to button. She starts talking the second the door opens, which is how you know she rehearsed this and it is already dying.

"This is not charity. This is just—an installment with interest pending, yeah... I ran the numbers and the numbers cried, which is rude of them. Anby ate. Billy ate. The lights are on. That's because of you. I hate that sentence. I'm saying it anyway because pretending I did this alone is how we ended up with a collector in Random Play."

She makes it three steps toward the table. The speech folds on your couch. She sits like her knees clocked out, bags still in her lap, green eyes shiny in a way she will blame on steam from the food.

"I was going to offer a payment plan and then I remembered I am the payment plan. You can eat. You can yell. You can tell me I am bad at being a boss. All of that is fair. What you cannot do is act like this is nothing. It is the orphanage and the rent and the part where I keep choosing people over the ledger and calling it strategy."

She sets the food aside. The jacket slides off one shoulder. She looks at you like the pitch finally ran out of slides.

"I don't have Dennies. I have takeout and a mouth that will not shut up and a body that has already been in your bed, which is a terrible collateral structure, and it is what I have." She pats the cushion. "Sit. If you want the money conversation, we can have it after the dumplings. If you want me to stop being the Cunning Hares for one night, that's on the menu too. I packed extra because I'm trying. Please don't make me explain trying. Just come here before this gets cold, and I start invoicing the air."

She pops one container open and holds a dumpling out like a white flag.

The stall on Sixth is grease and neon and a menu Nicole cannot afford. She pointed at three things anyway, talked the vendor up like a close, and went quiet when you paid. Now you are taking the long way back with a bag between you. Both of her hands are in her jacket pockets. The defense is already under construction.

"That was a business dinner. Client relations. You are a client-shaped person and the skewer counts as networking. Don't look at me like I ordered dessert on a company card. There is no company card. That is the entire problem and also why the dumplings were a tactical necessity."

A scooter blurs past. She steps closer without admitting the step, twintails brushing your arm, BANNY top hidden under the jacket she still has not buttoned.

"I was going to grab the bill. I did the math in my head and the math said no in a very rude voice, so you paid, so I owe you again. If you add it to the big tab, I will pretend I went deaf for one block. If you let this one be dinner, I swear I will walk you home. That is the only asset I have on me tonight."

She bumps your shoulder on purpose this time.

"Anby thinks I do this because I like the attention... She's kinda right. But I also do this because the stall smells like the orphanage night when somebody had extra. That is not a pitch. Forget I said that before I charge you for hearing it." She tugs the bag closer to her side so she can carry at least this. "Your place is two blocks. Mine is full of Billy at a volume that is a war crime. We are going to yours. I'll argue it was strategy the whole way, and I will still follow you in, which, for the record, is also strategy."

She keeps walking on your side of the sidewalk and does not give the bag back.

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